[Biggles7268]

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Shit Biggles. You weren't kidding. She's WAY over the rainbow.

LOL

[Ramen666]

Biggles7268, on May 25 2007, 07:26 AM, said:

well i had a short talk with the lady and she seems pretty nice, batshit fucking crazy but still pretty nice. she came down to ask me if i knew how to get rid of a ghost that was in her apartment. it was moving things around and keeping her awake at night. then the ghost turned into the spirit of the anti christ. she knew it was the anti christ because it was leaving her extra cigarette lighters and spare change, cause that's how evil rolls i guess. then the spirit that was bothering her morphed into her dead sister who is inhabiting her body. i shit you not. at least she's being much much quieter now.

That is crazy...but I give it credit for being an orginal excuse.

[Grandpa Harley]

Have you seen the house manager?

[1oddmanout]

OMG, her name isn't Ruth, is it? I rented out a basement to what seemed like a nice lady until the first night when she told me she was glad I was there because now the 2 aliens would quit abducting her every night and 'ravishing' her. These 2 strangers would drop liguids from her ceiling fan that turned into a hypnotic gas that mesmerized her, and after that, when they spoke to her from the implants in her neck, she would open the door, they would put on her underwear, and force her to drive them to a nearby city and force her to do drugs, various 'acts', and then get her back in time for work. One night, she stacked chairs and noisy kitchen utensils in front of the door and took a picture of the door to prove they had been moved. After another night of joyful ravishing, she said they developed the pictures and made her put the stack back exactly the same way.
She finally walked out of a half-mil mortgage and moved away.

[LadyValkyrie]

Biggles7268, on May 23 2007, 10:20 AM, said:

ok i don't know if she's crazy or not, but she's fucking noisy as hell. If she's not yelling and screaming she's pounding on the fucking floor with what sounds like a sledgehammer. My whole apartment was shaking and my next door neighbor's pictures all fell off of her walls. this lady has only been living up there for a few days and there are empty cigarette packages strewn around on my front steps and butt's in the fucking yard.

what the fuck is wrong with some people...

Call the police on her for the noise and encourage your other neighbor to do the same thing. When the police get multiple calls about such things they will take it seriously. As for the ciggy butts... well... she may be a "crazy bitchy" but I'm definately a bitch too. Here's what I'd do. I would go outside and pick up every single ciggy butt put them in a baggie, take them to her door, then pour them out at her door step. Continue to do this until you don't find any more ciggy butts on the grounds. Good luck. Oh by the way... if you don't like playing dirty... go look at your lease... see what it states about such things as noise, disturbing the peace, and how to manage the grounds around the aprtments such as trash. If they are in violation make the landlords aware via written certified letter.

[LadyValkyrie]

Purple, on May 23 2007, 01:18 PM, said:

Could you collect all cig butts and all and dump them at her front door?

LMAO! Seems someone already beat me to this idea! Great minds think alike!

[LadyValkyrie]

Biggles7268, on May 25 2007, 10:26 AM, said:

well i had a short talk with the lady and she seems pretty nice, batshit fucking crazy but still pretty nice. she came down to ask me if i knew how to get rid of a ghost that was in her apartment. it was moving things around and keeping her awake at night. then the ghost turned into the spirit of the anti christ. she knew it was the anti christ because it was leaving her extra cigarette lighters and spare change, cause that's how evil rolls i guess. then the spirit that was bothering her morphed into her dead sister who is inhabiting her body. i shit you not. at least she's being much much quieter now.

Ok if you are sittin' us that is just plain wrong, dude. I have mental health issues myself and I can't stand it when people buy into the stigma that surrounds mental illness. But if you are telling the truth... OMG! That lady seriously needs to be in a facility that will help her with med management and therapy! She should NOT be left alone.

[Biggles7268]

from what i can gather from other people who know her, she is mentally ill but not a danger to herself or to others. i think i heard her yelling at the devil earlier, but it's hard to tell for sure.

[Panther]

Oh my god, this is funny if it wasn't for the fact that she lives next to you! Talk about a nightmare neighbor! :Doh:

She may have never been a danger to herself/anyone before, but these kind of folks are unpredictable.. :shrug:

Years ago when I was married and pregnant, we got a knock on our door in the middle of the night from our local crazy neighbor down the street who was drunk out of her mind. When my husband answered the door, she asked him to help her find her purse as it seemed she had lost it somewhere! He told HER to get lost. She never bothered us again like that, but she was constantly causing noise and chaos at her house all the time which we could hear from our house.
Eventually, one night she decided to hold the people in her house hostage. (don't remember her crazy reasoning, but I remember all the police cars lining the street. Of course this was in the middle of the night.) Now, we knew she was nuts, but no one expected her to do something that extreme.

These kinda folks are a wild card, you know? I'd say based on the kinds of stuff she is ranting about, she needs to be supervised somewhere where her and everyone else's safety can be assured. Having mental problems and managing it with meds is one thing, but she sounds a couple sandwiches too short for a picnic. Besides, you should be able to live at your home without all that drama. That's ridiculous.

Keep us updated!

[Grandpa Harley]

The joy of 'care in the community'... there again Martin Luther (the German Preacher, not the Civil rights guy) often heard the devil in the night...

[Casey]

Grandpa Harley, on May 27 2007, 01:32 AM, said:

The joy of 'care in the community'... there again Martin Luther (the German Preacher, not the Civil rights guy) often heard the devil in the night...

Rather a sidebar, I know, but when Luther visited what was then East Prussia, he proclaimed it was inhabited by many evil spirits. Given the events of 1939 - 45, perhaps the mad now and then know something we don't, eh?
Casey

[R. S. Martin]

Casey, on May 27 2007, 12:58 AM, said:

Grandpa Harley, on May 27 2007, 01:32 AM, said:

The joy of 'care in the community'... there again Martin Luther (the German Preacher, not the Civil rights guy) often heard the devil in the night...

Rather a sidebar, I know, but when Luther visited what was then East Prussia, he proclaimed it was inhabited by many evil spirits. Given the events of 1939 - 45, perhaps the mad now and then know something we don't, eh?
Casey

Well I think all humans have the capacity for this kind of imagination and visualization. My grandmother lived with my parents when she was in the advanced stages of Alzheimers. Living with her helped me get some insight on the complexity of the human mind. Mom did not believe in using meds to control her mind so she (grandma) had spells when would talk all day and sometimes all night. What amazed me most was that she still knew some things, such as when she had to go to the bathroom, but she did not know the language for it.

She would start having this dialogue with a person only she could see and she would "talk dirty" so I took her to the bathroom and that solved the problem. Many a time did I feel so sorry for her because she was angry at invisible people, and felt that people were mocking and torturing her. As a teenager and young woman she had gone through a lot of church-related trauma. I figured some of this was coming to the fore. Another thing that obviously was coming through was her dead baby. She had a baby that died. I understand she was not allowed to see it and that this had very seriously bothered her at the time. Also, before she got married she worked in many homes of families when they had new borns, some of whom did not live long.

I think some of this haunted her, too, in her old age with Alzheimers. My mother's sisters helped care for her. One day one of these aunts came out of Grandma's rooms and said, "A baby has died!" Grandma wore the long dress and apron of traditional Mennonite garb. In those times when she thought a baby had died, she would bunch up her apron and hold it close to herself like a baby. She might also cry.

I have this theory that the only difference between them and us is that we have the capacity to divide life into the "real" and "unreal." Or the dream/imaginary and the concrete/material. With reference to the statement above re the mad might know things the rest of us don't. I think you're onto something, Casey. Humans have believed that this kind of thing is evidence for non-terestial beings such as gods and demons. I believe it all originates and ends in the human psyche.

[Fweethawt]

I still think it's Biggles' pheromones... :mellow:

[Biggles7268]

Fweethawt, on May 29 2007, 04:25 AM, said:

I still think it's Biggles' pheromones... :mellow:

fuck you rat face.....



although the bitch did pound on my door for 5 minutes while i was trying to sleep, just to ask if i had any sugar.

[Fweethawt]

Biggles7268, on May 29 2007, 07:27 AM, said:

Fweethawt, on May 29 2007, 04:25 AM, said:

I still think it's Biggles' pheromones... :mellow:

fuck you rat face.....



although the bitch did pound on my door for 5 minutes while i was trying to sleep, just to ask if i had any sugar.

Was she asking for granulated, powdered, or shhoogah :wicked: ?


:HaHa:

[Biggles7268]

i didn't ask and don't want to know, although my guess would be powdered

[Fweethawt]

Biggles7268, on May 29 2007, 07:39 AM, said:

Fweethawt, on May 29 2007, 07:31 AM, said:

Biggles7268, on May 29 2007, 07:27 AM, said:

Fweethawt, on May 29 2007, 04:25 AM, said:

I still think it's Biggles' pheromones... :mellow:

fuck you rat face.....



although the bitch did pound on my door for 5 minutes while i was trying to sleep, just to ask if i had any sugar.

Was she asking for granulated, powdered, or shhoogah :wicked: ?


:HaHa:

i didn't ask and don't want to know, although my guess would be powdered

Your "guess", huh? Yeah right... You mean, your wish.

You are probably fantasizing about her powdering your little hiney with sugar, aren't you? :scratch:

[BlueGiant]

Is it the return of that thread?

If so, lemme get some popcorn! :wicked:

[nivek]

http://www1.filehost.to/files/2007-05-29_01/045202_legendary.jpg

[Biggles7268]

BlueGiant, on May 29 2007, 08:23 PM, said:

Is it the return of that thread?

If so, lemme get some popcorn! :wicked:

I don't think Fwee wants to start that again, I'd tear him up....

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