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#81
Posted 16 June 2007 - 03:17 PM
You can ask 'What would Krishna do?' and be able to work it out with familiarity with the basal tales of Krishna
With Jesus, you peel back the scriptures and you get nothing....
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#82
Posted 16 June 2007 - 03:35 PM
HanSolo, on Jun 16 2007, 02:55 PM, said:
Kirangel, on Jun 16 2007, 11:04 AM, said:
That's fair enough. I can agree that it remains a possibility, and I'm looking forward to what you find out in your studies.
Actually I think this is exactly what the Jesus seminairs wanted to do. Pick the things in the stories that made sense and could be agreed upon to be most likely true and a real portrait of a historical Jesus.
Cool, well I could come back completely in support of the Jesus myth. You never know it's not like I'm strongly behind the historical Jesus.
'And I knew my vision of the garden of savage beauty had been a true vision.'
Lestat (Anne Rice, The Vampire Lestat)
#83
Posted 16 June 2007 - 03:49 PM
Kirangel, on Jun 16 2007, 12:35 PM, said:
And I'm not strongly behind the "everything invented" or 100% mythical Jesus either. My suspicion is that there was some person that caused some havoc during that time, and maybe his name wasn't even Jesus but something else, and since he tried to "save" them from the Romans, he was given the title The Savior (Joshua), and then it was just a matter of time. Now, personally I have a problem saying that this person was the "historical" Jesus, even though he was the seed from where the story was built. That's my dilemma. If I claim that Jesus was a historical person, I want it to be a person that actually was named Jesus, actually did a couple of the things the Gospels say (not the miracles, but just some of the basic stuff), but since we have so little trustworthy material to go from, you can't distinguish the real parts for the fake. But we'll see. I'm still interested in your journey.
And behold, one came who in the form of a demon holding a beer, and he spake with a tongue of red. And when he spake, he said bye bye, and all listened, and watched as he smote the babbling troll with his +5 banhammer of fedupishness. And there was much rejoicing.
Book of Hans 3:16
#84
Posted 16 June 2007 - 04:51 PM
[Klingon] nuq Daq yuch Dapol? (Translated: Where is the Chocolate?)
#85
Posted 16 June 2007 - 05:07 PM
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That's a fun dilemma, yeah there would have to be enough in line with the stories of Jesus to label it historical in that sense.
'And I knew my vision of the garden of savage beauty had been a true vision.'
Lestat (Anne Rice, The Vampire Lestat)
#86
Posted 16 June 2007 - 05:14 PM
HanSolo, on Jun 16 2007, 02:49 PM, said:
Kirangel, on Jun 16 2007, 12:35 PM, said:
And I'm not strongly behind the "everything invented" or 100% mythical Jesus either. My suspicion is that there was some person that caused some havoc during that time, and maybe his name wasn't even Jesus but something else, and since he tried to "save" them from the Romans, he was given the title The Savior (Joshua), and then it was just a matter of time. Now, personally I have a problem saying that this person was the "historical" Jesus, even though he was the seed from where the story was built. That's my dilemma. If I claim that Jesus was a historical person, I want it to be a person that actually was named Jesus, actually did a couple of the things the Gospels say (not the miracles, but just some of the basic stuff), but since we have so little trustworthy material to go from, you can't distinguish the real parts for the fake. But we'll see. I'm still interested in your journey.
I can subscribe to the idea that Jesus is a legend, like King Arthur, who is probably based on one or more chieftains, but Arthur as a single man is pretty certainly a myth... 'he' never existed...
#87
Posted 16 June 2007 - 05:24 PM
Grandpa Harley, on Jun 16 2007, 02:14 PM, said:
And of course there's some people out there that disagree with you!
http://www.legendofk....com/arthur.htm
And behold, one came who in the form of a demon holding a beer, and he spake with a tongue of red. And when he spake, he said bye bye, and all listened, and watched as he smote the babbling troll with his +5 banhammer of fedupishness. And there was much rejoicing.
Book of Hans 3:16
#88
Posted 16 June 2007 - 05:53 PM
#89
Posted 16 June 2007 - 06:12 PM
And behold, one came who in the form of a demon holding a beer, and he spake with a tongue of red. And when he spake, he said bye bye, and all listened, and watched as he smote the babbling troll with his +5 banhammer of fedupishness. And there was much rejoicing.
Book of Hans 3:16
#90
Posted 16 June 2007 - 06:52 PM
#91
Posted 20 June 2007 - 12:23 AM
Kirangel, on Jun 16 2007, 12:50 PM, said:
Stories about history are not always based on facts, very true.
But real history is facts and facts alone - otherwise we have conjecture or myths or fables.
And without those facts about any "Jesus of Nazareth" all we have are myths - and that ain't evidence.
Ah well - I suppose Jun and I will be waiting a long time...

I am a re-converted Roman Catholic; if you are reading an anti-Christian post of mine, please be aware that the author has grown out of his angry phase and has pulled his head out of his ass.
#92
Posted 20 June 2007 - 12:33 AM
Varokhar, on Jun 20 2007, 02:23 PM, said:
Kirangel, on Jun 16 2007, 12:50 PM, said:
Stories about history are not always based on facts, very true.
But real history is facts and facts alone - otherwise we have conjecture or myths or fables.
And without those facts about any "Jesus of Nazareth" all we have are myths - and that ain't evidence.
Ah well - I suppose Jun and I will be waiting a long time...
I won't hold my breath!
If "Jesus" of the bible did exist, why is he called "Jesus" of Nazareth? Nazareth did not exist in the 1st century AD – the area was a burial ground of rock-cut tombs.
that has gathered around it during its long sojourn in a dozen Asian lands, is brought forward.
#93
Posted 20 June 2007 - 04:04 AM
The place was established post-AD70 (again from memory), giving the earliest possible date. The median date is around AD100 to AD140 for the establishment of the town....
#94
Posted 20 June 2007 - 04:39 AM
The 2nd century gnostic Gospel of Philip offers this explanation:
'The apostles that came before us called him Jesus Nazarene the Christ ..."Nazara" is the "Truth". Therefore 'Nazarene' is "The One of the Truth" ...'
(Gospel of Philip, 47)
'Three times a day they say: May God curse the Nazarenes'.
Epiphanius (Panarion 29.9.2)
'It may then come as something of a surprise, almost an embarrassment, to recognise that the earliest statements about Jesus are in the form of belief rather than history in the modern sense ... theology takes precedence over history in the Christian story.' – J. L. Houlden (Jesus - A Question of Identity, p11)
that has gathered around it during its long sojourn in a dozen Asian lands, is brought forward.
#95
Posted 20 June 2007 - 04:43 AM
#96
Posted 20 June 2007 - 09:25 AM
How much harder then would it be for someone who might have a whimiscal, sarcastic side to NOT be misunderstood, especially when his words were written down by others, sometimes decades later, and then translated and retranslated centruies later.
What if we are missing the all important eye roll or wry smile from Jesus, that might give a completely different meaning to some of he text.
What if they forgot to add that the Son of Man grabbed his crotch after he said, "I do not come in peace, but bring the sword."
I think with a few missing visuals and inflections of voice, we could still use all of Jesus's quotes verbatim, yet walk away with a completely different sense of what he actually meant.
(This theory of mine comes from his famous, "Oh ye of little faith," when we all know that he was talking to the most faithful people at the time, his disciples. Why would that subtle humor not carry over to some if not all his sayings?)
"Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear." - Thomas Jefferson
#97
Posted 20 June 2007 - 09:43 AM
#98
Posted 20 June 2007 - 10:05 AM
Robbobrob, on Jun 20 2007, 06:25 AM, said:
Very good points. Basically what you're saying is that the Gospels and the stories were and are still misunderstood because they were lacking smileys.
And behold, one came who in the form of a demon holding a beer, and he spake with a tongue of red. And when he spake, he said bye bye, and all listened, and watched as he smote the babbling troll with his +5 banhammer of fedupishness. And there was much rejoicing.
Book of Hans 3:16
#99
Posted 20 June 2007 - 12:17 PM
Robbobrob, on Jun 20 2007, 08:25 AM, said:
Ah yes - the hidden truth of the Gospels after all these years! With eyes unblinded by hate I can now see it! Glorah!

I am a re-converted Roman Catholic; if you are reading an anti-Christian post of mine, please be aware that the author has grown out of his angry phase and has pulled his head out of his ass.
#100
Posted 24 June 2007 - 03:39 PM
HanSolo, on Jun 11 2007, 11:02 AM, said:
Suetonius: born 69, same thing
Pliny the Younger: 63, same thing
Philo the philosopher: contemporary to Jesus, but did he ever speak of Jesus? Can you point to which book and what he said?
Josephus: born 37, not contemporary either
Lucian: born 120! Well, that's a real stretch. (the "first sci-fi" author, a novelist?)
So I don't see the contemporary evidence we're looking for.
Thanks for those dates. Pretty convincing evidence.
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Bart D. Ehrman is another. Kirangel, you might want to read some of his books.
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Hans, you have it right so far as I am concerned. If ever a person wanted to believe in christianity it was me. But when the evidence is either totally lacking or too fragile to stand up to scrutiny, I am left with the choice to lie and live comfortably with the christian majority, or to be honest and thereby open myself to the ridicule and abuse of christians.
I sifted through the evidence many times over. I feel like my sifting last fall is definitive. I was taking a course on New Testament. Prof insisted that there is more evidence for Jesus than for many other historical figures. Sounds exactly like Kirangel's argument. I started a thread on this forum to get the exChristian perspective on it at the same time that we were discussing it in school.
The very same passages were used by both sides to prove their points. The Christians interpreted the evidence as saying that Jesus did exist and the exChristians interpreted it as saying Jesus did not exist.
My profs taught me to take passages apart and scrutinize them on the fine details. When I do that with the "evidence" for Jesus' existence, I end up knowing only that Christians existed in the first century. I find no direct reference to Jesus except in the NT. One of the Roman governors wrote about "Christians who worship Chrestus as though he were a god."
Here is the passage as follows in one translation:
Other named by the anonymous List said they were Christians, and later changed their statement. Some said that they had been and then stopped, some three years before, some longer, some even twenty years before. All these reverenced your statue and those of the Gods, and cursed Christ. They stated that the sum total of their error or misjudgment, had been coming to a meeting on a given day before dawn, and singing responsively a hymn to Christ as to God, swearing with a holy oath not to commit any crime, never to steal or commit robbery, commit adultery, fail a sworn agreement or refuse to return a sum left in trust. When all this was finished, it was their custom to go their separate ways, and later re-assemble to take food of an ordinary and simple kind.
Here is some background on Pliny the Younger:
Pliny the Younger or Gaius Plinius Caecilius Secundus (62-c.115): Roman senator, nephew of Pliny the Elder, governor of Bithynia-Pontus (109-111), author of a famous collection of letters.
Apparently he was born thirty years after Jesus' alleged death. By the time he grew up and was Roman governor, there were many people around who believed that a Christ existed and they "worshipped him as god."
It is true that in places he speaks about Christ as though he were a historical person. However, who of us has not talked about fictional characters as though they were historical? When we are talking about these characters, it is cumbersome to preface every statement with "the man whom they call Christ," or "whom they worship as a god." When it is firmly established with the speaker and the audience (when everyone knows it) that they are talking about a fictional character, people stop prefacing their statements like that. We just use the name for the sake of convenience.
I don't know Star Wars so I will use nursery rhyme tales to illustrate. A kindergarten teacher might ask the children: Where were the three bears when Goldilocks broke into their house?
This story tells us several things:
1. A girl named Goldilocks existed at some point in history.
2. Bears live in houses that look pretty much like our own.
3. Bears sit in chairs.
4. Bears eat porridge.
5. Bears eat out of bowls.
6. Bears can tell who touched their property.
Jack and the Beanstalk proves that there are giants the size of houses and that an ordinary man can plant a bean stalk that is strong enough to carry his weight, and that he can climb this beanstalk to get away from the giant. The place he escapes to is another world where the giant cannot enter. This proves that there is another level of reality from the normal everyday life.
1. In our world, we never see giants the size of houses.
2. In our world we don't have bean stalks that are strong enough to carry the weight of an adult.
3. In the world as we know it, we cannot escape into another world to get away from our enemies.
Yet Jack did all these things.
The only things in the above two stories that are realistic are the animal ability to smell who touched their things, and the ability of a seed bean to grow into a large plant (though nowhere near as large as indicated in the story).
Maybe we can create a world such as Never-Never Land, and maybe we can explain the links between our world and Never-Never Land. Maybe if we squeeze our eyes shut tight enough and try hard enough we can actually feel like we are in Never-Never Land. maybe we can smell the smells and see the sights. But are we really there? Does that make it true that the following existed at some point in history: a man who could climb a bean stalk, a house-sized giant, a girl named Goldilocks, and three bears who live in houses, sit on wooden chairs, and eat porridge out of bowls?
The only things that are realistic in the Jesus story is that he was born, that he grew up to be a rousing teacher of the common people, and that he paid for it with his life. It is also realistic to believe that his followers had to dream up some way to make sense of his execution. They had, after all, given up their jobs and/or sold their businesses to follow him.
We know that at the time and place of this supposed Jesus, the common people had a tradition of having heroes who had virgin births. It was the tradition that these divine heroes died to save humanity, and then rose from the dead and flew off to heaven. Maybe Jesus' followers made up the same kind of story about his death. It would be realistic to think so.
It is just as common today for people to talk about taking a red pill or a blue pill. Because I am new to mainstream culture, I am not sure what is meant by these pills. Do I think there are doctors who prescribe these pills and pharmacies that sell them? Do I think people actually go to their medicine cabinet and swallow a pill when they say this?
No.
The only time and the only way people today ever talk about the red pill or the blue pill is when they want to talk metaphorically. Obviously, these pills are symbols taken from some story, and these symbols are meaningful to the people who know the story.
The same holds true for virgins having babies, and for these babies to grow up to be miracle workers who end up dying to save humanity from the Romans, and then resurrect and fly off to heaven.
These "pills" are so far from realistic that it is automatically assumed that the audiences understand what was meant.
Yet today, Christians and atheists alike insist that no person is a real Christian unless they believe these fantastic tales of the first century of the Common Era.
There are Christians alive today who dare take these stories metaphorically as they were originally meant to be taken. Who are we to decide whether or not they are true Christians?
I have no idea who Kirangel is or what Kirangel believes. I know that Kirangel talks like a fundamentalist Christian but claims not to be a Christian. I also know that people here are very wary of being taken in by a professing nonChristian who seems to have an evangelical proselyzing twist.
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