I confess. I have a degree of loyalty to the my homeland that is probably typical to that of any U.S. veteran after 20 years of active duty military service. However, when I attend veteran's organizational events, am asked to stand for prayer, and forced to hear people prattle on about how God loves and blesses America, well...
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God loves America best
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Posted 27 June 2008 - 07:09 AM
America (not to be confused with that den of sin and wickedness, the United States) is the only nation on the earth (Israel comes in a close second) that Jesus loves.
There is even the godly American elephant, which is Jesus favorite animal. We must get America turned around to make it the land the Founding Father's had intended it to be, a Christian country that follows the Bible!
There is even the godly American elephant, which is Jesus favorite animal. We must get America turned around to make it the land the Founding Father's had intended it to be, a Christian country that follows the Bible!
This post has been edited by Taphophilia: 27 June 2008 - 07:13 AM
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Posted 27 June 2008 - 01:03 PM
Justin, on Jun 27 2008, 02:21 AM, said:
Funny, but if you ask any fundie, they will say that America is a waste bin of sin quickly going to hell in a hand basket. :scratch: :shrug:
Fred Phelps came specifically to mind, for me. I think he's the one that has not only godhatesfags.com but godhatesamerica.com too.
Maybe this is as good a place as any to rant a little about "God Bless America" bumper stickers. They've bugged me for some time, I think esp. since 9/11, Iraq, et. al.
There's nothing wrong with God (if he/she/it exists) blessing America, but it just has a really self-centered, maybe even arrogant air about it to me. Almost like Fuck The Rest of the World, Bless US! Maybe a lot of people don't view it that way but it just kind of bugs me. Beyond that even, I'm just really not that "patriotic". I think I'm much more concerned on the whole with humanity in general...
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