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RevOxley_501

So, you don't have to prove you aren't crazy do get married but you do have to prove you don't have the same genitalia as your partner.
Nov 18 2014 09:42
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    crazyguy123
    The woman also has to prove that she's a virgin in opposite-sex marriages. If not, then it will be time to go grab some rocks!
    Nov 19 2014 06:51
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    gall
    maybe where you live but I personally have never witnessed a stoning in the modern world. Anyplace that would be ok with that is full of barbarians and primitives IMO
    Nov 20 2014 01:11
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    gall
    by modern world I mean someplace that would look sideways at you if you mentioned the weekend stoning...
    Nov 20 2014 01:11
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Brother Jeff

I Sneezed in the Spook twice (once for each version of the Lard plus the Spook of Kryasst who is also somehow magically Him), so that one sneeze magically counts twice. Glory!
Nov 18 2014 01:51
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    Fweethawt
    You were supposed to have farted in the Spook! Sneezing in the equates to blassneezeny!
    Nov 18 2014 06:16
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Cousin Ricky

There's bat poop on my car window.
Nov 18 2014 10:58
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    moanareina
    Bat poop? How does that look?
    Nov 18 2014 04:51
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    Fweethawt
    With its beady little eyes, of course!
    Nov 18 2014 06:17
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    3sigmaanomaly
    Was there Robin poop too or was Batman working alone?
    Nov 19 2014 07:10
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end3

Lol, the AOL headline reads Obama to take a look at hostage policy. What are you going to do when they rape ank kill the woman hostage they have Mr. President....add a line item?
Nov 18 2014 08:25
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    SilentLoner
    What plan of action do you recommend, end?
    Nov 18 2014 11:42
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    gall
    AOL? what year are you living in? it is the presidents job to look at these things we pay him for this. Isn't this one of his job duties? Agree or disagree on his policy but disagreeing on whether he should actually do his job in the first place? Get real man.
    Nov 19 2014 01:11
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    Cousin Ricky
    I could make an AOL joke about an Authentic Christian Believer, but that wouldn't be very kind...
    Nov 19 2014 02:30
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FreeThinkerNZ

“Isn't this enough? Just this world? Just THIS?” ― Tim Minchin
Nov 18 2014 04:54
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    TrueFreedom
    "So let me hold it up Just one more go
    Holding it up for just once more
    One more time to fill it up
    One more time to kill
    But whatever I do It's never enough"
    Nov 18 2014 10:11
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    Fweethawt
    I remember coming to the conclusion that religion is just man screaming at the cosmos saying, "No! This just won't do! This is not enough!"
    Nov 18 2014 06:19
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    3sigmaanomaly
    That was one of the quotes that stuck in my mind when I was a Christian. It is the one that I pose to people who ask me how do I deal with death now. Isn't this enough?
    Nov 18 2014 08:12
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webmdave

Atheist or Humanist?: By Carl S. ~ There are a few conclusions I've reached after dealing with religion and be... http://t.co/q4YdDMwbym
Nov 18 2014 03:19
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sweetcakes

:~)
Nov 17 2014 09:05
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    TrueFreedom
    Is that a happy girl that I see? A girl in a fresh relationship?! ;-)
    Nov 17 2014 09:09
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    sweetcakes
    Yes, it is!! :D <3
    Nov 17 2014 09:14
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    Thurisaz
    *thumbs up* :)
    Nov 18 2014 07:41
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moanareina

Question of the day: Gender Studies seems to be a cuss word (and a pretty fierce one) over here (at the moment). How about the US? Just curious.
Nov 17 2014 08:17
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    SilentLoner
    For idiots/sexists.
    Nov 17 2014 10:49
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    moanareina
    I guess those topics attract many idiots/sexists on the www because articles about it have the most comments and mainly of idiots/sexists. But I guess I am forgetting that there is a real world out there :-).
    Nov 18 2014 06:10
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    Thurisaz
    It's one of those topics for which a "neutral" position seems to be impossible. And even if you feel rather neutral about it... people just won't believe you. At least the cultural mainstream will be convinced you're on one of the extremist fringe positions. It's like Israel/Palestine for example.
    Nov 18 2014 07:42
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RevOxley_501

Today's Twitter exploits have been a great success! #god #atheism http://t.co/eG9575mwOT
Nov 17 2014 06:08
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sweetcakes → crazyguy123

Happy Birthday, crazy!!!! :D
Nov 17 2014 04:13
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sweetcakes

I'm trying to live life with no regrets. My reason why is that when I look back on things that I said I regret, in that moment it's actually something that I wanted and made me happy. That's just how I see it.
Nov 17 2014 04:04
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Helvetios

Went cold turkey off sleep meds and I've never felt so alive. I think it's going to be okay.
Nov 17 2014 11:50
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zomberina

Nothing says Jesus is the reason for the season like a $10 dollar toaster assembled by 12 year olds in Taiwan.....0
Nov 17 2014 10:36
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    florduh
    Those kids in Taiwan seem to do a much better job than those on the mainland.
    Nov 17 2014 10:58
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    Fweethawt
    Hey! 12 year old kids gotta work, too, y'know...
    Nov 17 2014 02:01
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Brother Jeff

I absolutely love this place. I have been here for nine years, and I have made some of the best friends I have never met in real life here. Dave did a very good thing when he created this glorious site. Glory!
Nov 16 2014 11:22
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Brother Jeff

I Sneezed in the Spook three times (once for each version of the Lard) and He Swayed in the Spook gloriously, signifying His Sky Approval of the glorious event. Glory!
Nov 16 2014 07:07
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    Eugene39
    Bless you, Brother Jeff
    Nov 16 2014 07:13
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    3sigmaanomaly
    A-choo
    Nov 16 2014 07:59