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So, you don't have to prove you aren't crazy do get married but you do have to prove you don't have the same genitalia as your partner.
crazyguy123The woman also has to prove that she's a virgin in opposite-sex marriages. If not, then it will be time to go grab some rocks!
Nov 19 2014 06:51
gallmaybe where you live but I personally have never witnessed a stoning in the modern world. Anyplace that would be ok with that is full of barbarians and primitives IMO
Nov 20 2014 01:11
gallby modern world I mean someplace that would look sideways at you if you mentioned the weekend stoning...
Nov 20 2014 01:11
I Sneezed in the Spook twice (once for each version of the Lard plus the Spook of Kryasst who is also somehow magically Him), so that one sneeze magically counts twice. Glory!
FweethawtYou were supposed to have farted in the Spook! Sneezing in the equates to blassneezeny!
Nov 18 2014 06:16
There's bat poop on my car window.
moanareinaBat poop? How does that look?
Nov 18 2014 04:51
FweethawtWith its beady little eyes, of course!
Nov 18 2014 06:17
3sigmaanomalyWas there Robin poop too or was Batman working alone?
Nov 19 2014 07:10
Lol, the AOL headline reads Obama to take a look at hostage policy. What are you going to do when they rape ank kill the woman hostage they have Mr. President....add a line item?
SilentLonerWhat plan of action do you recommend, end?
Nov 18 2014 11:42
gallAOL? what year are you living in? it is the presidents job to look at these things we pay him for this. Isn't this one of his job duties? Agree or disagree on his policy but disagreeing on whether he should actually do his job in the first place? Get real man.
Nov 19 2014 01:11
Cousin RickyI could make an AOL joke about an Authentic Christian Believer, but that wouldn't be very kind...
Nov 19 2014 02:30
“Isn't this enough? Just this world? Just THIS?” ― Tim Minchin
TrueFreedom"So let me hold it up Just one more go
Holding it up for just once more
One more time to fill it up
One more time to kill
But whatever I do It's never enough"
Nov 18 2014 10:11
FweethawtI remember coming to the conclusion that religion is just man screaming at the cosmos saying, "No! This just won't do! This is not enough!"
Nov 18 2014 06:19
3sigmaanomalyThat was one of the quotes that stuck in my mind when I was a Christian. It is the one that I pose to people who ask me how do I deal with death now. Isn't this enough?
Nov 18 2014 08:12
Atheist or Humanist?: By Carl S. ~ There are a few conclusions I've reached after dealing with religion and be... http://t.co/q4YdDMwbym
TrueFreedomIs that a happy girl that I see? A girl in a fresh relationship?! ;-)
Nov 17 2014 09:09
sweetcakesYes, it is!! :D <3
Nov 17 2014 09:14
Thurisaz*thumbs up* :)
Nov 18 2014 07:41
Question of the day: Gender Studies seems to be a cuss word (and a pretty fierce one) over here (at the moment). How about the US? Just curious.
Nov 17 2014 10:49
moanareinaI guess those topics attract many idiots/sexists on the www because articles about it have the most comments and mainly of idiots/sexists. But I guess I am forgetting that there is a real world out there :-).
Nov 18 2014 06:10
ThurisazIt's one of those topics for which a "neutral" position seems to be impossible. And even if you feel rather neutral about it... people just won't believe you. At least the cultural mainstream will be convinced you're on one of the extremist fringe positions. It's like Israel/Palestine for example.
Nov 18 2014 07:42
sweetcakes → crazyguy123
Happy Birthday, crazy!!!! :D
I'm trying to live life with no regrets. My reason why is that when I look back on things that I said I regret, in that moment it's actually something that I wanted and made me happy. That's just how I see it.
Went cold turkey off sleep meds and I've never felt so alive. I think it's going to be okay.
Nothing says Jesus is the reason for the season like a $10 dollar toaster assembled by 12 year olds in Taiwan.....0
florduhThose kids in Taiwan seem to do a much better job than those on the mainland.
Nov 17 2014 10:58
FweethawtHey! 12 year old kids gotta work, too, y'know...
Nov 17 2014 02:01
I absolutely love this place. I have been here for nine years, and I have made some of the best friends I have never met in real life here. Dave did a very good thing when he created this glorious site. Glory!
I Sneezed in the Spook three times (once for each version of the Lard) and He Swayed in the Spook gloriously, signifying His Sky Approval of the glorious event. Glory!
Eugene39Bless you, Brother Jeff
Nov 16 2014 07:13
Nov 16 2014 07:59