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buffettphan last won the day on December 26 2012

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About buffettphan

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    Godless Freethinking Secular Humanist Parrothead
  • Birthday 04/15/1954

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    Unequally Yoked in the Land of Funny-Mentalism, Virginia
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    This Website. Jimmy Buffett Music. Margaritaville. Warren Zevon. Mark Twain. Barnabas. Good Irish Whiskey. Cats. Birds. Purple Flowers. Clouds, The Night Sky, and Space. People Watching. Shrimp and Crab Legs. Dreaming. Analyzing. Mischievous Twinkly Eyes. Laughing.
    And Sex.
  • More About Me
    Based on all the "sacred texts" in the world, why would anyone choose christianity? They gave us the cruel buybull. At least the hindus gave us the kama sutra. ;-)

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  • Still have any Gods? If so, who or what?
    No because all gods are imaginary.

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  1. HA HA HA HA -- This is the one I got: "May you be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, thou armpit of Satan!" I'll be chuckling over that one for a very long time. And when I have a chance, I'm going to have to look up chapter and verse, because I really don't remember that one!
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  3. Again, sorry for your loss. I hope this experience won't be as aggravating as the last one.
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  6. I had to laugh at this because I do the same thing, along with a major eye-roll!
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  8. Good for your son! And good for you for raising such an incredible person! I'm afraid I lack the compassion gene when it comes to dealing with people on this subject. It takes everything in me just to keep from rolling my eyes, shaking my head, and muttering "You effin moron" under my breath. LOL...I'm not actually THAT bad, but the older I get, the less I feel like holding back.
  9. If you like this thread so much you pin it --- you might be are an Ex-Christian. Pinned
  10. A wry smile? How did you not bust out laughing! Poor xtians --- worms, just like iron chariots of the past, are more powerful than their god.
  11. Yet you defend and worship this barbaric creature. You are a better parent than this god of yours.
  12. @BAA, But but but The Bible is THE Ultimate Instruction Book for a True Christian -- certainly more authoritative than some ol' dumb policy of an infidel website such as Ex-C. Stranger is violating his own holey buybull's instructions: If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, leave that home or town and shake the dust off your feet. -- Matt 10:14
  13. That's just horrible and I'm so sorry for your loss. As far as responding to the christbots, in this situation, I've got nothing. The last time I attended a jesus-y funeral, I just zoned out as best I could. Then I think I came here and ranted. Just know we're here for you if that's something you want to do! Take care.
  14. If you roll your eyes when the christians in your life praise jeeeeezus for his special healing miracle when the reality is that modern medicine cured an illness, you might be ARE an Ex-christian.
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