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The Theists Nightmare - Why Do Guys Have Nipples?
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leftofpunk
, May 23 2007 05:18 PM
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Posted 23 May 2007 - 05:18 PM
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I'm the ThunderGod, Bitch!!!
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Posted 23 May 2007 - 07:17 PM
Haha, great work. Well presented. Nice editing.
You find me offensive? I find you offensive for fin-din' me offensive.
I killed Superman! I killed Super--man, 'nd how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy Kryptonite the green chronic. 'Cuz I ain't got no legs, or, no brain. Nice to meet you, hi, my name is-- I forgot my name!
Now I need you to open, your mind, your eyes close em' *close em'*. You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis *nosis*. For the next 4 1/2 minutes, we are going to explore into your mind to find out why you're so fucking jealous-- Now why do they make yoohoo? pipitty caca poopoo. Psyche! I'm kidding I just wanted to see if you're still listening.
I killed Superman! I killed Super--man, 'nd how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy Kryptonite the green chronic. 'Cuz I ain't got no legs, or, no brain. Nice to meet you, hi, my name is-- I forgot my name!
Now I need you to open, your mind, your eyes close em' *close em'*. You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis *nosis*. For the next 4 1/2 minutes, we are going to explore into your mind to find out why you're so fucking jealous-- Now why do they make yoohoo? pipitty caca poopoo. Psyche! I'm kidding I just wanted to see if you're still listening.
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Posted 24 May 2007 - 01:03 AM
God and his big hairy omnipotent nipples... ewww.....lol
Nice vid
Nice vid
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Posted 24 May 2007 - 02:59 PM
lmao. 
Great video 
Great video
Born right the first time
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Posted 24 May 2007 - 03:04 PM
Dude, that was great. Make some more!
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Posted 25 May 2007 - 05:20 PM
That was great! Keep 'em coming!
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Posted 25 May 2007 - 08:53 PM
Guys have nipples so we can laugh and say 'man boobs' we he gets fat.
Edited by 08 hawk, 25 May 2007 - 08:54 PM.
Thank God I'm Agnostic
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Posted 26 May 2007 - 08:57 AM
leftofpunk - are you actually the one in that video?
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Posted 26 May 2007 - 09:24 AM
Yeah, that's me. It's doing okay for the short amount of time it's been online. I'm already kind of "over it" though and want to move on to the next one. I'm thinking something where I'm the christian character. Sort of like what Colbert does. Like a "this is what you sound like" piece.
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Posted 26 May 2007 - 10:03 AM
I loved it, you were great and so funny!!
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Posted 26 May 2007 - 10:06 AM
It was tres cool - looking forward to more.Yeah, that's me. It's doing okay for the short amount of time it's been online. I'm already kind of "over it" though and want to move on to the next one. I'm thinking something where I'm the christian character. Sort of like what Colbert does. Like a "this is what you sound like" piece.
Follow along on our travels at Vagabondians.com - currently in Mexico
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Posted 26 May 2007 - 10:33 AM
Well done Leftofpunk.
It has a "ask a ninja" feel over it.
I took the liberty to move it to Creative Works section instead.... and I pinned it too. (Maybe it should have been in another section? ... I'm not sure, but I think it was very creative and entertaining to watch, and it is the first pinned topic in this section)
It has a "ask a ninja" feel over it.
I took the liberty to move it to Creative Works section instead.... and I pinned it too. (Maybe it should have been in another section? ... I'm not sure, but I think it was very creative and entertaining to watch, and it is the first pinned topic in this section)
Jabbrwokk QFT:
And behold, one came who in the form of a demon holding a beer, and he spake with a tongue of red. And when he spake, he said bye bye, and all listened, and watched as he smote the babbling troll with his +5 banhammer of fedupishness. And there was much rejoicing.
Book of Hans 3:16
And behold, one came who in the form of a demon holding a beer, and he spake with a tongue of red. And when he spake, he said bye bye, and all listened, and watched as he smote the babbling troll with his +5 banhammer of fedupishness. And there was much rejoicing.
Book of Hans 3:16
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Posted 02 June 2007 - 08:40 PM
Awesome!
Only I was half-expecting to see some kind of milky substance fall out of the sky (staged of course). That would've taken the cake!
Only I was half-expecting to see some kind of milky substance fall out of the sky (staged of course). That would've taken the cake!
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Posted 04 December 2008 - 01:15 PM
yeah. lol all babies start off female and become male at a certain point.
I think its obvious that men wrote the bible lol. i bet they would feel silly know.
I think its obvious that men wrote the bible lol. i bet they would feel silly know.
Man cannont see himself until he looks past his own shadow.
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Posted 08 January 2010 - 06:48 AM
Hahah This was hilarious! Thanks for sharing!
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Posted 15 January 2012 - 02:36 PM
I remember being taught back in my church that one of the names of God, El Shaddai I think meant all sufficient udder or something like that, I think this was something to do with getting the food supply from him or some such crap.
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Posted 15 January 2012 - 02:41 PM
God as provider. I see three things. I see three things in multiple forms.I remember being taught back in my church that one of the names of God, El Shaddai I think meant all sufficient udder or something like that, I think this was something to do with getting the food supply from him or some such crap.
Deify the need.
Living under the rise of tyranny.
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