The Theists Nightmare - Why Do Guys Have Nipples?
Posted 23 May 2007 - 07:17 PM
I killed Superman! I killed Super--man, 'nd how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy Kryptonite the green chronic. 'Cuz I ain't got no legs, or, no brain. Nice to meet you, hi, my name is-- I forgot my name!
Now I need you to open, your mind, your eyes close em' *close em'*. You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis *nosis*. For the next 4 1/2 minutes, we are going to explore into your mind to find out why you're so fucking jealous-- Now why do they make yoohoo? pipitty caca poopoo. Psyche! I'm kidding I just wanted to see if you're still listening.
Posted 24 May 2007 - 01:03 AM
Posted 25 May 2007 - 08:53 PM
Edited by 08 hawk, 25 May 2007 - 08:54 PM.
Posted 26 May 2007 - 09:24 AM
Posted 26 May 2007 - 10:03 AM
Posted 26 May 2007 - 10:06 AM
It was tres cool - looking forward to more.
Yeah, that's me. It's doing okay for the short amount of time it's been online. I'm already kind of "over it" though and want to move on to the next one. I'm thinking something where I'm the christian character. Sort of like what Colbert does. Like a "this is what you sound like" piece.
Posted 26 May 2007 - 10:33 AM
It has a "ask a ninja" feel over it.
I took the liberty to move it to Creative Works section instead.... and I pinned it too. (Maybe it should have been in another section? ... I'm not sure, but I think it was very creative and entertaining to watch, and it is the first pinned topic in this section)
And behold, one came who in the form of a demon holding a beer, and he spake with a tongue of red. And when he spake, he said bye bye, and all listened, and watched as he smote the babbling troll with his +5 banhammer of fedupishness. And there was much rejoicing.
Book of Hans 3:16
Posted 02 June 2007 - 08:40 PM
Only I was half-expecting to see some kind of milky substance fall out of the sky (staged of course). That would've taken the cake!
Posted 04 December 2008 - 01:15 PM
I think its obvious that men wrote the bible lol. i bet they would feel silly know.
Man cannont see himself until he looks past his own shadow.
Posted 15 January 2012 - 02:36 PM
Posted 15 January 2012 - 02:41 PM
God as provider. I see three things. I see three things in multiple forms.
I remember being taught back in my church that one of the names of God, El Shaddai I think meant all sufficient udder or something like that, I think this was something to do with getting the food supply from him or some such crap.
Deify the need.
Living under the rise of tyranny.
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