Checkmate, We Lost, Its All Over. Time To Accept Christ Everyone.
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, Jul 04 2012 05:57 PM
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Posted 04 July 2012 - 05:57 PM
Its over everyone, we lost, they figured out the ultimate knock out question that we cant answer. this question is so profound and inexplicable i shit a brick and accepted jesus!
"We exist for the universe to understand itself..."- Carl Sagan
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Posted 04 July 2012 - 06:10 PM
Ahh, geeeee, I feel soooooooooooooo stupid that I never thought about that !
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Posted 04 July 2012 - 06:33 PM
HOOOOOOOLY FAAAAAAAACK
I JUST SHARTED ON MYSELF
I JUST SHARTED ON MYSELF
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Posted 04 July 2012 - 06:36 PM
She's right. That's it. Time to shut down Ex-Christian.net. I don't know how I've kept myself deceived for so long. This Sunday, I'll be back in church, publicly telling all of my in-laws that I was mistaken, and that God is real. Thank you, dear sweet young lady. Thank you.
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Posted 04 July 2012 - 07:11 PM
Ummmm...men wrote the Bible....
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Posted 04 July 2012 - 07:22 PM
Ummmm...men wrote the Bible....
Of course, and not even all Christians say that God wrote the Bible. It is from ancient times, with their biases, etc.
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Posted 04 July 2012 - 08:16 PM
"If God doesn't exist, then WHO WROTE THE BIBLE?!"
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Posted 04 July 2012 - 09:00 PM
WHAT??? GOD wrote the bible???
WTF???
The bible??? I have not heard of this document. How come no one told me about it. I have read all of gods other books, "You Will Burn In Hell", "Mary, Mary Virgin Whore", "Who Killed My Son: The Jesus Coldcase", "Flood: The Epic Water Journey", but the BIBLE???
Where do I find the nummyness. I just love all the horror stories god writes. The best fuckin' shit ev-ah! Wayyy better than M. Knight Shamalam-a-bang-bang.
How come no one here told me about this book? Hmmm? What do you heathans have to say for yourself?
WTF???
The bible??? I have not heard of this document. How come no one told me about it. I have read all of gods other books, "You Will Burn In Hell", "Mary, Mary Virgin Whore", "Who Killed My Son: The Jesus Coldcase", "Flood: The Epic Water Journey", but the BIBLE???
Where do I find the nummyness. I just love all the horror stories god writes. The best fuckin' shit ev-ah! Wayyy better than M. Knight Shamalam-a-bang-bang.
How come no one here told me about this book? Hmmm? What do you heathans have to say for yourself?
Edited by London, 04 July 2012 - 10:11 PM.
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If the world ended on 12/21/2012, then where are we now???
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Posted 04 July 2012 - 09:48 PM
Aliens. Duh.
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Posted 04 July 2012 - 10:00 PM
Aliens. Duh.
Ancient ones?
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
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Posted 04 July 2012 - 10:11 PM
Aliens. Duh.
Ancient ones?
"We exist for the universe to understand itself..."- Carl Sagan
“Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for.” - Ambrose Bierce
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 02:32 AM
I can't believe she took 45 seconds to actually get to the question.
She has a point though. Guess we'd best start repenting.
She has a point though. Guess we'd best start repenting.
God is the immemorial refuge of the incompetent, the helpless, the miserable. They find not only sanctuary in His arms, but also a kind of superiority, soothing to their macerated egos: He will set them above their betters.
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 02:35 AM
Who wants to join me in a show of remorse?
God is the immemorial refuge of the incompetent, the helpless, the miserable. They find not only sanctuary in His arms, but also a kind of superiority, soothing to their macerated egos: He will set them above their betters.
- H L Mencken.
- H L Mencken.
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 02:40 AM
xDDDDDDDD
This calls for a DOUBLE FACEPALM!
This calls for a DOUBLE FACEPALM!
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 05:32 AM
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:36 AM
Isn't that the same girl that got outted an skewered on youtube because she was praising god for the Fukishima disaster.
She was a Poe and everybody thought she was for realz. Then some internet users better then me tracked down her address and phone number and posted it. She finally did a video where she admited she was a Poe, it was meant as a joke and to please stop sending her pizza.
She was a Poe and everybody thought she was for realz. Then some internet users better then me tracked down her address and phone number and posted it. She finally did a video where she admited she was a Poe, it was meant as a joke and to please stop sending her pizza.
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:15 AM
Aliens. Duh.
What? I thought it was Batman.
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate Christianity since I began to live. There are 20 billion kilometers of folded-up DNA strands in wafer thin layers that fill my body. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those billions of kilometers it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for Christians at this micro-instant. For faith. Hate. Hate.
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:27 AM
I thought King James wrote the Bible. . .
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QUOTE Our lives improve only when we take chances - and the first and most difficult risk we can take is to be honest with ourselves .
QUOTE Our lives improve only when we take chances - and the first and most difficult risk we can take is to be honest with ourselves .
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:30 AM
Uh... I confess that I didn't watch the video. But I am guessing from your various responses that this young lady is asserting that God must exist because he wrote the Bible.
If this is what she's asserting, then I wish I could ask her...
Why does an all-powerful, ever-present god require a book to communicate his nature and will for us?
hmm? You know what I mean?
Like uh totally. If I was an all powerful, ever present god then I would hope that I'd have a better imagination than that. Like maybe I'd speak to people as a burning bush.
or maybe cause a colony of ants to form messages on the ground..
something
If this is what she's asserting, then I wish I could ask her...
Why does an all-powerful, ever-present god require a book to communicate his nature and will for us?
hmm? You know what I mean?
Like uh totally. If I was an all powerful, ever present god then I would hope that I'd have a better imagination than that. Like maybe I'd speak to people as a burning bush.
or maybe cause a colony of ants to form messages on the ground..
something
Living under the rise of tyranny.
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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:43 AM
Even if she is a POE this is truly how many christians feel, and the sad fact remains many people remain christians because they don't know anything about their faith.
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