Minnesota Man Accidentally Kills His 40,000-Square-Foot Lawn
Posted 17 July 2012 - 08:20 AM
Is it wrong I laughed?
Science flies you to the Moon. Religion flies you into buildings.
Posted 17 July 2012 - 09:45 AM
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Posted 17 July 2012 - 10:15 AM
Posted 17 July 2012 - 10:29 AM
Dumbass. Read the instructions before you put it on your 40k square foot lawn that is hosting an important fund raiser. This guy should rip it all out and put in rock. Though from the sound of it he would probably fuck that up too.
When I saw you post, I thought it was going to be about JR Simplot.
I recall being pissed off at Simplot one summer when they limited lawn watering to 2 days a week or something like that due to a drought. While all the hoi polloi had browning lawns, Simplot's hill was as green as Kentucky.
For the rest of you guys, Simplot is a billionaire that lives in Boise and his house is perched on top of a gigantic lawn-covered hill. Boise is a desert climate, and the water wasted on just this one man's lawn could probably irrigate a few farms.
Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:04 AM
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