Popular Post Kaiser01 Posted August 2, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted August 2, 2012 This is another one of those days at church... Today we were sitting there listening to the lesson, well i was day dreaming, but they were listening. Well they start talking about the whole Chick-Fil-A business, then they moved to Islam, then they moved to the subject of tolerance, by the time i got out of there i was ready to kick a bible across the room, stomp on it and then tell them to fuck themselves. It started off by some ass hat ( as i said in another thread) saying he would go to chick fill A and buy a sandwich, then go stand in front of the protesters and eat it... in their face, how christian of you. This really got me pissed just because of the bigotry. That got them on the issue of homosexuality, of course they said it was a choice and what not but they moved into the subject of tolerance. To these bunch of ass hats, Christianity is the ONLY RELIGION told to be tolerant of others. WTF? You honestly think your the only religion told to be tolerance, the morons brought up Islam and said no one tells them to be tolerant, Are you serious? we are fighting an entire war trying to enforce a kind of tolerance on Islam and you think Christianity is the one persecuted? You think your the only one being told to submit in America? How can you be so fucking stupid to sit there and say Christianity is so persecuted when your GOD IS ON OUR FUCKING MONEY. WHEN YOUR CHURCHES POPULATE EVERY CORNER. WHEN YOUR COMMANDMENTS OF "MORALITY" PLAGUE OUR COURTROOMS. WHEN I WAKE UP EVERY FUCKING MORNING AND HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT CHRIST AND YOUR THE MINORITY? YOUR TAX FREE, BILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND YOUR TAX FREE, THE GOVERNMENT JUST HATES YOU RIGHT? YOUR PREACHERS ARE ON THE ADVISORY COUNCIL OF OUR PRESIDENTS. YOUR BIBLES ARE IN OUR HOTELS, YOUR RELIGION FLIES ACROSS THE AIRWAVES. YOUR GOD IS IN OUR PLEDGE THAT NON-CHRISTIANS MUST HEAR EVERYDAY. YOUR THE ONLY RELIGION IN AMERICA ABLE TO DENY COMMON HUMAN RIGHTS TO OTHERS AND GET AWAY WITH IT, FOR NO OTHER REASON OTHER THAN, IT "OFFENDS YOU." So persecuted, so tormented, o woe is the poor Christian, o woe is you, you think your told to be tolerant? How about when I, an atheist, must hide myself because i will be harrased, or when plans for a new mosque in your city show up and you come to protest? Or when an atheist family must run away from their lives out of fear of death from their community when they exercise their free speech. They're so ignorant of the world, so stupid, they sit on some kind of high horse and act like they have some higher understanding, like they understand the world but they would not be able to find their head if it wasn't stuck up their ass. I want to say something so bad, i want to just stand up for once, I almost blew up today and i fear soon i might and i hope i do. 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will02 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 As far as a Xian is concerned, disagreeing with them or refusing to submit == persecution. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wndwalkr99 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 And, depending on who you believe about the religion of the early presidents, they have had 44 Christian presidents in a row. (It's probably more like 42, but whatever, the point stands....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
par4dcourse Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Times are getting hard for xians. Almost 5 of our towns 57 strip malls have no church. Embarrassing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentknight Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Ugh. They're so small minded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser01 Posted August 2, 2012 Author Share Posted August 2, 2012 Ugh. They're so small minded. Lol, tell me about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carolorado Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 It is amazing that most of the hate filled stuff is tied to religion. Every fight in the middle east--except when we kick people's butts for placing heir country on our oil (snark). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted August 2, 2012 Super Moderator Share Posted August 2, 2012 Perhaps you shouldn't be going to church? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneTarus Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 why do you put yourself through that? also why do you allow yourself to be part of a hate group if you are against everything it stands for? you are directly supporting this bullshit and putting your name behind it by continuing to be involved in it. That's why I stopped going go church and cut myself off from all religious based groups I was a part of. Because I could no longer stand behind something so evil and abusive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hereticzero Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 The nerve of other nations not recognizing our god-given importance as god's chosen ones in the world! Unfortunately, intolerance is not just a Christian doctrine, it extends to all branches of humanity. The only effective way to fight it is to teach our children acceptance of others different than ourselves, including homosexuality. If Christians want to nit-pick, which they always do, then what is a heterosexual? The definition of homosexuals and heterosexuals were invented by----ready for this?-----the Nazis in WWII in order to distinguish between those who were in a same-sex relationship, because the Nazis were on a campaign to exterminate not just the Jew but homosexuals from their god-given country of Germany (Gott mit uns, was inscribed on the belt buckles of the SS troops). God was with them and their leader was a good Catholic Christian too, sound familiar? The United States hates all things the Nazi party stood for except its hatred and determination to exterminate homosexuals from its god-given country of the United States. God is with us. In God we trust! Siege Heil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeCoastie Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Times are getting hard for xians. Almost 5 of our towns 57 strip malls have no church. Embarrassing. I've never been to a strip mall church. They always appeared weird and cult like to me. I assume they're the result of groups splintering off of bigger churches because of some petty theological disagreements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeasabird Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Times are getting hard for xians. Almost 5 of our towns 57 strip malls have no church. Embarrassing. I've never been to a strip mall church. They always appeared weird and cult like to me. I assume they're the result of groups splintering off of bigger churches because of some petty theological disagreements. Bingo. My wife's family collectively have probably started 5 or 6 different churches out of disagreements, several of them in strip malls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought2Much Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Perhaps you shouldn't be going to church? why do you put yourself through that? also why do you allow yourself to be part of a hate group if you are against everything it stands for? you are directly supporting this bullshit and putting your name behind it by continuing to be involved in it. That's why I stopped going go church and cut myself off from all religious based groups I was a part of. Because I could no longer stand behind something so evil and abusive. When you're a minor that lives with parents that force you to go to church, as is the case with Kaiser, you have very little choice in the matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted August 2, 2012 Super Moderator Share Posted August 2, 2012 When you're a minor that lives with parents that force you to go to church, as is the case with Kaiser, you have very little choice in the matter. I didn't realize that. True, a dependent child can't do much more than wait for independence. I was forced to go to church as a child; three times a week and a "camp meeting" every summer. It WILL come to an end! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
par4dcourse Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 I've never been to a strip mall church. They always appeared weird and cult like to me. I assume they're the result of groups splintering off of bigger churches because of some petty theological disagreements. Bingo. My wife's family collectively have probably started 5 or 6 different churches out of disagreements, several of them in strip malls. Someone has a message from god that disagrees with previous messages from god, and, well, somebody has to preach the truthTM. Several times a month, apparently. God may be almighty and whatever, but damn if he don't need a refresher in communication skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneTarus Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 When you're a minor that lives with parents that force you to go to church, as is the case with Kaiser, you have very little choice in the matter. I had no idea. it doesn't put people's age right under their name. I'm sorry he has to be forced to do that. I was a bit more lucky in that after gradeschool we didn't even bother going to mass. and other than forcing me to get confirmed I never had to set foot in a church after that. I got sucked into christianity much later. and I'm probably going to go to hell for it if a hell exists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeCoastie Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 I've never been to a strip mall church. They always appeared weird and cult like to me. I assume they're the result of groups splintering off of bigger churches because of some petty theological disagreements. Bingo. My wife's family collectively have probably started 5 or 6 different churches out of disagreements, several of them in strip malls. Someone has a message from god that disagrees with previous messages from god, and, well, somebody has to preach the truthTM. Several times a month, apparently. God may be almighty and whatever, but damn if he don't need a refresher in communication skills. Am I right about my bad vibes towards strip mall churches? They appear so depressing and creepy. "Hey guys lets make a church out of the old Blockbuster!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneTarus Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 I've never been to a strip mall church. They always appeared weird and cult like to me. I assume they're the result of groups splintering off of bigger churches because of some petty theological disagreements. Bingo. My wife's family collectively have probably started 5 or 6 different churches out of disagreements, several of them in strip malls. Someone has a message from god that disagrees with previous messages from god, and, well, somebody has to preach the truthTM. Several times a month, apparently. God may be almighty and whatever, but damn if he don't need a refresher in communication skills. Am I right about my bad vibes towards strip mall churches? They appear so depressing and creepy. "Hey guys lets make a church out of the old Blockbuster!" as someone that has gone to a few store front churches I can say that you are pretty much dead on accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentknight Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 I've never been to a strip mall church. They always appeared weird and cult like to me. I assume they're the result of groups splintering off of bigger churches because of some petty theological disagreements. Bingo. My wife's family collectively have probably started 5 or 6 different churches out of disagreements, several of them in strip malls. Someone has a message from god that disagrees with previous messages from god, and, well, somebody has to preach the truthTM. Several times a month, apparently. God may be almighty and whatever, but damn if he don't need a refresher in communication skills. Am I right about my bad vibes towards strip mall churches? They appear so depressing and creepy. "Hey guys lets make a church out of the old Blockbuster!" My wife's church meets in a school gym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeCoastie Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 I've never been to a strip mall church. They always appeared weird and cult like to me. I assume they're the result of groups splintering off of bigger churches because of some petty theological disagreements. Bingo. My wife's family collectively have probably started 5 or 6 different churches out of disagreements, several of them in strip malls. Someone has a message from god that disagrees with previous messages from god, and, well, somebody has to preach the truthTM. Several times a month, apparently. God may be almighty and whatever, but damn if he don't need a refresher in communication skills. Am I right about my bad vibes towards strip mall churches? They appear so depressing and creepy. "Hey guys lets make a church out of the old Blockbuster!" My wife's church meets in a school gym. Tell him you'll go back to his church if he lets you work on your jump shot during the sermon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owen652 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 U have churches in malls over there? Thats so bizarre 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeCoastie Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 U have churches in malls over there? Thats so bizarre Not really malls, strip malls. They're a wonderful monument to American inefficiency. Not quite Notre Damme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackpudd1n Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 U have churches in malls over there? Thats so bizarre I'm with you on that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahlee Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 So persecuted, so tormented, o woe is the poor Christian, o woe is you Small violin for their small problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike D Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 U have churches in malls over there? Thats so bizarre What's even more bizarre is that I live here and i've never seen one until those pics. Those strip mall churches look like the most uninviting and depressing places I have ever seen. It kind of takes the idea of a church being a retail, commercial business just like any other business to a whole new level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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