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Goodbye Jesus

Jesus Christ The Enslaver


crazyguy123

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I don't quite remember where my inspiration to write this came from, but I've been working on it on and off for a while. I just thought I'd share it.

 

 

Set up to fail

From the beginning of time

A scary tale

Of why everyone dies

 

Programmed to sin

You can never win

Just before the torment begins

He comes on strong

And strings you along

 

BOW DOWN

To Jesus Christ the enslaver

Who was born in the manger

 

Shackled and chained

By the crimson stain

That's been there since your birth

And takes away your worth

 

He frees you from your chains

Only to enslave you again

But he's the only one with anything to gain

So he pretends to be your friend

But he's the one who sold you out

 

The little baby in the manger

Didn't come to save the world

Only to enslave the world

ENSLAVE THE WORLD

 

BOW DOWN

To Jesus Christ the enslaver

 

He was sent here by his father

A lying, sadistic bastard

A false god with a lot to lose

Only the gullible will fall for his ruse

 

Bow down

To Jesus Christ the enslaver

 

Silent night

Unholy night

Everything's too calm

Nothing feels right

 

BOW DOWN

THE ENSLAVER HAS BEEN BORN

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Clever rhyming, and an excellent way to sum up the coming of the "Messiah." Well done!

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He frees you from your chains

Only to enslave you again

But he's the only one with anything to gain

So he pretends to be your friend

But he's the one who sold you out

 

 

 

I like this part a lot, crazyguy123! I really do. I've always thought that there is no true freedom in Christ. 

 

Also, God really did sell us out from the beginning by giving us the capacity to sin.

Like this quote from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe:

 

"Your God person puts an apple tree in the middle of a garden and says, do what you like guys, oh, but don't eat the apple. Surprise, surprise, they eat it and he leaps out from behind a bush shouting 'Gotcha.' It wouldn't have made any difference if they hadn't eaten it....Because if you're dealing with somebody who has the sort of mentality which likes leaving hats on the pavement with bricks under them you know perfectly well they won't give up. They'll get you in the end."

 

 

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That's great crazy guy. I'm imagining it played by old school Sepultura (amazing classic thrash metal band) with Max Cavalera belting out the lyrics.

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Nothing feels right.  Exactly.  Why exactly, do these star wars scenes come to mind, when reflecting on the Jesus empire?  Is Jesus, another Anakin? 

 

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now, until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.
Anakin Skywalker: Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan! I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Your new Empire?
Anakin Skywalker: Don't make me kill you.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy.
Anakin Skywalker: If you're not with me, then you're my enemy.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [realizing that Anakin is consumed by evil and there's no reasoning with him anymore] Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
[draws his lightsaber]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I will do what I must.
Anakin Skywalker: You will try.
[draws his lightsaber and confronts Obi-Wan]

Anakin Skywalker: You turned her against me!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You have done that yourself.
Anakin Skywalker: You will not take her from me!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Your anger and lust for power have already done that.

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