par4dcourse Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 God: worried about your diet and penis since the beginning of time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deidre Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Oh yes! Or its twin "God works in mysterious ways". All bets are off as long when Yahweh says that "There is a way that seems right to a man, but in the end it leads to death." LMAO!! That's too funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violetbutterfly Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 God creates people who are full of urges and expects them not only to resist lest they be punished, but to worship him for it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator buffettphan Posted April 14, 2014 Super Moderator Share Posted April 14, 2014 God in the Garden of Eden: "Here's this yummy apple that will give you knowledge of good and evil, but don't eat it or I'll send you and all of your unbelieving descendants to hell for all eternity and for the rest of your human life, I'll also banish you from this paradise and make you live in a hell-on-earth too!" (You didn't say we couldn't use run-on sentences! lololol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geezer Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Trinity=1+1+1=1 God's ways are indeed strange and so is his math. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fernweh Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood remains in me, and I in them. - John 6:56 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sybaris Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Christianity requires you to believe in a God that can't even keep it's own Commandments 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llwellyn Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 "If anyone does not love the Lord—a curse be on him." 1 Corinthians 16:22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJG Posted April 14, 2014 Author Share Posted April 14, 2014 "If anyone does not love the Lord—a curse be on him." 1 Corinthians 16:22 Love me or else! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violetbutterfly Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Irony and hypocrisy. Unanswered prayers. Follow without questioning. No thinking allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam5 Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 "If anyone does not love the Lord—a curse be on him." 1 Corinthians 16:22 Funny. I had to look that up to check whether it was true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam5 Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 In one word... Insanity! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RipVanWinkle Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Evil itself is saved if it believes. bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardus Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 "People are amazingly stupid and gullible." How's that? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagny Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 God threatens to send you to hell where you'll face eternal punishment because you're "born in sin" but "fortunately" offers you the opportunity to go to heaven, but does not give any evidence for his existence, you just need to guess right so your fate is determined by chance. or A God in the bible offers to save you but from the stories in that book you wonder if he's not the devil and if an eternity with him is any different from hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. S. Martin Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 God will be found by all who sincerely seek him. You didn't pray hard enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deidre Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 When Paul commented that women should remain silent in church, and listen to their husbands. If misogyny could be a religion...Paul was its founder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedah Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 An invisible sky zombie sacrificed himself to himself to appease a rule he made himself, and we are supposed to believe this despite the fact that there is no evidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubtingNate Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 God created everyone and loves us more than anyone can imagine, which is why he choose a primitive civilization with no inkling of astronomy, logic or technical innovation to reveal to humanity how we can be saved from his own wrath, which must be expressed thoroughly and completely at all times because that's just how God is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam5 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 If misogyny could be a religion...Paul was its founder. Or whoever it was who wrote in Paul's name, as many historians believe most of his letters were forged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam5 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Christianity is to believe in an irrational God who rewards belief with eternal life and disbelief with eternal punishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
★ Citsonga ★ Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Due to my aversion to run-on sentences, I can't get all the nonsense in one sentence. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsy Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple. This started my deconversion. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJG Posted April 15, 2014 Author Share Posted April 15, 2014 Due to my aversion to run-on sentences, I can't get all the nonsense in one sentence. That's why I put CHALLENGE in the Title. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 God, who hates human sacrifice, sacrificed his human self to appease Himself since all the people He cursed were acting like accursed people. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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