FreeThinkerNZ Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Some spatulas are literal and some metaphorical, and I can discern which is which when the Holy Spatula guides me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Praise the Holy Spatula. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overcame Faith Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Neptune's Spatula as presented by his prophet, SpongeBob SquarePants. http://spongebob.nick.com/videos/clip/neptunes-spatula-clip-2.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astreja Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 I have 3 spatulas in My kitchen. Does that make Me a Polyspatulatarian, or is it actually a trinitarian Spatulahead in 3 utensils? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted July 20, 2014 Super Moderator Share Posted July 20, 2014 I have 3 spatulas in My kitchen. Does that make Me a Polyspatulatarian, or is it actually a trinitarian Spatulahead in 3 utensils? I have four metal spatulas and two that are made of plastic. That makes me spatula-ier than thou. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thereisnoperfect Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Wait, that first picture shows one of those really narrow spatulas, and that's what my wife calls a spatula. But my mom uses one of the wider things and calls it a spatula--but my wife says that's a 'turner.' Help--I'm caught in the middle of a denomination war! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pratt Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 i have the only ONE TRUE spatula,,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aries256 Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Bullshit I have the one true spatula! Purify the infidels! *smacks Pratt with the Almighty Spatulord* feel the sting of the purifying Swedish steel you aluminum heathen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pratt Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 mine is the only true silicon spatula, and if you cannot accept it, i make sure you be the ultimate sacrifice,,,,,, shovel it up where the sun don't shine for 3 days and 3 nights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 If you deny the spatula the spatula will deny you...some pancakes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Behold! I present the one True™ spatula: "The fear of the SPATULA is the beginning of wisdom; all those who practice their flipping techniques have a good understanding. The SPATULA rarely endures forever, due to poor care and misuse!" -- Prosciuttos, 111:10, Pork Standard Version Baconble 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Dispatch from Michigan...I bought a Spatula at a dollar store. Guess what it cost me? One dollar and 6 cents. There should be a separation of Spatula and state. I am outraged and offended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overcame Faith Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Our spatula which art in our kitchen hallowed be thy name. Thy cooking be accomplished as it should be done In the kitchen as at the campsite. Give us this day our pancakes, fried eggs and hamburgers and forgive us our use of forks and other utensils. For thine is the glory in the kitchen and every where else forever and ever, Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aries256 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 I'm seriously rotflmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven77 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 When IT rolls up ITS sleeves IT ain't just puttin' on the Ritz (our SPATULA is an Awesome SPATULA) There is thunder in ITS flips And lightning in ITS SIZZLIN' FITS (our SPATULA is an Awesome SPATULA) Well the SPATULA wasn't jokin' when IT KEPT 'em from eatin' It wasn't for no reason that IT shed ITS TEFLON COATING ITS return is very close and so you better be believin' That our SPATULA is an Awesome SPATULA Our SPATULA (our SPATULA) is an Awesome SPATULA IT Reigns (IT reigns) from THE HOOK above With Chocolate chips (with chocolate chips) pow'r and love Our SPATULA is an Awesome SPATULA When the griddle was pancake-less in the void of the night (our SPATULA is an awesome SPATULA) IT spoke into the darkness and created the cakes so light (our SPATULA is an awesome SPATULA) Judgement and wrath IT poured out on the knife Mercy and grace IT gave us at the last BREAKFAST I hope that we have not too quickly forgotten that Our SPATULA is an Awesome SPATULA! -sung to the tune of "Awesome God" by Rich Mullins or Michael W. Smith or any number of other persons. Let us not forget our awesome spatula and just how great it is. Spatula bless you all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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