Deidre Posted August 29, 2014 Author Share Posted August 29, 2014 My recent ex bf liked my haikus...this one I sent to him when things were great. Movement, soft and slow Grinding to a crescendo Basking in the glow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbit Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Ordered a pizza Got blessed by the pizza boy Will it ever end? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deidre Posted August 30, 2014 Author Share Posted August 30, 2014 Ordered a pizza Got blessed by the pizza boy Will it ever end? Lmao! Oh Orbit, that made me laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bayard Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 an old grain of sand the summer breeze comes and buries it again the sneaking cat spies a black crow hasty retreat a forgotten home the roof collapses on lost memories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bayard Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Thanks, Human! I added one more at the end, I'll repost it. They're all tributes to things I saw this summer. a forgotten home the roof collapses on lost memories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bayard Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 I'd love to see some of your stuff. Maybe we need a general poetry thread as well? a perched eagle scans the vast stretch of turquoise our land or his? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Deadly, toxic gas Emanating from my butt Ate too much chili Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbit Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Maalox fixes that Check your local WalMart store Five finger discount Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ Fuego ♦ Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Here are some "forum haiku" responses that I thought were funny. Most are a response to someone posting to a long dead thread. "What ho!", he cries out,brandishing his sword. But hehears only the wind. The search for wisdommust now continue elsewhere;This thread's growing frayed. You step in the stream,But the water has moved on.Perhaps so should you. The laughter of the Ancients echos in your ears;Or maybe you're drunk. A tree falls in theForest. No one hears it crash.So too fall your words. In space, no one canHear you scream. Arguing withVacuum is futile. Your mouth is moving; Up and down, emitting noise. I've lost interest. The road goes from town to town and yet never moves.Not so I, bye-bye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ Fuego ♦ Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 The one about "your mouth is moving up and down" was actually a cat's attitude toward it's owner saying to stop peeing on the couch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hereticzero Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Behold! What bird hath Shit color upon my car? Pastel white on blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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