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If You Could Go Back In Time And Tell Your Christian Self You Deconverted, Would You?


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I was thinking about the movie X-men Days of Future Past and how they were able to change the entire timeline of the X-Men series with time travel.

 

If I could go back in time and tell myself I deconverted, I would. But I wouldn't be very diplomatic about it like in the movie. I'd be an asshole!

 

*time machine appears in 2004*
Me @14: What is the future like?

Me @24: Well, the Wii is the best selling console of the sixth generation, as you can see in my profile pic, I'm about to graduate college, and Christianity is bullshit!
Me @14: Wait what?

Me @24: You heard me, mother fucker, you're stupid for believing that shit.

 

*Me @24 hops into time machine, urinating on a bible and giving myself the middle finger while saying...*

 

Me @24: Stupid little Christ-tard!
Me @14: NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

The only reason why I would be so blunt, is because I hated who I was as a Christian, and my deconversion process took 2 years. I'd much rather it be simple and quick, like pulling off a bandaid.

 

What about you?

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I would tell myself to stay true to me. Not to give into my loneliness.

 

I wouldn't be an asshole or anything. I would just tell myself not to focus so much on stupid shit that was out my control, like helping drug-addicted family members. I would also tell myself not to waste five years praying for my health to improve. And I wouldn't waste time waiting on God to guide me, to reveal my purpose and all that shit either.

 

Basically, my message would be: Don't waste your 20s!!!!!

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