Fuck Santa! Kirk Cameron's New Movie Gives Baby Jesus His Birthday Back

[SilentLoner]

Specifically, Kirk Cameron is making a movie called Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas, in which Kirk Cameron goes around just fucking saving Christmas nonstop. Saving it from what, you might ask? Well, let's hear from Kirk Cameron himself!

 

 

Via Laura Turner:

 

The opening line of the trailer for the film asks if you, the potential viewer, ever feel like Christmas is being hijacked by commercialism, or by people who want to "replace 'Merry Christmas' with 'Happy Holidays' or 'Season's Greetings'–whatever that means." That is a really good point. Who knows what "Happy Holidays" even means??

 

...Cameron went on in his interview with The Blaze: "It's obvious that there is a deliberate attempt to snuff out the holy root that has produced all this wonderful Christmas-time fruit. I think it's about time someone spoke out and made a movie about this…Christianity…is the ideology that built this country."

 

 

 

In other words, Kirk Cameron made a movie about how mean atheists and goat-people from the pit have banded together to distract America from the true meaning of the end part of December: What theologians refer to as Mother Mary's Big Squirt.

 

Kirk Cameron hasn't forgotten. Why have you!?!?!?

 

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[mymistake]

Wow, Kirk Cameron has not given up on making movies?  How bad does he have to fail to get the message?

[violetbutterfly]

 

 

in which Kirk Cameron goes around just fucking saving Christmas nonstop.

 

Oh holy hell, I needed this.

[mwc]

     Fuck you Kirk.  Ernest saved Christmas back in the 80's.  Stop ripping off other peoples ideas especially when you can't do better.

 

          mwc

[Fweethawt]

Ernest Saves Christmas was awesome!

 

Knowwhatimean, Vern?

[◊ crazyguy123 ◊]

Well, Kirk is right about one thing. He's right about the "Christmas being hijacked" part, but really, it would be more correct to have said, "Christmas has been hijacked, back when Christians hijacked the Winter Solstice holiday from the Pagans and claimed it as their own by injecting Jesus into it." He must either be ignorant of this or he simply doesn't give a shit.