Moderator TrueFreedom Posted September 15, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2014 I'm hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted September 15, 2014 Super Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2014 I believe that time should run on the metric system with days being 10 hours long and an hour being divided into 100 centihours which are further divided into 1000 millihours. I also sometimes wonder if one of my eyes is rounder than the other. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ContraBardus Posted September 15, 2014 Author Share Posted September 15, 2014 I made Pizza Rolls for lunch today. I used the oven to make them. Nine Minutes and thirty seconds at 400 degrees and they come out exactly right. I made a few too many though, so I gave a couple to my dog. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigile Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I believe that time should run on the metric system with days being 10 hours long and an hour being divided into 100 centihours which are further divided into 1000 millihours. I also sometimes wonder if one of my eyes is rounder than the other. Sounds like a way for 'the man' to get people to work longer while spinning it as less. Dunno about eyes, but I've noticed one boob is always bigger than the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbit Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I believe that time should run on the metric system with days being 10 hours long and an hour being divided into 100 centihours which are further divided into 1000 millihours. I also sometimes wonder if one of my eyes is rounder than the other. Sounds like a way for 'the man' to get people to work longer while spinning it as less. Dunno about eyes, but I've noticed one boob is always bigger than the other. I'm sorry to hear about your boobs, Vigile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigile Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I believe that time should run on the metric system with days being 10 hours long and an hour being divided into 100 centihours which are further divided into 1000 millihours. I also sometimes wonder if one of my eyes is rounder than the other. Sounds like a way for 'the man' to get people to work longer while spinning it as less. Dunno about eyes, but I've noticed one boob is always bigger than the other. I'm sorry to hear about your boobs, Vigile Yeah, probably me too. *lemme check* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted September 15, 2014 Super Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2014 I believe that time should run on the metric system with days being 10 hours long and an hour being divided into 100 centihours which are further divided into 1000 millihours. I also sometimes wonder if one of my eyes is rounder than the other. Sounds like a way for 'the man' to get people to work longer while spinning it as less. Dunno about eyes, but I've noticed one boob is always bigger than the other. There would be 1440 centihours in a day with 1 hour equal to 144 centihours. To accomplish the traditional 40 hour work week, which involves 480 60-second minutes, one would only need to work 3.33 metric hours per day (conveniently leaving 6.66 hours for other activities). And wolbachia bacteria can turn genetically male pill bugs into functional females. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted September 15, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2014 I believe that time should run on the metric system with days being 10 hours long and an hour being divided into 100 centihours which are further divided into 1000 millihours. I also sometimes wonder if one of my eyes is rounder than the other. Sounds like a way for 'the man' to get people to work longer while spinning it as less. Dunno about eyes, but I've noticed one boob is always bigger than the other. I'm sorry to hear about your boobs, Vigile Does Vigile have boobs? I thought he was a man? Is he back from FB.... does anyone know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigile Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 And wolbachia bacteria can turn genetically male pill bugs into functional females. As I've been warned, we're supposed to be boring here. On a website full of nerds, do you really think obscure scientific trivia matches the bill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigile Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I believe that time should run on the metric system with days being 10 hours long and an hour being divided into 100 centihours which are further divided into 1000 millihours. I also sometimes wonder if one of my eyes is rounder than the other. Sounds like a way for 'the man' to get people to work longer while spinning it as less. Dunno about eyes, but I've noticed one boob is always bigger than the other. I'm sorry to hear about your boobs, Vigile Does Vigile have boobs? I thought he was a man? Is he back from FB.... does anyone know? I have man boobs. But I'll have to eat much more and borrow a slower metabolism before I need a manzier or a broh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator TrueFreedom Posted September 15, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2014 Ok, this has gotten far too interesting. I just googled manzier to see if it was really a thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted September 15, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2014 Why is it that men have nipples anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted September 15, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2014 I just pat my cat and he meowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigile Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Ok, this has gotten far too interesting. I just googled manzier to see if it was really a thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator TrueFreedom Posted September 15, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2014 Why is it that men have nipples anyway? To feed the baby in a pinch? Because they look sexy? This is too interesting a topic for this thread. http://health.howstuffworks.com/human-body/parts/why-men-have-nipples.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted September 15, 2014 Super Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2014 And wolbachia bacteria can turn genetically male pill bugs into functional females. As I've been warned, we're supposed to be boring here. On a website full of nerds, do you really think obscure scientific trivia matches the bill? I was dove-tailing with the conversation about man-boobs that was about to ensue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted September 15, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2014 Why is it that men have nipples anyway? To feed the baby in a pinch? Do men like their nipples pinched? Oh... wrong section to ask this...... I'll go have a cup of tea now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator TrueFreedom Posted September 15, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2014 Do men like their nipples pinched? Only during sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbit Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 This is getting too exciting. Here's something more mundane: Why does Minute Maid lemonade have 15 calories? Why not 16? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted September 15, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2014 This is getting too exciting. Here's something more mundane: Why does Minute Maid lemonade have 15 calories? Why not 16? My uncle Harry just called and told me that minute maid has 15 1/2 calories.... He also told me that he cut his grass today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BendyLine Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Yesterday on the bus I listened to the opening song from BoJack Horseman way too many times. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted September 15, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2014 Orbit, I just lit all your stars up for you cause you're so funny and made me laugh and stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbit Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Orbit, I just lit all your stars up for you cause you're so funny and made me laugh and stuff... Haha! Thanks. Those stars needed lighting. Speaking of which, last time Dominos delivered a pizza to me, they brought a box of light bulbs. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator TrueFreedom Posted September 15, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2014 Yesterday on the bus I listened to the opening song from BoJack Horseman way too many times. Really? I hate when sand gets all over everything, or sticky mud, or dog shit... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted September 15, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2014 Orbit, I just lit all your stars up for you cause you're so funny and made me laugh and stuff... Haha! Thanks. Those stars needed lighting. Speaking of which, last time Dominos delivered a pizza to me, they brought a box of light bulbs. True story. I got light bulbs in my house right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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