Castiel233 Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 In effect God bakes a cake for believers made entirely out of turds and while He doesn't hide this fact, His followers are so frightened of Him they desperately try and convince themselves its made out of double dip chocolate and eat it with a smile on their face to try and make Him happy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
◊ crazyguy123 ◊ Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Such a disturbing analogy, yet so accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castiel233 Posted September 20, 2014 Author Share Posted September 20, 2014 "disturbing" is my middle name *Shakes fist at parents* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castiel233 Posted September 20, 2014 Author Share Posted September 20, 2014 Actually its "Stephen" which isn't a very interesting fact about me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ Fuego ♦ Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 And don't eat the brownies or he'll disown you and kick you out of the house, then beat his son to death to show how much he loves you. Just look past the psychotic solution and call it love so you can come back and grovel again. Makes perfect sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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