Castiel233 Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Given that God knows all (and sees ALL) what does He think of our posts and why doesn't He ever reply to any. Doesn't He want us in His Life 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator buffettphan Posted October 19, 2014 Super Moderator Share Posted October 19, 2014 Further evidence of his non-existence. (Or if he did exist -- his don't-give-a-fuckness!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
par4dcourse Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 He prefers Atheist Nexus. No taste at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Ghost Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Given that God knows all (and sees ALL) what does He think of our posts and why doesn't He ever reply to any. Doesn't He want us in His Life Oh thine silliest of children! We needeth not readeth thou posts for I knoweth thou thoughtths beforests thy typeth! So, yeah, we know what's up! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Ghost Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Further evidence of his non-existence. (Or if he did exist -- his don't-give-a-fuckness!) A fuckness is what we give most of dear child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castiel233 Posted October 19, 2014 Author Share Posted October 19, 2014 Given that God knows all (and sees ALL) what does He think of our posts and why doesn't He ever reply to any. Doesn't He want us in His LifeOh thine silliest of children! We needeth not readeth thou posts for I knoweth thou thoughtths beforests thy typeth! So, yeah, we know what's up! Really? So what am I going to type next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Ghost Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Given that God knows all (and sees ALL) what does He think of our posts and why doesn't He ever reply to any. Doesn't He want us in His Life Oh thine silliest of children! We needeth not readeth thou posts for I knoweth thou thoughtths beforests thy typeth!So, yeah, we know what's up! Really? So what am I going to type next? Exactly what you will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellinas Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Wow. Posts from the Holy Ghost. Christianity must be true, then. Castiel has his answer. And god somehow has at last learned how to use a computer. Or is someone just pretending....??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 God could read our posts but instead prefers to watch fruit flies to see if any of them are having gay sex. Do you have any idea how many billion fruit flies are on this planet? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Wow. Posts from the Holy Ghost. Christianity must be true, then. Castiel has his answer. And god somehow has at last learned how to use a computer. Or is someone just pretending....??? I believe the word you are looking for is Poe. http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe's_Law Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellinas Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Wow. Posts from the Holy Ghost. Christianity must be true, then. Castiel has his answer. And god somehow has at last learned how to use a computer. Or is someone just pretending....??? I believe the word you are looking for is Poe. http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe's_Law Actually, in the light of that explanation, the Holy Ghost has suddenly become even more hilariously funny... Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francesco Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 if jesus can have access to internet he can read our post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castiel233 Posted October 19, 2014 Author Share Posted October 19, 2014 God could read our posts but instead prefers to watch fruit flies to see if any of them are having gay sex. Do you have any idea how many billion fruit flies are on this planet? Funny you should post that, I recently see two flies getting jiggly with it, and unable to see a wedding ring, or in fact determine that both flies where of good heterosexual stock, I wasn't sure if I should write a concerned email to the Church of England bemoaning the lack of morals at the insect level 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randomatheist Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Yahweh knows nothing and sees nothing. Thank nature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llwellyn Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 There is no God, so no, God does not read our posts. However, there is the Bible, which describes God, and, if the Bible were a personality, we would know that that person would think and say: "They went out from us, but they did not really belong to us. For if they had belonged to us, they would have remained with us; but their going showed that none of them belonged to us." 1 John 2:19 (New International Version). "Such "wisdom" does not come down from heaven but is earthly, unspiritual, of the devil." James 3:15 (New International Version) However, I have found it amazing how little interest Christians themselves have in engaging adult atheists. Mostly they just ignore us and don't come onto our forums to debate, evangelize, or do anything else. Thus, if Christianity is as Christianity does, then what that means is that Christianity has no interest whatsoever in atheism, and each rubric of thought regards the other as irrelevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 if jesus can have access to internet he can read our post TS: "Tech Support, how can I help you?" Jesus: "Hi, I'm trying to get to the internet. It's not working." TS: "Okay sir, what kind of system do you have and what type of net connection does it have?" Jesus: "You mean my comfuter? I have the square kind. Well, I guess it's more of a rectangle." TS: "Uh . . . well . . . you are plugged in with the power on, right?" Jesus: "I have the power to forgive the sins of the world and to overcome death itself. What does plugged mean? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deidre Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 If so, I'm going to hell. (should it exist) Doh! sorry God! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikey101 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Given that God knows all (and sees ALL) what does He think of our posts and why doesn't He ever reply to any. Doesn't He want us in His Life As a Christian I imagine I might say God is speaking through his messengers to us. But since it's not my religion, it doesn't apply to me. It's strange that people think their religion should apply to everyone, it seems fear-based and controlling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrive Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 God doesn't seem to read my posts here, but he does talk to me on FB. https://www.facebook.com/TheGoodLordAbove?fref=nf 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rach Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Because he knows that we are right and he is wrong. He has no argument against our posts. All he can do is hide and play the coward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 God doesn't seem to read my posts here, but he does talk to me on FB. https://www.facebook.com/TheGoodLordAbove?fref=nf This is funny! Dammit, now I gotta go friend god! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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