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Bastard People!


Castiel233

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OK so long story short (to share)

 

I've had about three punctures in the last couple of months (two occurred in one week). Each one caused by a nail or a screw in a position I guess I could have driven over by accident.

 

Anyhow, sticking out the side of the tyre today I see a nail so long and nasty it belonged on the fingers of Freddy Kruger. It took such an effort to pull it out, I can only sensibly  assume it was hammered in. It was in the side of the tyre so I could not have driven over it (unless I was driving in the Twilight Zone) Then I changed the tyre in the pouring rain and dark, I came into the house and slipped over and for a brief moment I could have burst into to tears. I was covered in tyre crap, cold, wet and having been kneeling on concrete

 

Then I thought that it was my cowardly and "thief in the night car assailant" wants. So I felt so much better and rather cheerful in fact. I am now going to have a nice cup of tea (to stiffen my very British upper lip) and put something assuming on the DVD player.

 

Like Homer Simpson, I'm a decent guy, I love my wife and kids,I work and help people, so why should I have the stress of having my car done over.......

 

Its because as  Dr Cox (scrubs) says, "People are bastard coated bastards with a bastard filling 

 

 

  

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I'd dress in black and wait outside with a baseball bat at night for the prick

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".... fuckin' people!"

 

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