Castiel233 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Assuming there was plenty of fresh water and natural food to eat, what 20 things would you want with you on a desert island for say a year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jds22 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 My wife, not joking, she's awesome. My guitar with lots of extra strings. Ear plugs for the wife. Camping and cooking utensils. Plenty of Gold Bond powder. I'm sure I'm forgetting something but that should get me thru. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 My husband A generator A phone A freezer full of ice cream A GIANT box of hand-picked books A really comfy bed A huge assortment of good teas A fridge full of gin and tonics A strip club with a half dozen young ladies and a half dozen young men, and a DJ that plays only songs I approve of A cute bikini A toothbrush Where do I sign up for this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted December 1, 2014 Super Moderator Share Posted December 1, 2014 Every time this question is posed, nobody ever mentions toilet paper. I want toilet paper. If you ever make it to that island, you'll see how right I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 I was assuming there were bathrooms with toilet paper (and a supply closet full of tp and soap) in the strip club. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted December 1, 2014 Moderator Share Posted December 1, 2014 Toilet paper Computer Coffee machine with 1 year supply of Starbucks coffee My massage chair My 'Vapor' smoker with 1 year of juice My husband with his own shack up the road Toothbrush one pair of jeans one pair of shorts one sweater and one tank top 7 pairs underwear Vibrator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
older Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 20 kegs of beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarflungWanderer Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 A boat, a map, a compass, enough fuel, food, and water to last me two weeks, a radio, and a GPS. Who wants to stay on a desert island? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AManWithOutAGod Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 A boat, a map, a compass, enough fuel, food, and water to last me two weeks, a radio, and a GPS. Who wants to stay on a desert island? Pretty much what I was gonna say haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 I live on a desert island. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RankStranger Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 One fully outfitted yacht, and nineteen attractive gals of various shapes, sizes, colors, and ages- all of whom are into me of course. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwc Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 I'd take Jds22's wife. I hear she's awesome. mwc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VahnBlue Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 All the different versions of the bible Lmfao jk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 One fully outfitted yacht, and nineteen attractive gals of various shapes, sizes, colors, and ages- all of whom are into me of course. Yes yes and yes. -lonely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aries256 Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Sony mdr-v6 iPhone with cord, and waterproof case Large solar array with built in USB port for charging usb devices Evic supreme w/delta 23 Year supply of fave e liquids Weight set Ps vita with fave offline games 3 very sexy and handsome gay black men 3 very sexy and handsome gay latinos 1 year supply first aid kit Axe Knife Swedish fire steel And I'd be set Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Margee's gonna be pissed. She didn't bring batteries! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mydisplayname Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 I'd take Jds22's wife. I hear she's awesome. mwc goddammit man. I was drinking coffee. This isn't the kind of thing I can explain to my colleagues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castiel233 Posted December 17, 2014 Author Share Posted December 17, 2014 All purpose wind up USB Charger Wind up torch Wind up radio Toilet roll Knife Axe Flint First Aid kit I-pod Water proof tent Sleeping bag Set of spare clothes Bag pack Bungee cord Few books Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Margee's gonna be pissed. She didn't bring batteries! Margee's free to borrow my generator! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted December 17, 2014 Super Moderator Share Posted December 17, 2014 A boat and 19 gallons of whiskey. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Margee's gonna be pissed. She didn't bring batteries! Margee's free to borrow my generator! Jesus christ! What kind of industrial strength vibrator is she bringing?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilith666 Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 All I need is a magic lamp. Seriously though, I want....hmmm....are there plants that I can make toilet paper out of? Florduh mentioned that, but having biodegradable toilet paper would be great. Can I take a really smart person who knows how to survive in nature? 20 seems a bit liberal, so I'll cut it down to three. I want biodegradable all-purpose paper (for paper towels, napkins, etc.), a wilderness person, and instructions about how to make soap from whatever is on the island. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castiel233 Posted December 23, 2014 Author Share Posted December 23, 2014 I'll have a wilderness person as well, and I'll choose Ray Mears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 A laptop with kick-ass wifi so i could log into this site and keep myself busy by talking to all you people. =) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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