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Assuming there was plenty of fresh water and natural food to eat, what 20 things would you want with you on a desert island for say a year

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My wife, not joking, she's awesome.

My guitar with lots of extra strings.

Ear plugs for the wife. GONZ9729CustomImage1539775.gif

Camping and cooking utensils.

Plenty of Gold Bond powder.

I'm sure I'm forgetting something but that should get me thru.

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My husband

A generator

A phone

A freezer full of ice cream

A GIANT box of hand-picked books

A really comfy bed

A huge assortment of good teas

A fridge full of gin and tonics

A strip club with a half dozen young ladies and a half dozen young men, and a DJ that plays only songs I approve of

A cute bikini

A toothbrush

 

Where do I sign up for this?

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Every time this question is posed, nobody ever mentions toilet paper. I want toilet paper. If you ever make it to that island, you'll see how right I am.

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I was assuming there were bathrooms with toilet paper (and a supply closet full of tp and soap) in the strip club.

 

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Toilet paper

Computer

Coffee machine with 1 year supply of Starbucks coffee

My massage chair

My 'Vapor' smoker with 1 year of juice

My husband with his own shack up the road

Toothbrush

one pair of jeans

one pair of shorts

one sweater and one tank top

7 pairs underwear

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A boat, a map, a compass, enough fuel, food, and water to last me two weeks, a radio, and a GPS.

 

Who wants to stay on a desert island?

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A boat, a map, a compass, enough fuel, food, and water to last me two weeks, a radio, and a GPS.

 

Who wants to stay on a desert island?

 

Pretty much what I was gonna say haha

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I live on a desert island. 

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One fully outfitted yacht, and nineteen attractive gals of various shapes, sizes, colors, and ages- all of whom are into me of course.

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     I'd take Jds22's wife.  I hear she's awesome. ;)

 

          mwc

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All the different versions of the bible

 

 

Lmfao jk

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One fully outfitted yacht, and nineteen attractive gals of various shapes, sizes, colors, and ages- all of whom are into me of course.

Yes yes and yes. -lonely 

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Sony mdr-v6

iPhone with cord, and waterproof case

Large solar array with built in USB port for charging usb devices

Evic supreme w/delta 23

Year supply of fave e liquids

Weight set

Ps vita with fave offline games

3 very sexy and handsome gay black men

3 very sexy and handsome gay latinos

1 year supply first aid kit

Axe

Knife

Swedish fire steel

 

And I'd be set

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Margee's gonna be pissed.

 

She didn't bring batteries!

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     I'd take Jds22's wife.  I hear she's awesome. wink.png

 

          mwc

 

goddammit man. I was drinking coffee.

 

This isn't the kind of thing I can explain to my colleagues.

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All purpose wind up USB Charger

Wind up torch

Wind up radio

Toilet roll

Knife

Axe

Flint

First Aid kit

I-pod

Water proof tent

Sleeping bag

Set of spare clothes

Bag pack

Bungee cord

Few books

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Margee's gonna be pissed.

 

She didn't bring batteries!

Margee's free to borrow my generator!  

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A boat and 19 gallons of whiskey.

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Margee's gonna be pissed.

She didn't bring batteries!

 

Margee's free to borrow my generator!

Jesus christ! What kind of industrial strength vibrator is she bringing?!?!?
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All I need is a magic lamp.

 

Seriously though, I want....hmmm....are there plants that I can make toilet paper out of? Florduh mentioned that, but having biodegradable toilet paper would be great. Can I take a really smart person who knows how to survive in nature? 20 seems a bit liberal, so I'll cut it down to three. I want biodegradable all-purpose paper (for paper towels, napkins, etc.), a wilderness person, and instructions about how to make soap from whatever is on the island.

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I'll have a wilderness person as well, and I'll choose Ray Mears 

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