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Christians,  Abraham had two boys. His firstborn, and his firstborn. Which one did God say would be the child of His promise, his firstborn or his firstborn?

 

Would the mother matter?

 

 

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Two mothers, both children born at the same exact time.

 

One mother birthing twins who exiting the womb together, instead of one after the other.

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Two mothers, both children born at the same exact time.

 

One mother birthing twins who exiting the womb together, instead of one after the other.

 

 

Ummnnn, I was asking about the Bible story. I got your two mothers right here.

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Two mothers, both children born at the same exact time.

 

One mother birthing twins who exiting the womb together, instead of one after the other.

 

 

Ummnnn, I was asking about the Bible story. I got your two mothers right here.

 

It seems your were asking about the mother(s), who (not surprisingly) were not part of the story.

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Two mothers, both children born at the same exact time.

 

One mother birthing twins who exiting the womb together, instead of one after the other.

 

 

Ummnnn, I was asking about the Bible story. I got your two mothers right here.

 

It seems your were asking about the mother(s), who (not surprisingly) were not part of the story.

 

The mothers were a part of the story. Please stop the distractions.

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god kept his promise to both of Abraham's firstborn sons.  Ishamael went on to become the father of the Arab race, while Isaac became the father of the Hebrews.  That's why they are always at war with one another.  At least, that's what they told us in Sunday School.

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god kept his promise to both of Abraham's firstborn sons.  Ishamael went on to become the father of the Arab race, while Isaac became the father of the Hebrews.  That's why they are always at war with one another.  At least, that's what they told us in Sunday School.

 

 

God comes up with the best plans.

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Two mothers, both children born at the same exact time.

 

One mother birthing twins who exiting the womb together, instead of one after the other.

 

 

Ummnnn, I was asking about the Bible story. I got your two mothers right here.

 

It seems your were asking about the mother(s), who (not surprisingly) were not part of the story.

 

The mothers were a part of the story. Please stop the distractions.

 

 

Gee, Sdelsolray, I think I misunderstood. Sorry if I came off snarky.

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Two mothers, both children born at the same exact time.

 

One mother birthing twins who exiting the womb together, instead of one after the other.

 

 

Ummnnn, I was asking about the Bible story. I got your two mothers right here.

 

It seems your were asking about the mother(s), who (not surprisingly) were not part of the story.

 

The mothers were a part of the story. Please stop the distractions.

 

 

Gee, Sdelsolray, I think I misunderstood. Sorry if I came off snarky.

 

No problem.  I was just responding to how two sons could be firstborn.

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I got the impression that somebody in control of Genesis was interested in advancing a "God blesses the second born son" agenda.  We have this incident with Isaac instead of Ismael.  Then Israel steals the blessing by fooling his father.  Then later on Israel switches his arms when he blesses Joseph's children.  This was a big deal because supposedly  Joseph's boys each formed one of the twelve tribes.  Israel made it a point to but his right hand on the younger boy so the extra blessing would go to the second born.  I would have to look it up but my guess was this was driven by politics at the time.  Whichever tribe was attributed to Joseph's second born son was the one they were trying to emphasize in the Genesis account.

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I got the impression that somebody in control of Genesis was interested in advancing a "God blesses the second born son" agenda.  We have this incident with Isaac instead of Ismael.  Then Israel steals the blessing by fooling his father.  Then later on Israel switches his arms when he blesses Joseph's children.  This was a big deal because supposedly  Joseph's boys each formed one of the twelve tribes.  Israel made it a point to but his right hand on the younger boy so the extra blessing would go to the second born.  I would have to look it up but my guess was this was driven by politics at the time.  Whichever tribe was attributed to Joseph's second born son was the one they were trying to emphasize in the Genesis account.

 

Now that you mention it, you might be right. Now I'm thinking Adam first, Jesus second. 

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