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List Of Words As Defined By Creationists


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Here's some funny stuff:

 

Source:  http://www.rationalskepticism.org/creationism/behe-declares-victory-on-all-fronts-t47883-40.html#p2142747

 

Normal word - Cdesign proponentsist interpretation: 

 

Rare = never ever. 

Ulikely/improbable = impossible. 

Likely = rare/baseless guess. 

Theory = guess/baseless faith. 

Guess = biased wish/atheo-materialistic faith. 

We don't know = and you never will, therefore god!

Not fully understood = not at all understood, impossible to understand, magic/miracles required

Unexpected result = all naturalistic explanations ever have been falsified. 

Neutral mutation = not beneficial, therefore impossiblee/doesn't exist, cannot be fixed. 

Natural selection = Orthodox neo-Darwinistic "party line".

It has a chance of one in 10^16 = It has a chance of one in 10^77

Maybe = biased guess (see: Guess). 

Could have = couldn't and didn't (see: Guess). 

Beneficial mutation = loss of function/tradeoff and/or loss of information. 

New function = loss of information/information was already there. 

New information = no new function. 

New information and function = still belongs to the same class of enzymes (ex. hydrolases), so not really new. 

Improved function = no new information, ability was already there. 

Mutation = destroys information, always degrades. Guided by god, not random.

Millions of years = ad hoc excuse invented to explain why we don't see 20 million year macroevolutionary change in a few months of experimental evolution.

Took billions of years = same excuse as above, just worse. 

Ancestral Sequence Reconstruction = *crickets*

Molecular phylogeny = phyloschmylo, it's more Darwinist math-tricks. 

Observation/experiment = hoax and/or only creationists properly understand the result. 

Demonstration = hoax. 

Statistics = Wat?

Statistically significant = Nyah nyah! Darwinist math-tricks.

Complex = impossible to evolve, must be designed. 

Complicated = Impossible to understand. 

Complexity = praise the lord!

Information = immaterial soul-stuff that refutes materialism and all naturalistic expanations ever. 

Quantum = immaterial soul-stuff that refutes materialism and all naturalistic expanations ever. Cannot possibly evolve. 

Experiment shows how mutations can... = It's still just a bacterium/fruitfly/dog-kind. 

Ape = monkey

monkey = ape

evolutionist = ape-monkey

homosexuality = bestiality and rape by ape-monkeys.

evolution = materialism/naturalism/scientism/darwinism/chance/fair coin/abortion/euthanasia/racism and genocide.

darwinism = materialist religious faith.

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That is brilliant... funny and so true.

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Wonder what Kirk Cameron would say.......... :P

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Lol… funny, and sad but true.

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You forgot "kind"...

 

They refuse to define that one so they don't have to defend it. wink.png

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Assuming that End3 is some kind of Creationist, how about these...?

 

Everything = Subjective

Nothing = Subjective

Faith = Subjective

God = Subjective

Jesus = Subjective

Scripture = Subjective

Miracles = Subjective

Prayer = Subjective

Evidence = Subjective

Data = Subjective

Logic = Subjective

Objective = Subjective

Reality = Subjective

Perception = Subjective

Mind = Subjective

Thought = Subjective

The Universe = Subjective

Memory = Subjective

Measurement = Subjective

Family = Subjective

Mom = Subjective

Dad = Subjective

Children = Subjective

The Self = Subjective

Words = Subjective

Meaning = Subjective

Purpose = Subjective

Existence = Subjective

Definition = Subjective

Subjective = Subjective

 

 

 

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 Complexity = praise the lord!

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There could be another version:

 

Evolution = SATAN

Atheists = SATAN

Progress = SATAN

Dem Liberals = SATAN

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  • 2 weeks later...

everything unpleasant to me = you are going to hell :lol:

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  • 2 weeks later...

LOL monkey - ape ape - monkey too funny. I know someone who is a minister but also teaches science I don't understand how she or any scientist can be religious *shrugs* this was great, I'm saving this ah haha

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Reality = God only made it look that way to test us/because he's mysterious

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