★ Citsonga ★ Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 They should wonder why God would make it possible for humans (his supposed perfect creation) to choke. Making the food hole and the air hole the same hole for a good distance, and regulated by a complex reflex that can easily go wrong? That's something a kindergarten class could fix, let alone a professional engineer. Exactly. Every time I accidentally get a little water down the wrong way, I am reminded of how stupid this supposed "design" feature is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Next time the "theory" issue comes up just remind the person about Gravitational Theory. It's pretty sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurisaz Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Nah it's just a theory. Truth is, Earth sucks. Literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Have you considered the Theory of Intelligent Downward Pushing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francesco Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 godzilla was created from nuclear mutation in less than 10 years (1945 nuclear bomb - 1954 first godzilla appear) so it's possible :troll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurisaz Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Have you considered the Theory of Intelligent Downward Pushing? HERETIC!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Have you considered the Theory of Intelligent Downward Pushing? HERETIC!!! The evidence for Intelligent Downward Pushing is all around us. Let go of an apple and invisible intelligent pushers will push it strait to the ground. Go on and try it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 this sounds like a new facebook group for people to join eh? eh? "Gravity is just a "theory" like evolution. We believe that this is actually Intelligent Downward Pushing. like if you believe and give glory to the almighty pusher" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurisaz Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Go ahead and create it, then watch the stupid dropping in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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