Guest Furball Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I guess satan decided we need some more bones to lead us astray from jehovah again.... Incredible 50-ft 'dragon' dinosaur unearthed by Chinese farmers - CNN.com 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenstar Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Satan's been busy! http://www.ibtimes.com/375-million-year-old-fish-fossil-reveals-how-hind-legs-evolved-tiktaalik-roseae-was-four-wheel-drive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Satan's been busy! http://www.ibtimes.com/375-million-year-old-fish-fossil-reveals-how-hind-legs-evolved-tiktaalik-roseae-was-four-wheel-drive Where is god in all this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Btw, does Faux (Fox) News report these stories? I don't know, but the fact that you used the word faux for fox news....priceless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sybaris Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I wonder how many "dragon" bones ended up as stay-hard elixir in Mr. Li's apothecary shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenstar Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 I think Fox pretty much ignores actual science news. But.. since I don't watch it I really don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted January 31, 2015 Moderator Share Posted January 31, 2015 This would definitely be fascinating news!! Wow, the size of that creature. Why would a good god have to make creatures so big and scary??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenstar Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 For us to saddle up, I presume. … it wasn't really scary - maybe more like Puff, the Magic Dragon, and would have been a vegetarian too... just a big ole caveman reptilian horse! Let's call it… Mittens! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorPoet Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 I can just hear the creationists now. "The bible mentions dragons. The writers must have seen something to make them write that down. This discovery is just more proof that dinosaurs and humans lived at the same time, therefore the earth really is only 6,000-10,000 years old and goddidit. We win you stupid evolutionists." Give it a few days, maybe a few weeks. This is the closest thing to an actual prophecy you will see today. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
★ Citsonga ★ Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Btw, does Faux (Fox) News report these stories? I don't know, but the fact that you used the word faux for fox news....priceless! http://www.foxnews.com/science/2015/01/30/new-species-long-necked-dragon-dinosaur-discovered-in-china/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
★ Citsonga ★ Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 I think Fox pretty much ignores actual science news. But.. since I don't watch it I really don't know. Fox News is quite an oddity. They do cover some actual science news (in fact, when I first heard about this dinosaur on Google News, the top link was to Fox News), but they still somehow manage to cater to the ultra-conservative creationists (by usually using distortions and strawmen when discussing religion and politics). Go figure.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 For us to saddle up, I presume. Yeah fred flinstone needed it to work at his rock quarry job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Joshpantera Posted February 2, 2015 Moderator Share Posted February 2, 2015 My childhood fundie authorities made sure to outline that Satan created dinosaurs after Adam & Eve left the garden. That and thorn bushes, sand spurs, and basically everything in creation that seems unfavorable...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsathoggua Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 I wonder how many "dragon" bones ended up as stay-hard elixir in Mr. Li's apothecary shop I worry about that, as well. We may never find out about a lot of extinct species because of those charlatans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 My childhood fundie authorities made sure to outline that Satan created dinosaurs after Adam & Eve left the garden. That and thorn bushes, sand spurs, and basically everything in creation that seems unfavorable...... sounds like satan is more active in the world than god is....hmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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