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Here is a list of reasons I would not be a member of some denominations:

 

 

1.Where members were required to use only one translation of the Bible.

 

 

2.Where only books denominationally inline were allowed in the church library.

 

 

3.Where members were forbidden certain food or drink.

 

 

To be continued...

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            All the denominations!

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5: Where members are supposed to follow arbitrary rules dictated by ancient ignorant men that knew next to nothing about reality, yet claimed to know the supposedly all powerful creator of the universe, and spoke for him, who also happens to be the spitting image of the people that made him up... Wait a minute...

 

Did I break the list? I'm not sorry.

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Here is a list of reasons I would not be a member of some denominations:

 

 

1.Where members were required to use only one translation of the Bible.

 

 

2.Where only books denominationally inline were allowed in the church library.

 

 

3.Where members were forbidden certain food or drink.

 

 

To be continued...

 

Where the existence of supernatural beings is accepted without question.

 

Where certain classes (clergy, "full-time ministers") live off the sweat of others in exchange for marriage rituals, burial rituals, and weekly make-believe story time.

 

Where prayer, instead of professional medical attention, is prescribed for physical or mental illnesses.

 

Where freedom of thought is condemned.

 

And so on.

 

(Edited to change a foolish "pro-" to the correct "pre-." Saw it as soon as I hit Post.)

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6. Where...ahh...who gives a fuck.

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Here is a list of reasons I would not be a member of some denominations:

 

 

1.Where members were required to use only one translation of the Bible.

 

 

2.Where only books denominationally inline were allowed in the church library.

 

 

3.Where members were forbidden certain food or drink.

 

 

To be continued...

 

Yeah, let's hear The True Religion According to Ironhorse™, a denomination of one.

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So which denomination of One Lord One Faith One Baptism are you a member of, Ironhorse?  

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Denominations that I would not be a member of:

 

1. Any denomination that Iron Horse would be a member of.

 

2. Any other denomination.

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Here is a list of reasons I would not be a member of some denominations:

 

 

1.Where members were required to use only one translation of the Bible.

 

 

2.Where only books denominationally inline were allowed in the church library.

 

 

3.Where members were forbidden certain food or drink.

 

 

To be continued...

4. Where it isn't ok for an invisible all powerful/knowing/present/perfect being to kill millions, including babies.
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Here is a list of reasons I would not be a member of some denominations:

 

 

1.Where members were required to use only one translation of the Bible.

 

 

2.Where only books denominationally inline were allowed in the church library.

 

 

3.Where members were forbidden certain food or drink.

 

 

To be continued...

Where the existence of supernatural beings is accepted without question.

 

Where certain classes (clergy, "full-time ministers") live off the sweat of others in exchange for marriage rituals, burial rituals, and weekly make-believe story time.

 

Where prayer, instead of professional medical attention, is prescribed for physical or mental illnesses.

 

Where freedom of thought is condemned.

 

And so on.

 

(Edited to change a foolish "pro-" to the correct "pre-." Saw it as soon as I hit Post.)

Its all tax deductible too!

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A consistent feature of Ironhorse's trolling posts seems to be his unshakable belief that we are all intensely interested in his Christian faith.

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Is this a behavioral trait of a narcissistic personality?

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Where beer is not served at the after-service fellowship.

 

Where each member is expected to get all energized over Pastor Sideburns' hip new sermon series, "Jesus Wants To Give You An Extreme Makeover."

 

Where the members are made to feel bad for being human.

 

Where more money and effort are spent on audio/visual equipment for the "Praise Team" than are spent in caring for the needy.

 

Where children are forced to sit and listen to lies, thereby fucking them up for decades to come.

 

Really, I could do this all day long.

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Denominations that I would not be a member of:

 

1. Any denomination that Iron Horse would be a member of.

 

2. Any other denomination.

Bwa ha ha!

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...where women are treated as inferior to men.That's pretty much all of 'em. 

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One where members are told/commanded to not to discuss with the parents the child molestation that happened to the children of these two families in that church.

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Where people worship human sacrifice and run scared from a Talking Snake™.

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Where people worship human sacrifice and run scared from a Talking Snake™.

Nicely put.  Worshipping a man and talking animals :D LMAO

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denominations i shun.....

 

1. pentecoastals..... i dont understand a fuck what they mumbling n i cannot imitate them.....

 

2. catholics ........ i need to use condoms for sex......

 

3. church of christ ..... i need the band for worship.....

 

4. baptist ....... i hate wet t shirt party,,,,

 

5. anglicians ..... too close to catholics

 

that is why i was a member of methodist church for few years,,,,, and i left and never look back because bible, as all claimed, the infallible word of god,,,,,

 

did ironhorse condemn any specific denominations or just making sweeping statements?

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A consistent feature of Ironhorse's trolling posts seems to be his unshakable belief that we are all intensely interested in his Christian faith.

 

Is this a behavioral trait of a narcissistic personality?

Yes!  I think he is attention-grabing and has a malfunction of the mind due to the god virus But then with god believers this goes with the territory.

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Where each member is expected to get all energized over Pastor Sideburns' hip new sermon series, "Jesus Wants To Give You An Extreme Makeover."

 

 

What about Pastor I Had A Beard Before It Was Cool? Or Pastor Gluten-Free Kosher Not-Jew? 

 

And who could forget that helpful series "Masturbation Isn't A Sin If You Think Of Tractors While You Pleasure Yourself"? (That was one of Mark Driscoll's lines in one of his Christian sex talk sermon series.)

 

Isn't it weird how Jesus wants to give you an extreme makeover...to be just like everyone else in the flock? And you only see 'true' results if you give his chosen few lots of money?

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The fact that there are currently 41,000 denominations that have come from the same book make me supremely uninterested in any of them.

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Where each member is expected to get all energized over Pastor Sideburns' hip new sermon series, "Jesus Wants To Give You An Extreme Makeover."

 

What about Pastor I Had A Beard Before It Was Cool? Or Pastor Gluten-Free Kosher Not-Jew?

 

And who could forget that helpful series "Masturbation Isn't A Sin If You Think Of Tractors While You Pleasure Yourself"? (That was one of Mark Driscoll's lines in one of his Christian sex talk sermon series.)

 

Isn't it weird how Jesus wants to give you an extreme makeover...to be just like everyone else in the flock? And you only see 'true' results if you give his chosen few lots of money?

Tractors?! I must get to know more about this Mark Driscoll fellow.

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Where each member is expected to get all energized over Pastor Sideburns' hip new sermon series, "Jesus Wants To Give You An Extreme Makeover."

What about Pastor I Had A Beard Before It Was Cool? Or Pastor Gluten-Free Kosher Not-Jew?

 

And who could forget that helpful series "Masturbation Isn't A Sin If You Think Of Tractors While You Pleasure Yourself"? (That was one of Mark Driscoll's lines in one of his Christian sex talk sermon series.)

 

Isn't it weird how Jesus wants to give you an extreme makeover...to be just like everyone else in the flock? And you only see 'true' results if you give his chosen few lots of money?

Tractors?! I must get to know more about this Mark Driscoll fellow.

 

 

Me too! Just the sight of John Deere green gives me a stiffy. Is it still OK if I lust after it? 

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Farmall rulz!

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