StJeffTheIncomprehensible Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Where each member is expected to get all energized over Pastor Sideburns' hip new sermon series, "Jesus Wants To Give You An Extreme Makeover." What about Pastor I Had A Beard Before It Was Cool? Or Pastor Gluten-Free Kosher Not-Jew? And who could forget that helpful series "Masturbation Isn't A Sin If You Think Of Tractors While You Pleasure Yourself"? (That was one of Mark Driscoll's lines in one of his Christian sex talk sermon series.) Isn't it weird how Jesus wants to give you an extreme makeover...to be just like everyone else in the flock? And you only see 'true' results if you give his chosen few lots of money? Driscoll. That guy's a real piece of work. Even his own church network/empire couldn't stand his shit and ousted him. But hey, if he likes to pleasure himself by stroking his Massive Ferguson, that's his business. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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