Deidre Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 If the flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist, then why are all the planets shaped like meatballs? Oooooohhhh! Checkmate, atheists. I think I might love you, now. too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdelsolray Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 NOT SO FAST Sdel!!! We theists invented the logical Fallacy, mmmkay? So piss off. Before I ad hominem in your mouth. Nevertheless, your OP contains those two logical fallacies. Your threat is interesting, and might be enjoyable, but expected from a FSM tongue-in-cheek theist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sylensikeelyoo Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 NOT SO FAST Sdel!!! We theists invented the logical Fallacy, mmmkay? So piss off. Before I ad hominem in your mouth. Nevertheless, your OP contains those two logical fallacies. Your threat is interesting, and might be enjoyable, but expected from a FSM tongue-in-cheek theist. You disgust me, you HEATHEN! if you do not repent of your blasphemy, you'll never get into the celestial pastaria, where there's beer on tap and a hooker factory next door! Praise his noodliness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travi Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Beer Volcano guys. Beer. Volcano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdelsolray Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 NOT SO FAST Sdel!!! We theists invented the logical Fallacy, mmmkay? So piss off. Before I ad hominem in your mouth. Nevertheless, your OP contains those two logical fallacies. Your threat is interesting, and might be enjoyable, but expected from a FSM tongue-in-cheek theist. You disgust me, you HEATHEN! if you do not repent of your blasphemy, you'll never get into the celestial pastaria, where there's beer on tap and a hooker factory next door! Praise his noodliness! Being a HEATHEN rocks. There is no need to adhere to the FSM nonsense. You can escape from that dogma and become a true atheist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest end3 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 If the flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist, then why are all the planets shaped like meatballs? Oooooohhhh! Checkmate, atheists. Made me laugh S. Thx..good job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sylensikeelyoo Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 If the flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist, then why are all the planets shaped like meatballs? Oooooohhhh! Checkmate, atheists. I think I might love you, now. too funny! If the flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist, then why are all the planets shaped like meatballs? Oooooohhhh! Checkmate, atheists.Made me laugh S. Thx..good job. LOL *hugs* glad y'all put up with my shenanigans! <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sylensikeelyoo Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 NOT SO FAST Sdel!!! We theists invented the logical Fallacy, mmmkay? So piss off. Before I ad hominem in your mouth. Nevertheless, your OP contains those two logical fallacies. Your threat is interesting, and might be enjoyable, but expected from a FSM tongue-in-cheek theist. You disgust me, you HEATHEN! if you do not repent of your blasphemy, you'll never get into the celestial pastaria, where there's beer on tap and a hooker factory next door! Praise his noodliness! Being a HEATHEN rocks. There is no need to adhere to the FSM nonsense. You can escape from that dogma and become a true atheist. Tsk tsk tsk....NO BEER VOLCANO FOR YOU!!! *leg humps* kiss* I love ya anyway, non-beleiver! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Who the heck drinks beer with spaghetti? That would definitely give me a "beer volcano", whatever the heck that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sylensikeelyoo Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Who the heck drinks beer with spaghetti? That would definitely give me a "beer volcano", whatever the heck that is. ROFLMAO Freethawt! Dontcha know, beer is the sweet, life giving nectar of the gods. And his noodliness will reveal the truth of my logic to you if you just open your cupboard, and offer up your sacred bowl of yumminess. SIDS note, I have no idea what's a beer volcano either, but it sounds awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yunea Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I google image searched "beer volcano" and this was #1. Maybe this "helps". LOVE the images in this thread, btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I still think a beer volcano is what happens to you when you try quenching your thirst with a belly full of pasta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sylensikeelyoo Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I still think a beer volcano is what happens to you when you try quenching your thirst with a belly full of pasta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Ya ' know what? Fuck off, that's what. You crazy people following this, this spaghetti monster and claiming you've been touched by his noodly appendage are a bunch of liars! IF HE'S MADE OF SPAGHETTI, THEN HE CAN'T HAVE 'NOODLES' FOR HIS 'APPENDAGES'!!!!!! Pasta is PASTA! It is NOT noodles! You can't have it both ways... Take a look at this Wiki page that lists all of the different types of PASTA -- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pasta Not once will you find the word noodle being used to identify pasta. Case closed. You're religion is so easily debunked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sylensikeelyoo Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Ya ' know what? Fuck off, that's what. You crazy people following this, this spaghetti monster and claiming you've been touched by his noodly appendage are a bunch of liars! IF HE'S MADE OF SPAGHETTI, THEN HE CAN'T HAVE 'NOODLES' FOR HIS 'APPENDAGES'!!!!!! Pasta is PASTA! It is NOT noodles! You can't have it both ways... Take a look at this Wiki page that lists all of the different types of PASTA -- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pasta Not once will you find the word noodle being used to identify pasta. Case closed. You're religion is so easily debunked... Stop confusing me with the facts, atheists. It's pretty clear what's going on here. You're mad at the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Well guess what! If you don't believe in him, why do you HATE him so much? Huh? Wooooooo yeah you just got SERVED a big bowl of PASTA! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator TrueFreedom Posted August 20, 2015 Moderator Share Posted August 20, 2015 Ya ' know what? Fuck off, that's what. You crazy people following this, this spaghetti monster and claiming you've been touched by his noodly appendage are a bunch of liars! IF HE'S MADE OF SPAGHETTI, THEN HE CAN'T HAVE 'NOODLES' FOR HIS 'APPENDAGES'!!!!!! Pasta is PASTA! It is NOT noodles! You can't have it both ways... Take a look at this Wiki page that lists all of the different types of PASTA -- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pasta Not once will you find the word noodle being used to identify pasta. Case closed. You're religion is so easily debunked... FUCK YOU!!! We didn't call them NOODLES! We said the appendage was NOODLY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disillusioned Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Ya ' know what? Fuck off, that's what. You crazy people following this, this spaghetti monster and claiming you've been touched by his noodly appendage are a bunch of liars! IF HE'S MADE OF SPAGHETTI, THEN HE CAN'T HAVE 'NOODLES' FOR HIS 'APPENDAGES'!!!!!! Pasta is PASTA! It is NOT noodles! You can't have it both ways... Take a look at this Wiki page that lists all of the different types of PASTA -- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pasta Not once will you find the word noodle being used to identify pasta. Case closed. You're religion is so easily debunked... The FSM is the source of logic. He transcends it, and therefore, is not bound by it. So all your objections fail categorically. But it also bears noting that both noodle and pasta are poor imitations of His likeness. It is written, "now we see but a clouded picture, as through boiling water". Take but a step of faith, and the colander of truth shall drain away this cloudy liquid and illuminate your mind! Cheese be upon you, my friend. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Case closed. You're religion is so easily debunked... It's not a religion. It's a relationship. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 IF HE'S MADE OF SPAGHETTI, THEN HE CAN'T HAVE 'NOODLES' FOR HIS 'APPENDAGES'!!!!!! Pasta is PASTA! It is NOT noodles! You can't have it both ways... Foolish infidel, the Flying Spaghetti Monster can do anything. If you create the universe then you also create the rules of the universe so you can change or ignore those rules at will. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator buffettphan Posted August 20, 2015 Super Moderator Share Posted August 20, 2015 Case closed. You're religion is so easily debunked... It's not a religion. It's a relationship. It's not "relationship" -- it's "relaaaaaaaationship". Get it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Noodles are the True Antipasta. You are marring His image by describing His appendage that way. This knowledge has been known since The Garden of Olives. All of you are the blasphemers. Not I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pratt Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 and Gordon Ramsey is his prophet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Noodles are the True Antipasta. You are marring His image by describing His appendage that way. This knowledge has been known since The Garden of Olives. All of you are the blasphemers. Not I. I think -Num Lock-Alt Key -0153 is the TM™ you are looking for. Get back to us believers when you are ready to meet the FSM. He can be both pasta and anti-pasta at the same time. He created them both, right? Silly atheist. He can also be noodles and not noodles at the same time. I know what you are thinking: "Mind...blown", right? But it's true. Just think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 You didn't lose the taste. You never REALLY loved carbs in the first place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Case closed. You're religion is so easily debunked... It's not a religion. It's a relationship. It's not "relationship" -- it's "relaaaaaaaationship". Get it right. So your belief or disbelief of the FSM is based on a dialect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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