Fweethawt Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Already? Yes, already... October 7, 2015 -- time to say your goodbyes -- again. (Hope link works...) https://www.google.com/search?site=&source=hp&ei=ZzEPVtv8BYnp-QHUt6vIBQ&q=october+7+2015&oq=october+7+2015&gs_l=mobile-gws-hp.3..0i131j0l4.2708.17073.0.20042.15.15.0.11.11.0.270.3358.0j3j12.15.0....0...1c.1.64.mobile-gws-hp..0.15.1157.3.kW811t1s5XM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Dammit! I just made it through four blood moons and the rest of September and now this! Well screw it now. I'm a foolish virgin and I'm staying that way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 How many times is the world going to end this year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 How many times is the world going to end this year? As many times as it takes to fill the pews with butts and fill the offering plate with money would be my guess. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shw11 Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 again? I can't understand how these people still have an unshakable faith that the end is nigh even when every single one of the predicted apocolypses fails to materialise 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
★ Citsonga ★ Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Oh no! The boogeyman is coming?! Well, the first link I clicked on is this one: http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/archives/2015/03/08/why-october-7-2015-is-the-likely-end-of-the-world-part-1/ It has this nonsense to say: We are able to determine the creation date of 11,013 BC That would make the earth 13,027 years old (accounting for the fact that there was no year 0). This guy obviously doesn't know his Bible, because it's abundantly clear that the earth is only 6,000 years old! I couldn't read any further into this matter, because now I'm so incredibly distraught at how this guy doesn't really believe the Word of God! I need to go pray for his soul! [/sarcasm] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 That ebible fellowship link is from the members of the family radio cult. I see they are still using the "a day is a thousand years and a thousand years is a day" bible quote. I also see they are still using the book of daniel to back up their insanity. The ebible fellowship group is a branch of the family radio station that harold camping used to run. This cult is obsessed with end time dates and has been proven wrong over and over and over again. Pay no attention to it. What they said in that article is almost verbatim what they preached in all their other articles about specific end times dates as well. It's nothing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted October 6, 2015 Author Share Posted October 6, 2015 Christian group predicts the world will be 'annihilated' on Wednesday -- http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/06/end-of-world-7-october-ebible-fellowship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 See y'all on Thursday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Some people never learn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Some people never learn the fact that they never do makes you wonder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucy Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I just saw this in the news today. They need to announce this sort of information to the general public sooner. I didn't even realize anything was amiss. Good thing vigilant prayer has postponed the Apocalypse yet again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shw11 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/archives/2015/04/05/why-october-7-2015-is-the-likely-end-of-the-world-part-5/ Why yesterday was the end of the world . . . part 5 I notice these clowns don't allow comments on their webpage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Hey, wait, I'm still here. Is anybody else still here? Hello? Hello? Anybody? Oh shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Hey, wait, I'm still here. Is anybody else still here? Hello? Hello? Anybody? Oh shit. We have a new revelation. This time God is going to end the world on Saturday. Just ignore all those false predictions. This time we got it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Hey, wait, I'm still here. Is anybody else still here? Hello? Hello? Anybody? Oh shit. We have a new revelation. This time God is going to end the world on Saturday. Just ignore all those false predictions. This time we got it right. Your prediction is at legit as theirs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator buffettphan Posted October 8, 2015 Super Moderator Share Posted October 8, 2015 Time to Party! and Time to Laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted October 8, 2015 Author Share Posted October 8, 2015 A Day Later, the Christian Who Predicted Armageddon Says It’s “Obvious That We Were Incorrect” -- http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2015/10/08/a-day-later-the-christian-who-predicted-armageddon-says-its-obvious-that-we-were-incorrect/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyNightingale Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 There are so many disappointed school children that have to go to school today. They were really banking on the schools closing due to the apocalypse. Okay admittedly, an apocalypse is more likely than a snow day in central and southern Texas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenstar Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 There should be a drinking game for every apocalypse date Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 There should be a drinking game for every apocalypse date Awesome idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted October 9, 2015 Author Share Posted October 9, 2015 There should be a drinking game for every apocalypse date Awesome idea! Put all of the apocalypse dates in a basket. And if you pick one that the world didn't end on, you drink. Simple enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted October 9, 2015 Author Share Posted October 9, 2015 Leader of Christian group adjusts incorrect doomsday prediction: 'Soon' -- http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/08/christian-group-doomsday-prediction-adjustment-ebible-fellowship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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