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Schism Erupts In Pastafarianism Over The Acceptability Of Plastic Colanders


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^see?! It's all true Ramen

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‘Christ Bikes’ get the Pastafarian treatment around Melbourne

http://thenewdaily.com.au/news/2017/06/24/pasta-bikes-melbourne/

 

If you live in Melbourne you’ve probably seen them: old, unrideable bikes with a religious message emblazoned on their side.

 

They litter the CBD, fused to public bike racks with homemade locks and carrying placards warning of an afterlife filled with torment.

 

“WARNING: TURN OR ELSE HELL” reads one along Swanston St in central Melbourne.

 

Another asks pedestrians: “If you die today, where will you spend eternity?”

Any time one of the bikes is removed another one pops up overnight.

 

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Love it

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Its actually awesome how groups like the pastafarians and satanists can get messages through that atheists cannot. Well done on the for taking a stand.

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Never thought of it that way. You're absolutely right.

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On 11/9/2017 at 7:48 AM, Fweethawt said:

I never thought of it that way, LogicalFallacy; you're absolutely right.

 

You should change the period after "way" to a semicolon, and use a lowercase "y" on the word "You're". 

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Is that better now?

 

What's up, Doucheronomy? Where have you been?

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Wait, I propose another solution:

 

On 11/10/2017 at 1:48 AM, Fweethawt said:

Never thought of it that way. LogicalFallacy, you're absolutely right.

 

:58:

 

Hey Dude, good to see you again.

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5 hours ago, LogicalFallacy said:

Wait, I propose another solution:

 

 

:58:

 

Hey Dude, good to see you again.

It was a hit and run. We probably won't hear from him again for like another year and a half.

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Nawww he used to post all the time.

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22 hours ago, Fweethawt said:

Is that better now?

 

What's up, Doucheronomy? Where have you been?

 

Is what better now Fweetwat?  At least LF is still cool. 

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