Fweethawt Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Looks like those pasta pounders are stirring up shit in their own back yards just like the christians. What a bunch of morons. http://www.breakingburgh.com/schism-erupts-in-pastafarianism-over-the-acceptability-of-plastic-colanders/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mythra Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Schism Erupts In Pastafarianism Over The Acceptability Of Plastic Colanders HAHAHAHA! What's next - a new sect called macaroniites? Frekin heretics. Everyone knows metal is the true faith. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 It's not a real religion unless they have silly hats. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsathoggua Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 That is the most upsetting thing I have read all day. Crud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Plastic colanders? These fucking pasta liberals are destroying America. When are the DMV clerks going to grow balls, like Kim Davis did and insist on metal colander dignity. R'amen. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I am a part of the very little known Gnocchi sect. We are comfortable with any type of colander. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted November 18, 2015 Super Moderator Share Posted November 18, 2015 The liberal and heretical "Plastifarians" have perverted the One True Religion by introducing plastic imitations. The True Church is prepared to welcome them back to the fold when they mend their ways. Really, people, what's next? A Kraft Mac & Cheese sacrament? Sheesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mythra Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 This split simply cannot happen! Oh Great and Powerful Flying Spaghetti Monster: I beseech thee and pray for the unification of all believers. That they may be as one, even as you and I are one. In Marinara's name I pray. Ramen. I know, it didn't work for Jesus' prayer either. But it was worth a shot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutsider Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 The Noodley One will judge as he sees fit. I for one await the word of the order of the midget pasta-monks. Being the Noodley One's chosen people, they must know what the correct course of action is on this matter. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I belong to the OPP. That's Obese Pastafarian Protestants. We use metal or plastic. To us, it's all the same because it's just symbolic. We put out colanders on our heads about once a month as a reminder of something or other. We also believe in "once strained always strained". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disillusioned Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 I weep for those who value the colander more than that which it strains. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 It's the cheese that binds us 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Schism Erupts In Pastafarianism Over The Acceptability Of Plastic Colanders HAHAHAHA! What's next - a new sect called macaroniites? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ nivek ♦ Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 This is the BEST thread in months here! All praise Wheat Semolina Noodles! kL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest immoralchristian Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 His noodleness is obsessed with me, that's why he treats me like shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Is Udon sacred or profane? I'd roll around in it if I could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mythra Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mythra Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Early indoctrination into the heretical cult Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted November 19, 2015 Author Share Posted November 19, 2015 Early indoctrination into the heretical cult IMG_4774blogedit.jpg There are some sects (or so I hear) that leave the colander on the young ones until they grow into it and it can no longer be removed. Eventually the child will grow so much that it looks like actual spaghetti coming out of all the little holes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted November 25, 2015 Author Share Posted November 25, 2015 Now they're pushing Pastafarian indoctrination in the schools!!!!!! Here's a pic of my nephew and his (supposed) "art project"! Keep your religion to yourselves you noodley nutbags!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsathoggua Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Early indoctrination into the heretical cult IMG_4774blogedit.jpg There are some sects (or so I hear) that leave the colander on the young ones until they grow into it and it can no longer be removed. Eventually the child will grow so much that it looks like actual spaghetti coming out of all the little holes! Hearing about this practice makes me reconsider my choice not to have kids. Is anyone available for procreation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironhorse Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 An opposing view: "If there is a God worthy of worship, why does he allow suffering? Why is the living world so wasteful – what was the point of making those marvelous dinosaurs, just to wipe them out? Why is it not clear which religion provides the best way of approaching God? Now theists have different responses to this counter-evidence. But what is important to note is that it is counter-evidence. Whereas meaningless and trivial stories (say, invisible, intangible beings made of pasta haunt the cosmos) are so disconnected from the real world that it isn’t only impossible to provide evidence for them. It is impossible to provide evidence against them." Read all: http://www.saintsandsceptics.org/off-their-noodles-the-tedium-of-pastafarianism/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 An opposing view: "If there is a God worthy of worship, why does he allow suffering? Why is the living world so wasteful – what was the point of making those marvelous dinosaurs, just to wipe them out? Why is it not clear which religion provides the best way of approaching God? Now theists have different responses to this counter-evidence. But what is important to note is that it is counter-evidence. Whereas meaningless and trivial stories (say, invisible, intangible beings made of pasta haunt the cosmos) are so disconnected from the real world that it isn’t only impossible to provide evidence for them. It is impossible to provide evidence against them." No, this thread is about Pastafarians and funny religious hats. We already have other threads where your side track has been covered. You don't even respond when people challenge you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 FSM is real. I feel him in my belly. He's always on my sides 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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