Fweethawt Posted January 15, 2016 Author Share Posted January 15, 2016 Wow... Leave it up to Mutha Russia to take the fun out of things. Bet christians will be pushing for a law like this here in the states. 'Pastafarian' will lose his licence if caught driving without a colander on his head -- https://au.news.yahoo.com/viral/a/30583354/pastafarian-will-lose-his-licence-if-caught-driving-without-a-colander-on-his-head/?cmp=fb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutsider Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Wow... Leave it up to Mutha Russia to take the fun out of things. Bet christians will be pushing for a law like this here in the states. 'Pastafarian' will lose his licence if caught driving without a colander on his head -- https://au.news.yahoo.com/viral/a/30583354/pastafarian-will-lose-his-licence-if-caught-driving-without-a-colander-on-his-head/?cmp=fb Now that's just bullshit. Do Christians have to be wearing a cross shaped foam hat at all times too? No? Didn't fucking think so. Goddamn assholes! ;p That is a snazzy knit colander hat though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarbarousBill Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I'm part of the Pastafarian sect called the Hookerites. We believe there was a translation error in the holy works and the stripper factory of heaven is actually a hooker factory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disillusioned Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I'm part of the Pastafarian sect called the Hookerites. We believe there was a translation error in the holy works and the stripper factory of heaven is actually a hooker factory. The two are not mutually exclusive... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarbarousBill Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 I'm part of the Pastafarian sect called the Hookerites. We believe there was a translation error in the holy works and the stripper factory of heaven is actually a hooker factory. The two are not mutually exclusive... No, but we believe that FSM in His Holy Noodly Appendage would grant an all-the-way form of entertainment and wish fulfillment, with the believer having such discretion to choose what to do once there. Hookerites demand orthodoxy! Plus strippers are a tease! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 I don't know where this is going to go between Disillusioned and BB, but I have to come down on the side of the prophet on this one. Besides, pastor Al Dente at the church I used to attend (The First Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster; Reformed. B.F.E. Synod) warned us against those who would claim that there were errors in the received holy works. He said it could lead to all kinds of private interpretations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutsider Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 I don't know where this is going to go between Disillusioned and BB, but I have to come down on the side of the prophet on this one. Besides, pastor Al Dente at the church I used to attend (The First Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster; Reformed. B.F.E. Synod) warned us against those who would claim that there were errors in the received holy works. He said it could lead to all kinds of private interpretations. It's a potential translation error, which means we would have fucked it up, not the FSM. Besides, it's just minor details here, practically the difference between metal colanders and plastic ones for official head wear. Or those plastic red cups or actual glass mugs/whatever other container you prefer for the Holy Nectar in Pastafarian heaven. Oops... I just started another controversy didn't I? ;p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 I don't know where this is going to go between Disillusioned and BB, but I have to come down on the side of the prophet on this one. Besides, pastor Al Dente at the church I used to attend (The First Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster; Reformed. B.F.E. Synod) warned us against those who would claim that there were errors in the received holy works. He said it could lead to all kinds of private interpretations. It's a potential translation error, which means we would have fucked it up, not the FSM. Besides, it's just minor details here, practically the difference between metal colanders and plastic ones for official head wear. Or those plastic red cups or actual glass mugs/whatever other container you prefer for the Holy Nectar in Pastafarian heaven. Oops... I just started another controversy didn't I? ;p We were also taught to look out for you Laodicean types. The Holy Prophet of the FSM is on this very thread and he will deal with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutsider Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 I don't know where this is going to go between Disillusioned and BB, but I have to come down on the side of the prophet on this one. Besides, pastor Al Dente at the church I used to attend (The First Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster; Reformed. B.F.E. Synod) warned us against those who would claim that there were errors in the received holy works. He said it could lead to all kinds of private interpretations. It's a potential translation error, which means we would have fucked it up, not the FSM. Besides, it's just minor details here, practically the difference between metal colanders and plastic ones for official head wear. Or those plastic red cups or actual glass mugs/whatever other container you prefer for the Holy Nectar in Pastafarian heaven. Oops... I just started another controversy didn't I? ;p We were also taught to look out for you Laodicean types. The Holy Prophet of the FSM is on this very thread and he will deal with you. Eh, I wouldn't call myself Laodicean. Jocose, perhaps blithe, or sanguine even, but hardly Laodicean... It's okay though, I still like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarbarousBill Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 I don't know where this is going to go between Disillusioned and BB, but I have to come down on the side of the prophet on this one. Besides, pastor Al Dente at the church I used to attend (The First Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster; Reformed. B.F.E. Synod) warned us against those who would claim that there were errors in the received holy works. He said it could lead to all kinds of private interpretations. It's a potential translation error, which means we would have fucked it up, not the FSM. Besides, it's just minor details here, practically the difference between metal colanders and plastic ones for official head wear. Or those plastic red cups or actual glass mugs/whatever other container you prefer for the Holy Nectar in Pastafarian heaven. Oops... I just started another controversy didn't I? ;p We were also taught to look out for you Laodicean types. The Holy Prophet of the FSM is on this very thread and he will deal with you. Eh, I wouldn't call myself Laodicean. Jocose, perhaps blithe, or sanguine even, but hardly Laodicean... It's okay though, I still like you. And I still like hookers. YAY Acceptance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disillusioned Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 I'm part of the Pastafarian sect called the Hookerites. We believe there was a translation error in the holy works and the stripper factory of heaven is actually a hooker factory. The two are not mutually exclusive... No, but we believe that FSM in His Holy Noodly Appendage would grant an all-the-way form of entertainment and wish fulfillment, with the believer having such discretion to choose what to do once there. Hookerites demand orthodoxy! Plus strippers are a tease! Believe what you will, but don't call it holy writ. Also, some of us like to be teased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Why not both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarbarousBill Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Why not both? Heathenry! Blasphemy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 This Pastafarian just schooled Georgia officials for refusing to respect his spaghetti-worshipping religion -- http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/this-pastafarian-just-schooled-georgia-officials-for-refusing-to-respect-his-spaghetti-worshipping-religion/ I like the pastafarian's comparison of various religious absurdities. Pastafarianism as “not a religion” but instead a “philosophy that mocks religion.” Ancient well-established bullshit is respected. Bullshit invented in 2005 is not to be respected. I think there is a call now for every pastafarian to mail a collander to the head of motor vehicles in Georgia. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted February 7, 2016 Author Share Posted February 7, 2016 CHURCH OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER TRAFFIC SIGNS -- http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster-traffic-signs?ct=t%28Newsletter_2_4_20162_3_2016%29&mc_cid=f4fb8f53a8&mc_eid=1f59a53182 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted February 7, 2016 Super Moderator Share Posted February 7, 2016 We are all brothers and sisters of the Holy Pasta; saints, if you will. Let us all come together in the sacred sauces and cheeses. And why beholdest thou the rotini that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the rigatoni that is in thine own eye? Peace and Pasta, brothers and sisters and praise be the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pbuh)1. 1 Parmesan Be Upon Him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 We are all brothers and sisters of the Holy Pasta; saints, if you will. Let us all come together in the sacred sauces and cheeses. And why beholdest thou the rotini that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the rigatoni that is in thine own eye? Peace and Pasta, brothers and sisters and praise be the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pbuh)1. 1 Parmesan Be Upon Him Fine, Florduh. That sounds good and everything, but until the day that we all throw the colanders we've earned at the feet of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in Heaven, the metal colander people are better than the plastic colander people. Preach peace all you want, but everyone can see the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted February 19, 2016 Author Share Posted February 19, 2016 This man's wife was visited by the FSM while she was doing the dishes. Could this mean that it is His Will that a woman's place really IS in the kitchen? And so, Pastafarianism, like any other major religion, starts its dark and sinister slide into misogyny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted February 27, 2016 Author Share Posted February 27, 2016 Atlanta Pastafarian told she can’t have license photo with colander -- http://m.ajc.com/news/news/local-govt-politics/atlanta-pastafarian-told-she-cant-have-license-pho/nqX5c/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted March 1, 2016 Author Share Posted March 1, 2016 Well this is a slippery fucking slope if I ever saw one... Weddings legalised for Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in New Zealand -- http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-01/weddings-legalised-for-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/7208662 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Yay now Italian restaurants won't be able to charge tax! We are legit! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted March 2, 2016 Author Share Posted March 2, 2016 Yay now Italian restaurants won't be able to charge tax! We are legit!Take the idea from the Jews and tax all non-pastafarians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted April 16, 2016 Author Share Posted April 16, 2016 Sorry, folks,but according to this court, Pastafarianism can't be a religion because -- get this -- it's fictional! Court to spaghetti: You are not a god -- http://www.religionnews.com/2016/04/13/court-to-pastafarian-you-are-not-a-god/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Sorry, folks,but according to this court, Pastafarianism can't be a religion because -- get this -- it's fictional! Court to spaghetti: You are not a god -- http://www.religionnews.com/2016/04/13/court-to-pastafarian-you-are-not-a-god/ I'm calling bullshit on you and your article. You are a known anti-FSM. You went out from among us because you were never a part of us. We don't need to read your articles and we don't need to follow your links. The FSM gives us rights that no court can take away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted July 5, 2016 Author Share Posted July 5, 2016 His Holy Sauciness wishing M'urica a happy Independence Day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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