Fweethawt Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers --http://thesoutherndaily.co.za/index.php/2016/03/07/prophet-attacks-lion-to-prove-gods-power-nearly-killed-saved-by-game-rangers/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 I'd say the moral of the story is that speaking in tongues won't save you from nearly losing your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted March 9, 2016 Author Share Posted March 9, 2016 Or the other moral... The cats have 9 lives! Not you, dumbass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Or that other moral: If the monkeys pray hard enough, and if their rituals are good, we'll all get through this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portobella Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Dominion over all animals indeed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted March 9, 2016 Author Share Posted March 9, 2016 Or that other moral: If the monkeys pray hard enough, and if their rituals are good, we'll all get through this. You're thinking of the old, 'Pack rocks in your ass and your rhoids'll come'a callin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjn Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 I bet he's thanking God instead of those rangers, who literally saved his ass. Dominion over all animals indeed... The arrogance is simply staggering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurisaz Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Link comes up with 500 internal server error... did they delete it or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justus Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers --http://thesoutherndaily.co.za/index.php/2016/03/07/prophet-attacks-lion-to-prove-gods-power-nearly-killed-saved-by-game-rangers/ I heard it said that the LORD works in mysterious ways... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted March 9, 2016 Author Share Posted March 9, 2016 Link comes up with 500 internal server error... did they delete it or something?It's still there. I just pulled this pic from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted March 9, 2016 Author Share Posted March 9, 2016 Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers --http://thesoutherndaily.co.za/index.php/2016/03/07/prophet-attacks-lion-to-prove-gods-power-nearly-killed-saved-by-game-rangers/ I heard it said that the LORD works in mysterious ways... Yeah, that's probably it. He made the lions attack because the guy wasn't from Daniel's bloodline, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 God said 'no'. It was still a prayer answered. That's IHs argument Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justus Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Prophet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game Rangers --http://thesoutherndaily.co.za/index.php/2016/03/07/prophet-attacks-lion-to-prove-gods-power-nearly-killed-saved-by-game-rangers/ I heard it said that the LORD works in mysterious ways... Yeah, that's probably it. He made the lions attack because the guy wasn't from Daniel's bloodline, right? But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die. Deut 18:20 That is my opinion anyways....but before if be said I do not affirm the right of freedom of speech, Ezek 14:9 And if the prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the LORD have deceived that prophet, and I will stretch out my hand upon him, and will destroy him from the midst of my people Israel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 I know whole prophetic churches that need to die then. You have a truly barbaric religion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justus Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 That pic remains me of my first post here at Xt, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justus Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 I know whole prophetic churches that need to die then.You have a truly barbaric religion. What you have a problem with freedom of speech? Dominion over all animals indeed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 I know whole prophetic churches that need to die then. You have a truly barbaric religion. What you have a problem with freedom of speech? No, I didn't write the biblical instructions you referenced above. But based on that instruction I know of whole Christian groups that fit the bibles qualification for death based on that reference. According to your barbaric religion (you are listed as a believer) they should die. I think that particular biblical instruction that you referenced above is disgusting and should be allowed to vanish into history as irrelevant and stupid. But if you like that type of free speech I don't have a problem with you stating such. However I will call your religion barbaric using my freedom of speech. I hope that clears this confusion up for you Justus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justus Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Nope, still confused Can I ask what branch of the service you were in? According to your barbaric religion (you are listed as a believer) they should die. According to the state I am a convicted felon, but I have never been convicted of a felony offense. Who you going to believe, and I would ask you believe the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsathoggua Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Holy Cow! That is just beyond stupid. Wotta maroon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjn Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Link comes up with 500 internal server error... did they delete it or something? Happened to me at first as well, but try again, worked for me the second time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurisaz Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Yup that other link worked right. Go Darwin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeauCat Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 My god, they're throwing themselves to the lions now? You know the economy is bad when Christians force their own persecutions upon themselves. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 ^bwahhh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjn Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 My god, they're throwing themselves to the lions now? You know the economy is bad when Christians force their own persecutions upon themselves. "Even the wildlife hates us! Obama is the antichrist!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 My god, they're throwing themselves to the lions now? You know the economy is bad when Christians force their own persecutions upon themselves. Kay Sutt, thank you for that! I haven't had a belly laugh like that in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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