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Another Stupid Christian Gets Darwinned!


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I'd say the moral of the story is that speaking in tongues won't save you from nearly losing your ass.

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Or the other moral...

 

The cats have 9 lives! Not you, dumbass!

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Or that other moral: If the monkeys pray hard enough, and if their rituals are good, we'll all get through this.

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Dominion over all animals indeed...

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Or that other moral: If the monkeys pray hard enough, and if their rituals are good, we'll all get through this.

You're thinking of the old, 'Pack rocks in your ass and your rhoids'll come'a callin'.
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I bet he's thanking God instead of those rangers, who literally saved his ass.

 

 

Dominion over all animals indeed...

 

The arrogance is simply staggering.

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Link comes up with 500 internal server error... did they delete it or something?

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I heard it said that the LORD works in mysterious ways...

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Link comes up with 500 internal server error... did they delete it or something?

It's still there. I just pulled this pic from there.

 

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I heard it said that the LORD works in mysterious ways...

Yeah, that's probably it. He made the lions attack because the guy wasn't from Daniel's bloodline, right?
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God said 'no'. It was still a prayer answered.

That's IHs argument

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I heard it said that the LORD works in mysterious ways...

Yeah, that's probably it. He made the lions attack because the guy wasn't from Daniel's bloodline, right?

 

But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die. 

Deut 18:20

 

That is my opinion anyways....but before if be said I do not affirm the right of freedom of speech, Ezek 14:9

 

And if the prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the LORD have deceived that prophet, and I will stretch out my hand upon him, and will destroy him from the midst of my people Israel.

 

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I know whole prophetic churches that need to die then.

You have a truly barbaric religion.

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That pic remains me of my first post here at Xt, 

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I know whole prophetic churches that need to die then.
You have a truly barbaric religion.

 

What you have a problem with freedom of speech?

 

 Dominion over all animals indeed...

 

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I know whole prophetic churches that need to die then.

You have a truly barbaric religion.

What you have a problem with freedom of speech?

No, I didn't write the biblical instructions you referenced above. But based on that instruction I know of whole Christian groups that fit the bibles qualification for death based on that reference. According to your barbaric religion (you are listed as a believer) they should die.

 

I think that particular biblical instruction that you referenced above is disgusting and should be allowed to vanish into history as irrelevant and stupid. But if you like that type of free speech I don't have a problem with you stating such. However I will call your religion barbaric using my freedom of speech.

 

I hope that clears this confusion up for you Justus.

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Nope, still confused eek.gif

 

Can I ask what branch of the service you were in?

 

According to your barbaric religion (you are listed as a believer) they should die.

 

 

According to the state I am a convicted felon, but I have never been convicted of a felony offense.  Who you going to believe, and I would ask you believe the truth.

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Holy Cow! That is just beyond stupid. Wotta maroon!

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Link comes up with 500 internal server error... did they delete it or something?

Happened to me at first as well, but try again, worked for me the second time.

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Yup that other link worked right.

 

Go Darwin! :fdevil:

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My god, they're throwing themselves to the lions now?

 

You know the economy is bad when Christians force their own persecutions upon themselves.

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^bwahhh!!

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My god, they're throwing themselves to the lions now?

 

You know the economy is bad when Christians force their own persecutions upon themselves.

"Even the wildlife hates us! Obama is the antichrist!"

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My god, they're throwing themselves to the lions now?

 

You know the economy is bad when Christians force their own persecutions upon themselves.

 

Kay Sutt, thank you for that!  I haven't had a belly laugh like that in a long time.  

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