Fweethawt Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 Cuz there's the devil in them there pigs!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ Fuego ♦ Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Deviled ham? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjn Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Green Fags and Ham, by Dr Seuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violetbutterfly Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 He looks delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 He's smiling and waving at me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geezer Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Have you ever been to a farm and see how pigs live and what they eat? Nuff said? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironhorse Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 I'm glad my faith sets me free! Anchovies to zucchini...I enjoy all the great foods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bornagainathiest Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 I'm glad my faith sets me free! Anchovies to zucchini...I enjoy all the great foods. Where's that skeptical appraisal, Ironhorse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RagingMasterChief Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 I don't know what pigs eat but the squalor they live in let alone the choking smell that lingers around the pen that makes a city guy like me want to throw up is probably why they don't want to eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yunea Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 I'm glad my faith sets me free! Anchovies to zucchini...I enjoy all the great foods. So what do you do when you eat shellfish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangitbobby83 Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 So what do you do when you eat shellfish? Jesus put an end to that, dontcha know? Of course, he ignored other laws, such as gay sex, putting women outside of town while she's on her period, or stoning your kids for misbehaving. But eating shellfish or pigs, TOTALLY COOL YO! Otherwise, not one letter of the law will disappear until the end. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjn Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Have you ever been to a farm and see how pigs live and what they eat? Nuff said? Yup. It's quite terrible, first and foremost for the pigs, unless it's one of those very rare farms where the animals get to roam rather freely and are not confined to a 6 m^2 concrete pen. Couldn't really care less if it eeks out the consumers though, you get what you pay for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwc Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Peter had a "vision" (read: a dream) about eating all these forbidden foods and so now we can. If only the biblical authors weren't so shy about writing about all those other things Peter must have certainly dreamed about over his life time. The sky would certainly be the limit for all the things that would no longer be forbidden and what all we'd be allowed to do. But prudes will be prudes and apparently their immediate interest was getting a ham sandwich. mwc 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted April 8, 2016 Super Moderator Share Posted April 8, 2016 Peter had a "vision" (read: a dream) about eating all these forbidden foods and so now we can. If only the biblical authors weren't so shy about writing about all those other things Peter must have certainly dreamed about over his life time. The sky would certainly be the limit for all the things that would no longer be forbidden and what all we'd be allowed to do. But prudes will be prudes and apparently their immediate interest was getting a ham sandwich. mwc Then, enter Paul, and it conveniently becomes the place of the woman to make said ham sandwich. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjn Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Peter had a "vision" (read: a dream) about eating all these forbidden foods and so now we can. If only the biblical authors weren't so shy about writing about all those other things Peter must have certainly dreamed about over his life time. The sky would certainly be the limit for all the things that would no longer be forbidden and what all we'd be allowed to do. But prudes will be prudes and apparently their immediate interest was getting a ham sandwich. mwc As someone else so nicely put it (don't look at me, I'm not a blasphemer!): Jesus died so we could eat bacon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Well that's it then. I'm having a couple of BLT* sandwiches for dinner tomorrow. If I don't, it's like a slap in the face to Jesus on the cross. BTW*, did anyone else but me notice that ham devil in the picture above looks to be fairly well hung? *Fweethawt, BLT means "bacon, lettuce and tomato", and BTW means "by the way". I know you don't read fluent abbreviation. I don't always get it either. POS was a tough one, and I found out that context also applies! In one context it means "parent over shoulder" and in the other it means what you called your new phone when you first got it, you know? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted April 10, 2016 Author Share Posted April 10, 2016 POS was a tough one, and I found out that context also applies! In one context it means "parent over shoulder" and in the other it means what you called your new phone when you first got it, you know? So POS can also mean, 'Phone Obviously Sucks'??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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