Fweethawt Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Yes, I intended this to go here... http://www.khaama.com/8-bombers-killed-as-their-suicide-vests-went-off-prematurely-in-kunduz-0760 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Do they at least get 36 virgins just for trying, or are they screwed now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjn Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Do they at least get 36 virgins just for trying, or are they screwed now? They get eternal, unlimited access to Brazzers in Heaven. The Virgins are for martyrs, not failures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted April 27, 2016 Author Share Posted April 27, 2016 They probably have to split the 72 between all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pratt Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 they get to fuck each other eternally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Stupid hurts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator buffettphan Posted April 27, 2016 Super Moderator Share Posted April 27, 2016 I'm glad you put this in the Humor section. Because I laughed -- even though I know it's wrong that I did. Seriously though, this is definitely poetic justice. I just hope that none of the bombers were kidnap victims who were forced to wear the vests. They probably weren't since it was the Taliban, not ISIS. So back to laughing.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hockeyfan70 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Actually, there are no virgins in heaven anymore, Prince got there first. (stolen from a meme) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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