8 Bombers Killed As Their Suicide Vests Went Off Prematurely In Kunduz

[Fweethawt]

Yes, I intended this to go here...

 

http://www.khaama.com/8-bombers-killed-as-their-suicide-vests-went-off-prematurely-in-kunduz-0760

[duderonomy]

Do they at least get 36 virgins just for trying, or are they screwed now?

[rjn]

Do they at least get 36 virgins just for trying, or are they screwed now?

They get eternal, unlimited access to Brazzers in Heaven. The Virgins are for martyrs, not failures.

[Fweethawt]

They probably have to split the 72 between all of them.

[pratt]

they get to fuck each other eternally

[Jeff]

Stupid hurts

[buffettphan]

I'm glad you put this in the Humor section.  Because I laughed -- even though I know it's wrong that I did.    

 

Seriously though, this is definitely poetic justice.  

 

I just hope that none of the bombers were kidnap victims who were forced to wear the vests. They probably weren't since it was the Taliban, not ISIS.   So back to laughing..........

[hockeyfan70]

Actually, there are no virgins in heaven anymore, Prince got there first. (stolen from a meme)