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Here Is A Very Simple Way To Convince Us


Castiel233

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Dear Christians,

 

Please pray to god (who knows all and sees all and wants all to be saved, and remember that he will answer you prayers)

 

Ask him what I had for lunch today and what shift I worked......

 

Post your answer on here, and I will confirm if it is correct 

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Tacos with a side order of nachos and guacamole?

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You worked a shit shift and for lunch.......

 

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Tacos with a side order of nachos and guacamole?

god only answered half your prayer. you didn't get the answer of which shift. :D

 

I say fish and chips because you're british and that's what british people eat all the time ;) and you worked the second shift.

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I was told I was prophetic and you had a salad with 1000 island dressing (you philistine) and are self employed so you don't work a shift

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C'mon, man, you're leaving us hanging here!

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I was right and it shook him up a little

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It was a day shift and a jacket potato.........

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It was a day shift and a jacket potato.........

Yes, that's what God told me, but then he said he didn't like to show off so I didn't give him away.

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I'm forgiven and I have received prayer and coucelling.

My ministry will be stronger from this setback.

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