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Goodbye Jesus

A Very Simple Guide To What Christianity Is


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Part one:

 

An angry sky wizard, who is pro war, pro slavery, anti woman, anti shellfish, gets extremely upset when a couple of his magic apples get stolen.

 

Part two:

 

Angry sky wizard has his own son killed to prove how much he loves us

 

Part three

 

Angry sky wizard sends nearly everyone to hell to prove he is loving, and righteous and filled with justice

 

Part four

 

The end  

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What about the satyrs?

 

Everyone always forgets about the satyrs...

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Actually to make it even simpler:

 

Humans + gods apples =hell

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Also, the first line of the bible is "In the beginning" which equates to "Once upon a time" and the last word is "Amen" which amounts to "The End" .....  Fairy tale complete!

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The simplest possible guide is actually just one word.

 

"Bullshit".

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