Something Jesus Can't Give Me

[quinntar]

I have a question for you Christians.

 

When I was stuck in medical waiting rooms, and going in and out of hospitals I missed most of my kids childhood. Oh yes you all prayed for me to get well, and I'm still not well.

 

So this is my question

 

Can Jesus give me my kids childhood back to me, so I can experience that joy that I lost?

[mwc]

     Yes.  When you die you will get all that joy back and more.  But after you die.  Not before.  And only if you believe that jesus died for your sins before you actually die because if you die and are convinced by the evidence of the reality of the afterlife, well, that doesn't count and you'll only be punished for eternity.  Belief right now matters so just do it and then you'll get your reward.  But you won't get that reward right now.  You'll get that after you die.  Believe right now though.

 

          mwc

[TheRedneckProfessor]

You've convinced me, mwc. I beLIEve!!!

[quinntar]

Yes. When you die you will get all that joy back and more. But after you die. Not before. And only if you believe that jesus died for your sins before you actually die because if you die and are convinced by the evidence of the reality of the afterlife, well, that doesn't count and you'll only be punished for eternity. Belief right now matters so just do it and then you'll get your reward. But you won't get that reward right now. You'll get that after you die. Believe right now though.

 

mwc

lol

 

How could I get that after?

 

Unless God gives me a re-run in heaven (Nope, I thought about it and that ain't going to work)

[mwc]

     It's sad when someone dismisses the power of posthumous magic. <*sigh*>

 

     Just believe in posthumous magic and then wait until you die.  You'll see.  After you're good and dead.  You'll see.

          mwc