Brother Jeff Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 The Talking Snake magically attacked last night, and I woke up with a bad flu. High fever, freezing, shivering, and generally feel like shit. I'm asking my fellow brothers and sisters in Kryasst to lay their virtual Internet hands on me and pray the prayer of faith (magical thinking) that will raise me up whole and bring glory to the LARD! I'll start Praying in the Spook, and y'all can join me... Ho ro ro ro no bo so bo robo nono nono rono...Thanks and Glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Dickety! Dickety! Dicketyyyyyyyyyy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted July 20, 2016 Author Share Posted July 20, 2016 Dickety! Dickety! Dicketyyyyyyyyyy! Yes! Amen! Dickety Shickety DICKETY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 GLORY be magically rich and healthy brother Jeff! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellinas Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Ooooh Laaard! Be upon thy faithful servant. May his illness be cured, according to thy will and in thine own good time. And may we bless thee for this test that thou has given him, to prove his faith and thy glory through his suffering. AAAAAAAAAAHMEN!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astreja Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 (bops virus on the snout with Her Clue-By-Four™) Out! Out, the lot of you! Te og súpa en ekki mjólk! By the way, Jeff, do you have a 10-20 on the snake? I've been looking for that little so-and so for years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Dickety! Dickety! Dicketyyyyyyyyyy!Yes! Amen! Dickety Shickety DICKETY!!! I like that big dickety you directed towards me there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Oh Lard please heal, holy spook please free Brother Jeff from the claws of Satin!!! Dickety hickety shickety lard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quinntar Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 The Talking Snake magically attacked last night, and I woke up with a bad flu. High fever, freezing, shivering, and generally feel like shit. I'm asking my fellow brothers and sisters in Kryasst to lay their virtual Internet hands on me and pray the prayer of faith (magical thinking) that will raise me up whole and bring glory to the LARD! I'll start Praying in the Spook, and y'all can join me... Ho ro ro ro no bo so bo robo nono nono rono...Thanks and Glory! I'll ask Harry Potter to cook you up a potion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted July 21, 2016 Author Share Posted July 21, 2016 (bops virus on the snout with Her Clue-By-Four™) Out! Out, the lot of you! Te og súpa en ekki mjólk! By the way, Jeff, do you have a 10-20 on the snake? I've been looking for that little so-and so for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted July 21, 2016 Author Share Posted July 21, 2016 Dickety! Dickety! Dicketyyyyyyyyyy!Yes! Amen! Dickety Shickety DICKETY!!!I like that big dickety you directed towards me there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Poor Brother Jeff. He doesn't realize that it wasn't a devil that attacked him or some demon. It was the gentle guiding hand of Jesus that touched him. By now, Brother Jeff is thankful because a concentrated stream of evil is coming out the back of him. Again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted July 21, 2016 Super Moderator Share Posted July 21, 2016 If you have faith the size of a Theraflu packet, you can move any nostril. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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