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Goodbye Jesus

Silent F*cking Night


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Oh god, they sang this in church today (I went to be nice) and I was thinking three things: 1) A kid banging on a goatskin is music? 2) Baby Jesus couldn't have smiled at anyone; newborns aren't capable of that; and 3) the ox and lamb did not keep time. Animals can't play music.

 

The sermon was just beautiful. It was about making sacrifices to gawd, and Mary's great sacrifice was gawd impregnating her and forcing her to give birth - a "physical offering." And today's godless society disobeys gawd by allowing women to make decisions about their own bodies. Right, let's celebrate love and joy by extolling women  teenage girls being used as baby incubators. I about threw up.

 

Have a drink to goodwill and all the rest of it, and toss the Jesus garbage. beer.gif

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Then there's "I saw three ships go sailing on Xmas eve on xmas eve, and who would be upon that ship on Xmas eve in the morning?..."

Beautifully sung by Julie Andrews but a really stupid song when thought about.

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