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Man Receiving Body Of Christ Reckons He Must Have Gotten The Arsehole


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http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2017/03/28/man-receiving-body-of-christ-reckons-he-must-have-gotten-the-arsehole

 

“YEAH… yeah, there was definitely something up with that communion” mused Sean Geherty, a devout catholic on his way home after Sunday mass last weekend.

 

Unable to pinpoint exactly what was wrong with his latest portion of the body of Christ, the Ballycahereen native could only state that it ‘tasted off’, with a strong sweaty-gritty-corny aftertaste that was unpleasant and not up to the usual Godly standard.

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I blame GMOs.

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GMO...

 

God's Mighty Orifice :D

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Coulda been worse...

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