Fweethawt Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2017/03/28/man-receiving-body-of-christ-reckons-he-must-have-gotten-the-arsehole “YEAH… yeah, there was definitely something up with that communion” mused Sean Geherty, a devout catholic on his way home after Sunday mass last weekend. Unable to pinpoint exactly what was wrong with his latest portion of the body of Christ, the Ballycahereen native could only state that it ‘tasted off’, with a strong sweaty-gritty-corny aftertaste that was unpleasant and not up to the usual Godly standard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted March 29, 2017 Super Moderator Share Posted March 29, 2017 I blame GMOs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 GMO... God's Mighty Orifice 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Coulda been worse... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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