Xiana Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 This is a goodie.. apologies if it's been shared before! http://thegoodlordabove.com/twitter-bot-replaces-god-joel-osteens-tweets-dick-god-responds/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigile Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Saw this yesterday. It's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkepticsApprentice Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Truly inspirational. This makes so much more sense than Joel's typical preaching fare. My life is forever changed! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some 'magnifying' to do... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOHO Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 "Stop worrying about all of your problems. Just let go and let your dick lead you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator LogicalFallacy Posted May 2, 2017 Moderator Share Posted May 2, 2017 MAWHAHAHA I'm snorting at work. Sorry gota go - crack up! Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☆ DarkBishop ☆ Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Oh lmao that was to funny. Thanks for sharing xiana! I have one. I was watching him one time. He was telling people to open a bank account and prepare for God to fill it. So open a bank account and prepare for your dick to fill it! Lmao! DB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riversong Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Too funny!!!! This one cracked me up: The odds may be against you, but your dick is for you. He is more powerful than any force that’s trying to stop you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yunea Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Quote When your dick can trust you to be faithful in the ordinary, then He will take you into the extraordinary. That'll be my personal favourite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 OMG, this made my day! LOL Ya know, bible verses could use the same substitute: Genesis 4:1 Adam made love to his wife Eve, and she became pregnant and gave birth to Cain.She said, “With the help of your dick I have brought forth a man.” 2 Later she gave birth to his brother Abel. Bwahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Bwahh! ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkepticsApprentice Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 On 5/3/2017 at 8:10 PM, Faithfulless said: OMG, this made my day! LOL Ya know, bible verses could use the same substitute: Genesis 4:1 Adam made love to his wife Eve, and she became pregnant and gave birth to Cain.She said, “With the help of your dick I have brought forth a man.” 2 Later she gave birth to his brother Abel. Bwahahaha! What if 'the Lord' was Eve's nickname for Adam's abnormally large package? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 ^^LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Heres a joke: What was the first thing Adam ever said to Eve???? Stand back baby.... I dont know how big this thing is gonna get! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiana Posted May 8, 2017 Author Share Posted May 8, 2017 22 hours ago, SkepticsApprentice said: What if 'the Lord' was Eve's nickname for Adam's abnormally large package? This changes everything!!! I may have to crack open my dusty old bible to read through with this new twist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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