Moderator LogicalFallacy Posted May 2, 2017 Moderator Share Posted May 2, 2017 Excuse the opening pun but the flat earther's are fooling Christians who have been personally visited by God now! A Christian has changed his mind and now reads the bible literally according to the linked article http://www.deanodle.org/articles/article/41/gods-flat-earth-the-firmament-of-his-power Why? Because he watched this video: WARNING watching this video may cause the following symptoms: Mental fatigue, desire to punch screen, bouts of laughter, denial, and possible fits of rage and insanity! This is a clear indication of the lack of basic scientific knowledge and critical thinking abilities among humans. I would be interested in seeing some polling because I think this level of ignorance is growing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☆ DarkBishop ☆ Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 I watched a flat earth video just last night to see what all the hype was about. Just the look on the hosts face listening to this guy was hilarious. Just that "is he serious?" Look lol. ? DB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjn Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 I... I... oh fuck it... This is just too damn stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightcore Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 There's a flatearther who lives in my city and he has a truck he drives around that's plastered in propaganda and so is his house. I mean like urls and "FLAT EARTH THEORY IS REAL" painted on all of it. It's really sad but he lives right next to a school, so I hope those kids are smart enough to steer clear of his fucking idiocy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted May 2, 2017 Super Moderator Share Posted May 2, 2017 If the earth was round, the people at the bottom would fall off. Repent you bunch of goat-throating bastards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator LogicalFallacy Posted May 2, 2017 Author Moderator Share Posted May 2, 2017 The flat earth THEORY is just a THEORY! Nah, bam, instawin! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjn Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 19 hours ago, LogicalFallacy said: The flat earth THEORY is just a THEORY! Nah, bam, instawin! Hey LF, as someone who's living in the Southern Hemisphere, how do you keep yourself from falling off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator LogicalFallacy Posted May 3, 2017 Author Moderator Share Posted May 3, 2017 3 hours ago, rjn said: Hey LF, as someone who's living in the Southern Hemisphere, how do you keep yourself from falling off? This is a brilliant question! It is my personal belief, revealed to me by my pink unicorn which you can't talk about, that an invisible glue holds us to earth when we are upside down - much like the glue in the Pippi longstockings movie. Hey rjn As someone who lives in the northern hemisphere, how do you stop yourself from floating into space? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjn Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 2 hours ago, LogicalFallacy said: This is a brilliant question! It is my personal belief, revealed to me by my pink unicorn which you can't talk about, that an invisible glue holds us to earth when we are upside down - much like the glue in the Pippi longstockings movie. Hey rjn As someone who lives in the northern hemisphere, how do you stop yourself from floating into space? Fascinating answer! As for your question: I must admit that I'm not sure. Perhaps there's some sort of glue that keeps us grounded, as well? Who knows? I'll have to look into it. A personal theory of mine is that the Dutch and the Danes are kept grounded by some real dope Indica. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator LogicalFallacy Posted May 4, 2017 Author Moderator Share Posted May 4, 2017 57 minutes ago, rjn said: As for your question: I must admit that I'm not sure. Perhaps there's some sort of glue that keeps us grounded, as well? Who knows? Well my pink unicorn revealed to me that it is because you folks have rocks in your head and this keeps you weighted down! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☆ DarkBishop ☆ Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Well if you look at the flat earth map in the video there is no southern hemisphere. All continents are on top of a flat circular disc and the sun and moon literally spin in a circle like hands on a clock. You silly athiests in the "southern" hemisphere have no need to worry because you have actually been taught a lie and your on the same flat plane as the rest of the continents. You should take this in and marvel at gods design and thank him for his protective dome over us. Then repent and accept Jesus because the only thing in the southern hemisphere of flat earth is HELL! ?? DB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdelsolray Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 There is a funny and quire enjoyable Facebook page called "Shit Creationists Say". Here's the link: https://www.facebook.com/shitcreationistssay/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED Often, Flat Earthers show up with their typical nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pratt Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 12 hours ago, LogicalFallacy said: This is a brilliant question! It is my personal belief, revealed to me by my pink unicorn which you can't talk about, that an invisible glue holds us to earth when we are upside down - much like the glue in the Pippi longstockings movie. Hey rjn As someone who lives in the northern hemisphere, how do you stop yourself from floating into space? keeping someone from floating away? BIG balls and BIG boobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator LogicalFallacy Posted May 4, 2017 Author Moderator Share Posted May 4, 2017 15 minutes ago, pratt said: keeping someone from floating away? BIG balls and BIG boobs So you have both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pratt Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 2 hours ago, LogicalFallacy said: So you have both? i lived near equator, just a fine set of balls is good enough,,,,,,, fine tune theory,,,, neither too north nor south Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator LogicalFallacy Posted May 4, 2017 Author Moderator Share Posted May 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, pratt said: i lived near equator, just a fine set of balls is good enough,,,,,,, fine tune theory,,,, neither too north nor south Do you have any evidence to support this theory or is it all hot air? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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