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You might be an ex-Christian if you want to facepalm when someone says "science cannot explain god!" as if that's somehow supportive of belief in one.

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....If you like to yank the chain of evangelists by pretending to get saved, to lead the evangelist/preacher on and then do something to piss them off as they rail at you....YOU MIGHT BE AN EX-CHRISTIAN!

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Oh oh, got another one! You might be an ex-christian if you "praise god" more often out of sarcasm then you ever did as an actual christian! xD

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4 hours ago, Burnedout said:

....If you like to yank the chain of evangelists by pretending to get saved, to lead the evangelist/preacher on and then do something to piss them off as they rail at you....YOU MIGHT BE AN EX-CHRISTIAN!

You did that? That's like exposing a clairvoyant, serves them right!

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you might be an ex-Christian if.............you have a standing 8 AM tee time on Sunday mornings at your country club. And you can afford to be a member of a country club now that you don't have to give 10% of your income to the church. And you can have a beer with your buddies after a round of golf now without worrying about somebody telling the preacher they saw you drinking a beer. 

 

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7 hours ago, Burnedout said:

....If you like to yank the chain of evangelists by pretending to get saved, to lead the evangelist/preacher on and then do something to piss them off as they rail at you....YOU MIGHT BE AN EX-CHRISTIAN!

 

Sounds like a challenge...

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if you catch yourself praying... due to a bad habit you thought you'd kicked years ago... and immediately re-address your prayer to:

 

-yourself

-science

-medicine

-other entity you judge to be REAL

 

you might be an ex-c

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....If you like to tell profane jokes....and not feel guilty.....YOU MIGHT BE AN EXCHRISTIAN!

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....If you like to use the words 'Fuck', 'Damn', or 'God Damn' with impunity just to piss off fundies for entertainment.....YOU MIGHT BE AN EX-CHRISTIAN!

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You might be an Ex-Christian if . . . you vote for Sunday hunting in your state even if you don't hunt, because hey - it competes with church!

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You might be an ex-christian if you pounce on someone having doubts with the fangs of truth and reason like a lion on its prey....

 

(and also if you laughed at the lion pun....)

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If you intentionally say "good god" as an ironic exclamation you might be ex christian.

 

Good god my dear man!

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On 9/29/2017 at 9:34 AM, ThereAndBackAgain said:

You might be an Ex-Christian if . . . you vote for Sunday hunting in your state even if you don't hunt, because hey - it competes with church!

 

Wait... you aren't allowed to hunt on a Sunday?????

 

The more I hear about the US the more I think it's not the land of the free.... more like the land of over religiously law. 

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When you deliberately reply with "OMg" when engaged in discussion/chat.

 

 

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You might be an ex-christian if, instead of quoting John 3:16 and other hole-y scriptures, you quote logical fallacies...... #strawman #appealtoauthority #notruescotsman

 

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When dinning out with christian family members and they all bow their heads to pray before the meal, and you feel embarrassed (or angry etc)...you might be an ex-christian.

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^^To expand a little bit on the praying in a restaurant...

 

As your fundy family is praying in a restaurant, you look around rolling your eyes to let everyone else know you are not like the rest of your nutty family, you might be an ex-christian.

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When you feel something trying to manipulate emotions and think, "Wait a minute, this feels like an alter call." You might be an ex-christian.

 

Some charities asking for money comes to mind.....

 

 

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5 hours ago, buffettphan said:

^^To expand a little bit on the praying in a restaurant...

 

As your fundy family is praying in a restaurant, you look around rolling your eyes to let everyone else know you are not like the rest of your nutty family, you might be an ex-christian.

 

Oh my word, this is so true. Or silently apologize to the staff or smile goodnaturedly lol

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4 hours ago, ag_NO_stic said:

 

Oh my word, this is so true. Or silently apologize to the staff or smile goodnaturedly lol

 

We just ate at a Cracker Barrel and my brother prayed over the meal.  I had the opposite problem.  In a place like that, people would stare at me if I DIDN'T bow my head!

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20 hours ago, Daffodil said:

 

We just ate at a Cracker Barrel and my brother prayed over the meal.  I had the opposite problem.  In a place like that, people would stare at me if I DIDN'T bow my head!

 

I live in the south, I'm sure they're judging me at some places lol

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If your friends and family think that contraception is a dirty evil thing, but they use it too, but you quietly laugh at the hypocricy....YOU MIGHT BE AN EX-CHRISTIAN!

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