Fweethawt Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigile Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Dingus. I'm embarrassed for him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted September 18, 2017 Author Share Posted September 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Vigile said: Dingus. I'm embarrassed for him. That's Eric Hovind. So there's a lot more to be embarrassed for him for than what's in this video. Ha-ha! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutrichuckles93 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 I can see the kids in my old college ministry doing something like this thinking it counts as evangelism. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ag_NO_stic Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 So cringe. What's dumb about this is when he says "Now you can sit back and let them evangelize for you," as if the god he believes created the intricacies of morality, body language, and "motives" can't tell what he's doing. Brown noser. xD 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigile Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 6 hours ago, Fweethawt said: That's Eric Hovind. So there's a lot more to be embarrassed for him for than what's in this video. Ha-ha! In that case, I'm less embarrassed. The dude probably knows it's cheesy as hell but also knows this type of vid will keep the donations rolling in from the faithful. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwc Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 People in the restaurant are probably thinking "Stay away from that loon. He think he jesus." mwc 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. S. Martin Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 On 9/18/2017 at 3:28 PM, mwc said: People in the restaurant are probably thinking "Stay away from that loon. He think he jesus." mwc My thoughts exactly. Just think what happens when he has kids watching dad telling the restaurant that his name is "Jesus Christ is Lord." What kind of example is he setting anyway? Not truth-telling, that's for sure. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I'd ask for ID. The bible on lying: http://www.biblestudytools.com/topical-verses/lying-bible-verses/ "Jesus, do you want mild , medium or FIRE sauce? " "Satan, your order is ready." "Zeus , your order is ready." "Flying spaghetti monster, your order is ready." "Mohammed, your order is ready." "Allah, your order is ready." "Beelzebub, your order is ready." You could have some major fun after Hovind picks up his order. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigile Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 28 minutes ago, midniterider said: I'd ask for ID. The bible on lying: http://www.biblestudytools.com/topical-verses/lying-bible-verses/ "Jesus, do you want mild , medium or FIRE sauce? " "Satan, your order is ready." "Zeus , your order is ready." "Flying spaghetti monster, your order is ready." "Mohammed, your order is ready." "Allah, your order is ready." "Beelzebub, your order is ready." You could have some major fun after Hovind picks up his order. Or, you could just embarrass him by giving him the 3rd degree: Is that your legal name? Then why are you asking me to use it? Well, that's weird don't you think? Suit yourself buddy, if you want to announce to the whole restaurant you're a freak, who am I to stop you? Strange cat who asked me to write JIL, your coffee is ready! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
◊ crazyguy123 ◊ Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 On 9/18/2017 at 5:03 AM, Fweethawt said: That's Eric Hovind. So there's a lot more to be embarrassed for him for than what's in this video. Ha-ha! I remember when he came to my grandparents' church when I was a kid to tell us about the dinosaurs on Noah's ark. That was a fun time... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOHO Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 What an arrogant fuck! "Look at ME, Mommy!" "I came up with a jackastical method of evangelizing all by myself!" "I'm a BIG boy, huh, Mommy?" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Way to make your brand pure shit genius 🙄 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Clerk: Can I get a name for your order, please? Customer: Yes, my name is Eric Hovind is a fucking douchebag. Clerk: Okey dokey.... Clerk: "ERIC HOVIND IS A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!" 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daffodil Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 And everyone in the restaurant suddenly said, "Oh my goodness! I need to become a Christian right now!" Not. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 29 minutes ago, Daffodil said: And everyone in the restaurant suddenly said, "Oh my goodness! I need to become a Christian right now!" Not. They put on their public smiles and thought, "What a dork." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ag_NO_stic Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Why couldn't he have picked someone actually cool like.....idk spiderman or something. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 They should just refuse actually. Or just be like . "Hey zoos? Tacos for Hey zoos?" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daffodil Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Let me guess. He did this in an area that is already predominately Christian so he knew he would get away with it. Try that in a Muslim area if you really want to "proclaim the word of god to the unbelievers"! Would actually love to see that! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. S. Martin Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 I've seen enough Muslims mock Jesus Christ online to guess that Hovind would get called in a dirty manner if the Muslims thought they could get away with it, i.e. the almighty Christian law enforcement won't come down on them or something. If it happened in my local coffee shop, I think the person serving it (Christian, Muslim, atheist, Ms/Mr. Public) would call, "The guy in the back who calls himself Jesus Christ." They'd say it with a straight face, neutral but polite voice. Mr. Tall and Handsome would have to walk all the way to the front to get it. Everyone else would glance up, grunt or mutter, then go back to their own business. He would go down in history as another Jesus nut. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 14 hours ago, Daffodil said: Let me guess. He did this in an area that is already predominately Christian so he knew he would get away with it. Try that in a Muslim area if you really want to "proclaim the word of god to the unbelievers"! Would actually love to see that! Taco bell, Kabul, Afghanistan 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ nivek ♦ Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Hay-zuz been cummin' a LONG time. I'd check INSIDE my order before eating that damn thing! kL 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ nivek ♦ Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 That chalupa "spreads" the gospel every byte... We're gushing the gos-pull! "Heavenly Faux Hispanic Gusher goo!" "Spreading hayzus juice with every order, extra FREE!" This goo writes itself.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 1 hour ago, SkipNChurch said: That chalupa "spreads" the gospel every byte... We're gushing the gos-pull! "Heavenly Faux Hispanic Gusher goo!" "Spreading hayzus juice with every order, extra FREE!" This goo writes itself.. 50 cents charge for extra goo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. S. Martin Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 See? I told you so. These atheists deny that they are angry at God but just look at this vitriolic response to my witness. ~Pretending to be Hovind reading this thread 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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