First... a history lesson on how I created KIFC. It were on October 11, in a thread about God, that I wrote this first ever KIFC satire.

Here is the original thread where I originally wrote KIFC in.

God is....

Stankdeezle were one of the first people to read it and the only Christian to actually comment on my satires.

Stankdeezle, you've carved yourself a place in EXC history.

So, enjoy!

A dissection of Posciple ice creams on Killing infidels for Christ forums

Posicple ice cream is evil! It leads our boys to homosexuality, and they will be in Hell if they don't stop licking Pop ice creams!

People have had gone from God ALL because of these evil ice creams!

Do you know the Popiscle cream is shaped like male genitals?

God forbids! It taste like lemon juice, which is a slang for cumming!

You must stop your boy from being a pansy!

PLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASEEE keep your boy in godliness.

Hysterical Preacher

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Oh no! I licked one while I read this thread! I must repent of my sin!

Gullible Lickspittle

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God will damn these gay boys into Hell. What's the hope?

Nun in God

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That guy who likes Popiscle ice creams must be killed! But before killing him, take his money for Christ.

A T Thunderbird

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You irrational stung Xtians! Do you know you are spreading lies about Popiscle Ice cream?

Grand Atheist

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You're banned

ModerNazier for G$d

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You're bigoted and stupid. You are making boys feel horrible for liking ice cream. You demonized gay boys for liking boys. You are inhuman b***ards.

Shadfox

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You are a stupid little pansy man who likes apes. You like apes.

Emmanuel Goldstein II

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You're banned Shadfox.

King Christian

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Kill, kill, kill, fight the infidels!

Mrs Piously sheltered

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Ah, shut up, pompous git!

Mr. Crudely Drawn Atheist

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God damn these gay boys to hell!

Mr Braggio

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Amen to that!

Emmanuel Goldstein II

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You are a bunch of irritating rats....

The Joker of Atheistland

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You insufferable gits!

KKK lover

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All atheists are banned but the racists can stay!

King Christian

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WHOOHOOO!!!!!!!!

KKK lover

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