I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MANNERS CUSTOMS OR TRADITIONS IM FUCKING SORRY BUT I JUST DON’T GIVE A DAMN SHIT!

WHAT IS THE FUCKING BIG DEAL ABOUT EATING WITH OUT A DAMN FORK? ANIMALS DON’T EAT WITH FORKS AND WE ARE ANIMALS EAT WITH YOUR FUCKING HANDS LIKE YOUR CHIMPANZEE ANCESTORS DID IT WONT FUCKING KILL YOU. IN ADDITION, GOD DAMN THAT SITTING AT THE TABLE SHIT! I WANT TO SIT IN MY RECLINER WATCHING TV AND EAT! AND FUCK THAT WAITING TO EVERYONE GETS THEIR TO EAT. THEY SHOULD HURRY THA FUCK UP!

FUCK THAT NO HAT WEARING, TIE WEARING, TUCK YOUR SHIRT IN SHIT I CHALLENGE YOU TO SIT IN A TEE SHIRT HANGING PAST YOUR ASS AND A PAIR OF LOOSE PANTS. HELL, IF IT MATTERED WHAT YOU WEAR WE WOULD NOT BE BORN FUCKING NUDE!

WHY WOULD GOD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT BLESSING FOOD? WHY BOTHER DOING IT ONE DAY AND NO OTHER DAY. DOES HE JUST CARE ABOUT THAT ONE DAY? DAMN IF GOD REALLY GAVE A SHIT THAT YOU DIDN’T BLESS YOUR FOOD ON THANKSGIVING HE’S GOT TOO MUCH FUCKING TIME ON HIS HANDS.

AS LONG AS ANIMALS GET TO RUN AROUND NUDE, EAT WITH THEIR HANDS AND EAT FOOD WITHOUT BLESSING IT I JUST AM NOT GOING TO GIVE A SHIT