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Wow It's Been A While Lol/my Bible Criticisms.


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Wow it's been awhile since I put anything in here lol

I been blogging on myspace http://www.myspace.com/sunnyriversworld and bebo http://jwn2005.bebo.com.

 

I found this website on a friends space www.evilbible.com that had articles on the bible and thought i'd make some articles. and I never really read the old testament so I thought i'd start there. I'v heard rumors myspace was deleting Anti-christian accounts I hope mine isn't deleted lol. I thought i'd put my bible criticisms here too. I thought it'd be interesting. for more bible criticisms be sure to check out my other blogs.

what I found interesting is most christians never read tha damn book as you'll see in my criticism many things I was told by people also it was interesting seeing what I think about it with out a damn church, christian book or preacher. I also see that i'm truly exchristian I felt like I was reading a story and guessing ideas it don't feel like a holy document I can't talk bad about. :lmao:

 

my article on genesis 1-9

 

genesis 1-9

 

I been off today so I thought i'd read the bible online and put my opinions.

No I haven't converted don't anyone ask that lol if you read it you'll never think that.

 

Genesis 1

 

. [2] And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

 

NOTE:

 

Um the earth was without form and had water? What's it saying that the universe was a big mass of water before it was made. There isn't even eny gravity in space how could there be a mass of water. I'm definitely no expert at science but I know the universe wasn't a big lake of water. He don't even mention the universe here just earth why not tell us how it started.

 

 

 

 

 

6] And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

[7] And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.

[8] And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

[9] And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.

 

NOTE:

 

I decided to look up firmanent on www.dictionary.com here's what I got:

 

(from the Vulgate firmamentum, which is used as the translation of the Hebrew

_raki'a_. This word means simply "expansion." It denotes the space or expanse

like an arch appearing immediately above us. They who rendered _raki'a_ by

firmamentum regarded it as a solid body. The language of Scripture is not

scientific but popular, and hence we read of the sun rising and setting, and

also here the use of this particular word. It is plain that it was used to

denote solidity as well as expansion. It formed a division between the waters

above and the waters below (Gen. 1:7). The _raki'a_ supported the upper

reservoir (Ps. 148:4). It was the support also of the heavenly bodies (Gen.

1:14), and is spoken of as having "windows" and "doors" (Gen. 7:11; Isa. 24:18;

Mal. 3:10) through which the rain and snow might descend.)

 

NOTE:

 

So the sky is supponsingly this wall with doors to let rain through did bible god not know rain came from clouds? Does nasa call bible god when it needs to launch a rocket so he can open the door? I haven't even gotten past nine verses and know little about science and know this is crap.

 

 

 

[16] And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

 

NOTE:

 

Tha moon is not a light the sun on the other side of the earth shines on it making it light up.

 

 

 

[20] And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.

 

NOTE:

 

Birds didn't come from water I don't know the evolution of birds but that I'm pretty sure of. Oh wait the bible don't talk about evolution oops my bad

 

[27] So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

 

NOTE

 

God can't be just male then cause his image he created male and female. What's he mean here exactly? If mankinds in the image of god we'd all look about the same wouldn't we?

 

GENESIS 2

 

1] Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.

 

[2] And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made

 

NOTE

 

Seven days why do scientist say billions of years. I'm sure some christians gonna bring up the verse that says a day to gods a thousand years it don't say that here. He blesses the sabbath day winch is Saturday on the hebrew calender by the way.

 

([3] And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made.)

 

 

 

[5] And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground.

 

[6] But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground.

 

NOTE

 

So god had a sprinkler sistem? What about the people made in genesis 1:27.

 

[7] And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

 

NOTE

 

Mankind was not made from dirt. So biblegods basicly saying he made a sculpture of man and made it come alive. Maybe it was really snow like frosty the snowman.

 

9] And out of the ground made the LORD God to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.

 

NOTE

 

This is funny I'v heard christians say the devil put the tree of knowledge of good and evil there. Remember Bible God put it their not the devil it says so in the bible this is the king james bible the ones so many here in my town insist is the true bible.

 

Let's go on.

 

[16] And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:

 

[17] But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

 

NOTE:

 

Why put it there in the first place? What's so bad about knowing good and evil?

 

[18] And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

 

NOTE

 

Why don't god make help meets for everyone these days?

 

[20] And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.

 

NOTE

 

Errr shouldn't biblegod of knew that already.

 

21] And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;

 

[22] And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

 

[23] And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

 

NOTE:

 

Oh come on Adam was made from dirt and eve was made from a rib? That is impossible you can't make a human from a rib.

 

[25] And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.

 

GENESIS 3

 

NOTE:

 

With all the fuss about what to wear these days in church remember Bible God didn't give a crap about clothes.

 

. 1] Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?

 

NOTE:

 

Bible God made the serpent that tempted adam and eve. It wasn't satan dressed as a snake like some christians say. Oh and this serpent talks winch is weird cause snakes do not talk.

 

3] But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.

 

[4] And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:

 

[5] For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

 

NOTE:

 

Notice it says "shall be as gods" is there more gods than bible god? and why'd this serpent have this idea? Had he already ate from the tree? most likely did. This maybe why christians say this was satan dressed as a snake. The verses that say "let us make man in our own image" and "shall be like gods" and the commandment "thou shalt have no other gods before me" points too there being other gods than bible god. Probally they lived in the garden of eden now why god put the tree in the garden still don't make sense. Maybe the serpent was a rebellious little demi god who put the tree there cause he thought the humans should be like gods.

 

The little demi god concept is very ancient and could possible be in here or possibly this little rebellious demi god wanted to make god out to be a liar.

 

Gods duking it out over humans is a very common concept in religions here's an article in enclclopedia mythica on who the snake probally is http://www.pantheon.org/articles/n/nechushtan.html Before anyone says nah ah! There is ongly one god! At my so in so church brother so in so said there's ongly one god. Remember religious ideas change over time a million times actually also if we just have to add a christian concept satan and jehovah were duking it out over peoples souls.but the thing is genesis was a jewish book before it was a christian one. I know some jews probally will get mad when I say this but judiasm used to be polytheistic meaning there was more than one god and jehovah was the top dog Lord of Lords as the bible says

 

( Deuteronomy 10:17 For the LORD your God is God of gods, and Lord of lords, a great God, a mighty, and a terrible, which regardeth not persons, nor taketh reward)

 

so Jehovah is the God of Gods and Nechustan aka the serpent was rebelling against him. this is entirely possible remember Jews were having a lot of conflict with other religions. It's possible this myth was made to teach jews don't follow Nechustan.

 

[6] And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

 

[7] And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.

 

[8] And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden.

 

[9] And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?

 

[10] And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.

 

[11] And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?

 

[12] And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.

 

[13] And the LORD God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat

 

NOTE

 

Isn't this typical behior

 

Adam: The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.

 

Eve: The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat

 

Ok, I get why these two should be punished but why the whole world?

 

Beguile means lie or trick the serpent didn't lie maybe tempted.

 

Well oviously bible god isn't gonna let that be an excuse he punishes all three:

 

[14] And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:

 

[15] And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.

 

NOTE:

 

Kind of cruel to damn the snakes seed for it's mistake isn't it? by the way snakes don't eat dirt. But this may not have anthing to do with snakes a lot of people think it does. Remember this is nechustan. Also who ever wrote genesis probally knew snakes didn't talk and walk so he was oviously not saying that's why snakes craw around on there belly and animals don't speak anymore. It's possible he could of thought that I guess but I kind of wonder if he was speaking parables why not jesus did?

 

16] Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

 

NOTE:

 

I really don't get God's judgement here I mean Adam was tempted too he didn't say no eve you shouldn't of done that. I'v heard this verse is telling the reason woman have labor pains but Eve didn't have no children yet. I think this is saying God isn't gonna do everything for you anymore like make people. A wife was made for Adam we could probally assume Eve said God will you make me some kids some day? Well she blew it now.

 

 

 

[17] And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;

 

[18] Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field;

 

[19] In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.

 

[20] And Adam called his wife's name Eve; because she was the mother of all living.

 

NOTE:

 

Yep, you two on your own now get out of my yard! God says

 

 

 

22] And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:

 

[23] Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.

 

[24] So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.

 

GENESIS 4

 

1] And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain, and said, I have gotten a man from the LORD.

 

[2] And she again bare his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper of sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground.

 

[3] And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the LORD.

 

[4] And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the LORD had respect unto Abel and to his offering:

 

[5] But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect. And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.

 

[6] And the LORD said unto Cain, Why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenance fallen?

 

[7] If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and if thou doest not well, sin lieth at the door. And unto thee shall be his desire, and thou shalt rule over him.

 

NOTE

 

I don't get why God refused Cain's offering he was a "tiller of the ground" why was his offering refused I guess a clue is "if thou doest not well, sin lieth at the door"

 

I asked this question to google search engine and the best answer I see is it says Abel gave the firstlings of his flock the first but it don't say that about Cain I'm assuming your supposed to give the first of everything.

 

 

 

8] And Cain talked with Abel his brother: and it came to pass, when they were in the field, that Cain rose up against Abel his brother, and slew him.

 

[9] And the LORD said unto Cain, Where is Abel thy brother? And he said, I know not: Am I my brother's keeper?

 

[10] And he said, What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto me from the ground.

 

[11] And now art thou cursed from the earth, which hath opened her mouth to receive thy brother's blood from thy hand;

 

[12] When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength

 

NOTE

 

Why didn't god just resurrect Abel? Did he not know refusing Cain's offering would cause this? Well anyways Cain's tiller of the ground gift was tooken away.

 

 

 

[17] And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.

 

NOTE:

 

Who is cain's wife? It says in "16.And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden." So there's other people in the land of Nod? I guess either his cousin I mean seth had children or his neice Adam had children. But that'd throw the moses law about incest out the window.

 

Maybe Nechustan had some kids? Before anyone says he was a serpent tho. Serpent could have been just what he was called like if you call someone a snake in the grass you don't mean there a snake. That's one problem among many I have with the bible too vague it's like they left out stuff. If I told you I went to town came home with a pack of gum. I'm leaving out how I got it. winch is annoying well I got a theory the "one god ongly crowd" probally left that part out on purpose. We can clearly see there are other gods besides Jehovah and he couldn't of married his sister or neice it would be against Mosiac law. Cain's wife was probally Netushtans daughter. Probally also why the children of isreal are the "chosen ones " they are from Adam from Jehovah. Scientifically incest would've lead to disease, inbreeding deformitys and sterility. Whoever cain's wife was it couldn't of been his sister or neice jews wouldn't of wrote something like that it's against Mosaic law. Also if you look closely there are two creation stories one were adams made from dirt and another were mans just made in gods image. The one God ongly exists crowd oviously kicked the other God out of the bible.

 

I'm gonna skip Genesis 5 it's just geneology but let's look at one verse

 

[25] And Methuselah lived an hundred eighty and seven years, and begat Lamech:

 

 

 

NOTE

 

This is redicoulus 187 and makes a kid? Most people live ongly 80 or 90 years but back in the 1800"s were lucky to live 30 years so what's up with this long life span?

 

GENESIS 6

 

[1] And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them,

 

[2] That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose.

 

 

 

NOTE:

 

Oviously not sons of the God jehovah because why would he of cared.

 

Notice the word change in this verse:

 

[3] And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years.

 

Looks to me like Jehovah mentioned in verse 3 don't like it cause another Gods kids are sleeping with his son's children

 

And I bet Cain married that other God's daughter too.

 

 

 

[4] There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.

 

 

 

NOTE:

 

Remember when God said he made giants? No? see what I mean hmm I seen a website that said they were fallen Angels so we could say I guess Lucifer and his Gang where the giants and maybe Cain married a fallen angel. We'll never know! I can see somethings missing here it's so ovious but anyway….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5] And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.

 

[6] And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.

 

[7] And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.

 

[8] But Noah found grace in the eyes of the LORD.

 

[9] These are the generations of Noah: Noah was a just man and perfect in his generations, and Noah walked with God.

 

[10] And Noah begat three sons, Shem, Ham, and Japheth.

 

[11] The earth also was corrupt before God, and the earth was filled with violence.

 

[12] And God looked upon the earth, and, behold, it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted his way upon the earth.

 

[13] And God said unto Noah, The end of all flesh is come before me; for the earth is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the earth.

 

 

 

Note

 

There has been no proof of a worldwide flood. This story is in a lot of other myths as well. Really a lot of bible stories are borrowed from other religions and ideas so the reason this story among others has so many missing details is probally cause they left out what they didn't like. Scientific fact shreds this story to pieces as I will show you.

 

[18] But with thee will I establish my covenant; and thou shalt come into the ark, thou, and thy sons, and thy wife, and thy sons' wives with thee.

 

[19] And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female

 

 

 

NOTE:

 

How'd Noah go all over the world getting the animals?

 

How'd Noah make sure the Animals got proper diet? Remember two each? Let's say Noah's lion gets hungry ok he's gotta feed it some meat ok one animal has too go. Hmm a dinasaur perhaps? Aha! That's why they went extinct lol

 

 

 

Genesis 7

 

6] And Noah was six hundred years old when the flood of waters was upon the earth.

 

NOTE

 

I couldn't see a 90 yearold man build an ark less a 600 year old man.

 

Don't this ciontradict

 

Chapter 6: 3] And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years

 

 

 

11] In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened.

 

NOTE::

 

Rain comes from the sky so heaven must be the sky? Windows? Where are the windows in the sky?

 

Genesis 8

 

20] And Noah builded an altar unto the LORD; and took of every clean beast, and of every clean fowl, and offered burnt offerings on the altar.

 

NOTE:

 

Wouldn't that of made the clean animals extinct? Also wouldn't the flood of killed all the plants causing Noah and his family and the clean Animals starve to death?

 

 

 

21] And the LORD smelled a sweet savour; and the LORD said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.

 

NOTE

 

The next guy I hear say a natural disaster is cause of rebellion against god's getting this verse sent to them

 

 

 

GENESIS 9

 

 

 

11] And I will establish my covenant with you; neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.

 

 

 

NOTE:

 

I guess this covenant was just with Noah cause the hurricane victums now days like in Katrina got flooded.

 

 

 

[19] These are the three sons of Noah: and of them was the whole earth overspread.

 

[20] And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:

 

[21] And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.

 

[22] And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.

 

[23] And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.

 

[24] And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.

 

[25] And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.

 

[26] And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

 

[27] God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

 

[28] And Noah lived after the flood three hundred and fifty years.

 

[29] And all the days of Noah were nine hundred and fifty years: and he died.

 

 

 

NOTE:

 

What did Cannaan do to Noah? Well there's a theory that he raped noah: http://epistle.us/hbarticles/secrets.html I'll let the website speak for itself.

 

I figure Cannan was cursed cause Ham just told his brothers and they covered Noah.

 

Genesis 10s a bunch of geneology.

 

 

 

I'll add more later.

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