It's a gorgeous day outside: clear, sunny, and the warmest it's been this year.

I'm freezing my ass off.

There are only 4 of us in this section of offices (cubicles) and one of us likes it cold. Us freeze babies are too nice to tell her to suck it up, so we sit in the air conditioning, not feeling a bit of that beautiful day outside our windows. I turned the thermostat up a bit, but if I do it any more the hot lady will whine. I don't know why it is that she has never said a thing about trying to make it comfortable for all of us. Her assistant actually has goosebumps, but she has nothing to say. Not until it gets too "hot".

This woman has been with us for a month or two, and I must admit that already I have wanted to kick her in the teeth. Everything I eat makes her squeal, "Eww!!!". Blue cheese dressing, sushi, a Quiznos sub whose tomatoes are at room temperature and not cold. Eww, eww, eww. I don't know how somone that picky managed to get as large as she is.

She treats our customers with similar tact. Since it's quiet in here and I sit across the way, I can hear her conversations. "You want to know if your order is going to ship today? Well, let me check my crystal ball!" Ouch.

On top of these fabulous personality traits, she has a husky/raspy voice, nasal passages that must have been filled with concrete, and a lisp. Makes me want to chuck my stapler over the wall at her and say it slipped.

Other than that, she's cool. I mean it.