Josefe

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  1. It has been over 7 years since I first created my account. Over the years, I have grown as an Atheist. I have become less concerned with proving Christianity wrong & more with being apathetic on the issue. Perhaps I started out like that so I could prove something to myself. I was scared & doubtful. Today, I am confident. I really don't give a shit what people believe, so long as their beliefs are not pushed on me or anyone for that matter. The conversation these days is simple. I tell them I don't believe in their stupid Bible and they typically state that there is no need for further conversation. Without the Bible as the center of the issue they have nothing and, frankly, I have better stuff to do than argue with a dumb ass.

  2. the battles to come

  3. Apperantly god didn't have any problem with incest, unless he created some guy we don't know about, to sleep with Adam's daughter.

    1. jblueep

      jblueep

      If he did, then it completely invalidates the concept of "original sin" because that man would not be Adam's seed. That would in turn invalidate the purpose of Jesus, and therefore xianity in it's entirety.

  4. I was told "if there isn't a god, who created Adam & Eve then?" I was thinking in my mind "this person is delusional."

  5. As humanity continues to evolve, religion's grip on humanity will become less and less.

  6. As humanity continues to evolve, religion's grip on humanity will become less and less.

  7. It is time for the people of America to come together in solidarity to deal with the corruption and greed that is destroying our country. It doesn't matter what race you are, what religion you claim, what political stance you have, we need to come together. Please America, stand up and demand change! How can we live in a country like this, when so many have sacrificed their lives for a better America. How can we stand back as patriots, when we know our country is being destroyed. Let us unite!"

    1. stryper

      stryper

      While I can appreciate the sentiment....the rhetoric sounds familiar to what the Christian Right has said for years.

       

      It is amazing how similar both sides can be in the imagery they use.

  8. It is time for the people of America to come together in solidarity to deal with the corruption and greed that is destroying our country. It doesn't matter what race you are, what religion you claim, what political stance you have, we need to come together. Please America, stand up and demand change! How can we live in a country like this, when so many have sacrificed their lives for a better America. How can we stand back as patriots, when we know our country is being destroyed. Let us unite!"

  9. Support "Occupy Wall street," by getting the word out.

  10. If there can't be Ex-Christians as fundies argue, wouldn't that then infringe on the Christians freewill?

    1. hearsmanyhorses

      hearsmanyhorses

      If freewill exists then god gave to us to know when to leave Christianity.

    2. Josefe

      Josefe

      HereticZero, thank you. Christians should have the freeWill to become "Ex-Christians." If they don't, then that would be an infringement on their freewill. For this exact reason, there has to be Ex-Christians. On top of that, the notion that Yahweh would never be denied, is not biblical, and it's an assumption.

    3. freeasabird

      freeasabird

      Bingo! I'll have to remember this free will argument if ex-c ever comes up in discussion. Christianity is such a pretzel of contradictions.

  11. Jesus once said: sex is for the purpose of reproductions. And a disciple asked: so why is it so enjoyable? And Jesus said: Fool, who is to know the things of god! His now ex-disciple looks at him and says: ah, what do you know, you're a 30 year old virgin!

  12. I feel sorry for the Christian women that has a husband that believes sex is only for reproduction. I imagine a women who desperately needs to try it just once for pleasure, but it is beyond her grasp. ha

    1. hearsmanyhorses

      hearsmanyhorses

      I had a relative, now deceased, who divorced her THIRD husband, a truck driver, because she said he was a 'sex fiend.' All he wanted was sex when he got home. I told her, 'at least he waited until he got home.' She then preached about the holiness of sex and not for fun and gratification. I always thought she was just NUTS.

    2. Josefe

      Josefe

      HereticZero, if her husband is a sex fiend, and she views sex as "not fun or gratifying", I imagine he cheats on her.

    3. Josefe

      Josefe

      Interested, are you sure you were not in an all male gay bar?ha

  13. Jesus once said "the man that dipeth his hand in the bowl with me shall surly sneaketh in my room." Then after a day passed, lazy Jesus said" the man that sneaketh in rooms, will surly make thee a sandwich.

  14. First day back to college, I hope I don't have to sit next to any extroverts.=)

  15. I am....THE TACO GOD!!!! Place your fingers around my crunchy shell, and feel the POWER!!

  16. Jesus once said: Look, i'm John Wayne: No one gets to the father but through me pilgrim.

  17. If god was gay, Jesus would've had a fabulous death.

  18. Gangsta Jesus once said: I will bust a holy-ghost in yo ass fool!! And "meek and mild Jesus" replied: for it may be done, but for not it will not, I will be the son of man!! Then Red-neck Jesus replied: Yallzz gona get in a fight?? Then stoner Jesus said" chill out man!! Then finally pissed off Jesus said: all of you need to shut the fuck up!!

  19. Give me porn, beer, and a bucket of chicken and I will show you a happy man.

  20. Jesus once told a man: "You fool, no one is to call another a fool."

  21. Jesus was once asked " And what if you have turned your other cheek and it is hit too?" Jesus replied " Then you beat his ass."

  22. Jesus once said " Quick, Mom, run down the street and purchase some wine. These drunks fools will praise me as if I have done a miracle."

  23. Jesus once said " It's a good thing I was born without genitals, because damn Mary looks good!!"

    1. asanerman

      asanerman

      Josefe, pick up a copy of "The Gospel of Mary" you'll notice some old and powerful male issues!

  24. The last thing I heard before my fist slammed into the Christians face was " I rebuke ahhh!" Then I picked the poor guy up, dusted him off, and sat him down to have a serious talk about telling my niece she is going to hell.

  25. If only I could receive a dollar for every failed prayer.

    1. asanerman

      asanerman

      How would you spend it?

    2. Josefe

      Josefe

      I would spend it all on drugs, hookers, and alcohol.